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NO

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Anybody got the one with the llama from emperors new groove

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I went to a church thing last week and one of the guys singing had a “don’t tread on me” cap on and like I kept getting distracted Bc of this post 🙃🙃🙃

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I’ll add a few more lol

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Dont rope me into this

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I FOUND THIS POST AGAIN AND IT GOT EVEN BETTER

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TREADN’T

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NO STEP ON SNEK

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DON’T

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@peu-profond

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factsinallcaps

BENJAMIN FRANKLIN AND JOHN ADAMS ONCE HAD TO SHARE A BED IN A CROWDED INN, AND SPENT A CONSIDERABLE AMOUNT OF TIME ARGUING OVER WHETHER OR NOT THE WINDOW SHOULD REMAIN OPEN DURING THE NIGHT, AND WHETHER AN OPEN WINDOW WAS A HEALTHIER WAY TO SLEEP OR A SUREFIRE WAY TO GET SICK.

pbnjulie

I wonder who was of which opinion

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FRANKLIN WANTED THE WINDOW OPEN, ADAMS WANTED IT CLOSED.

gurrenprime

I wonder who won.

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FRANKLIN, BY TOTAL KNOCKOUT. HE KEPT EXPLAINING WHY FRESH AIR IS ACTUALLY GOOD FOR THE BODY UNTIL ADAMS GOT BORED AND FELL ASLEEP, ALLOWING FRANKLIN TO DO AS HE PLEASED RE: THE WINDOW.

morethanonepage

I looked this up and it is 100% true.

wickedwitchshaming

didn’t franklin also take WIND BATHS where he’d just strip down and go stand on a hill in the wind or something

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THAT WAS ONE OF FRANKLIN’S FAVORITE EXCUSES TO GET NAKED, YEAH

bidoof

look if movies being like 2.5 hours long is just gonna be the norm from now on then we gotta bring back intermissions. please let me piss.

skarlatha

There is legit an app called “RunPee” that tells you when you can get up and go pee without missing anything important. You hit the timer when the movie starts and then it vibrates when you can make a pee run. It even gives you a little summary of what you missed that you can read while you pee.

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Reblogging to save lives

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Oh my god I need this

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a blonde guy with a magic hammer goes after his colleague, a big dude with giant fists and an anger management problem, teams up with a fierce female fighter with a tragic past, all while trying to navigate a strange, colorful world forever locked in a sensationalized competition and run by an old man with a flamboyant demeanor. along the way, he runs into a disgraced royal heir with a penchant for green and mischief

is the movie thor: ragnarok or wreck-it ralph

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So this gave me chronic whiplash, enjoy.

This post isn’t written in any known human language

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Pride may be over today, but tomorrow we will make history once more

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Why is this even a question? How is your child meant to learn to apologize when you don’t do it yourself as a parent?

yourejustanotherversionofme

This is actually a really important factor in how I establish healthy, trusting relationships with kiddos at work. I am a human and therefore make mistakes, which children will catch and call me out for, because children are information sponges with no verbal filters.

When a kid says, “but miss tommy, i thought you said we’re not supposed to do that,” I answer, “You’re right. I’m sorry, I shouldn’t have done that. I won’t do it again.” It could be something small, maybe a kid sees me biting my nails, or maybe I grabbed a kid by the arm who was about to collide with something solid but I grabbed too hard. Whatever it is, it’s important to

acknowledge the mistake,

apologize to the kid,

and verbalize a plan to correct it.

Not only does this model HOW to make an effective apology, but it establishes trust on many levels. The children who witness the exchange now know that:

I will be honest with them even if it does not serve my ego,

I care about their feelings,

and I am taking their needs seriously.

Apologize to your kids when you mess up! It won’t diminish your authority as their grown-up, it shows that you respect that authority!

theoriginalblackbarbie

This is one thing emotionally abusive parents are known for. Holding power over accountability and they wonder why their children don’t want to be around when they get older.

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i just forced all of my coworkers to watch this with me

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I just woke my brother up and forced him to watch this with me

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musical faces

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The first true LGBT icons,, ✔respect ✔ Happy Pride Month

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Stop-Motion Moana

“We can rebuild her… We have the technology… We know the way!”

A few months ago I ripped apart a Moana doll and made it into a stop-motion puppet using a kinetic armature kit.

The walk cycle above was the first thing I animated with this puppet, and was just a throw-away practice test with no green screen. I had never done a walk cycle in stop-motion before and soon discovered how difficult animating a straight-ahead cycle within a localized space with no retakes could be.

I showed the cycle to my dad while he was holding my Moana puppet in his hand and he seemed more impressed with this crappy test than the actual animation I did on the movie! I think the combination of him holding the puppet, and then seeing it come to life on the video before him was what blew him away. I guess that’s the appeal and magic of stop-motion. :)

Here’s a second test I animated for fun:

I read that it’s best to have the foot joints nice and tight to hold the weight of the puppet, and have the arms looser. It’s amazing how much weight those toe and foot ball-joints could hold for the falling poses: