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[musicalkilljoy]

[half-blood-slytherpuff-deactiva]

my favorite man in this god damn world 🖤

[crowneddarkness]

The only time Nathan Chen fell was on the way to the podium 😂

[valtsv]

power move: saying “that’s treason” every time someone does something that mildly inconveniences you

[sixpenceee]

Silver steel flexible double bladed snake rapier, made during the 19th century in Toledo, Spain. 

[romanholidayinn]

THIS IS SO BOMB

[fallingstars5683-deactivated201]

it’s for hardcore Indiana Jones cosplayers

you think it’s a whip and end up getting stabbed

[mingisxfixon]

Y’all can’t tell me that this ain’t slytherin as fuck

[transjemder]

Millennial culture is having two wildly different conversations with the same person on two different apps at the exact same time

[poorlytimed-deactivated20190607]

conversation 1: cheese borger

conversation 2: that’s why I think I’m so afraid of making myself vulnerable, because my father taught me I couldn’t ever truly trust anyone

[witchwithacoffeepot]

@dreamsrainandwitchythings

[rpmindthinker]

If they stand behind you, give them protection.

If they stand beside you, give them respect.

If they stand if front of you, watch their back. And if they stand against you, show them no mercy.

[quietwords-loudthoughts]

New life motto here

[arabella-prongs]

Sorting hat quizzes be like

How do you brush your teeth?

a) Bravely

b) While eating sweets

c) While reading a book

d) I’m a snake

(Reenacted this HP post y’already know about :))

[severusnapers]

[justcatposts]

[grimoireofuisce]

me, crushing dried rose petals next to a glass of milk: so anyways, there I was, moon water spilling off my altar and a lit candle next to my paper towels, i was naked and couldn’t leave my circle in fear of invoking the wrath of the wraith, so-

my friends, concerned: dude.

[disneyprinceronweasley]

Molly: The Chamber of the Secrets has been opened

Arthur: Okay, is that worse than the Cursed Vault’s when Bill and Charlie was at school? 

Molly: Let’s wait it out

[sheikah]

Felix Rosier – Slytherin Prefect

“Winning the house cup. Winning quidditch. Winning  e v e r y t h i n g.”

[menz-street-style]

[ask-jaghatai-khan]

(Thought some of the heretics in the audience might appreciate this. It’s a great reference, and doesn’t get mentioned as often as I’d expect.)

[frnks-gerard]

I love this picture so much. Like, Lucius is checking on them, afraid that he is the only one dancing. Draco is ashamed of his family and doesn’t want to dance with them. Narcissa is simply ignoring the fact that she wasn’t born to dance. And then there’s Bellatrix, who starts happy and enthusiastic, but then she looks at her family and thinks ‘What the hell are they doing?!’.

[puffy-the-wizard-slayer]

Mr.Evans: Honey, are you a lesbian?

Lily: *snorts*

Lily: I wish!