no thoughts, only Neon J

Cruiser; She/Her pfp by shymysteryo // banner by tinukie

[cruising-frog]

introduction post

hi y’all! the name’s Cruiser, and as you can probably tell, i’m a big fan of Neon J from NSR eheh,,,

here’s some basic info ‘bout me :)

Pronouns: She/Her

Fandoms: Undertale, Hollow Knight, DDLC, No Straight Roads, Helluva Boss, TADC, Markiplier, jacksepticeye, Far-Fetched, The8BitDrummer, The Boys (YouTube, not the series lol), The Rookie, 9-1-1, KPDH (polytrix my beloved)

Hobbies: drawing, collecting sea glass (blue and green my beloved), baking

as far as posts go, i am a VERY HEAVY reblogger, so be warned if you see a lot of stuff from me lol, i like to keep my moots fed with the best food,,,

Tags:

#cruiser chats - where i talk about random stuff

#cruiser canvas - art posts made by yours truly :]

[happybirthday-unusannus]

Happy 6th Birthday to

“Morphing Our Bodies Into Superhero Poses”

[happybirthday-unusannus]

Happy 6th Birthday to

“Crushing Watermelons Betwixt Our Mighty Thighs”

[lcdlcdlcd]

pt 2 to this LMAO

[princecroutons]

does croutons know how to count to 4

his mind is unburdened by the concept of basically everything

[girlonradio]

[my-dailydreams]

[eixd-deactivated20150710]

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

[thesassycat]

did you google how to take a screen shot

[unyieldingsilence]

‎

[crispiewaves]

A little late but happy pride month from me and the hubbies!!!

[the-skeleton-in-ur-closet]

<3

it’s ok it’s just a little.

[mellointheory]

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

[the-haiku-bot]

Who makes the porn bots.

Where do they come from. What do

they hope to achieve.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[mellointheory]

and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.

do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?

[the-haiku-bot]

My voice repeats what

you all say: I love you I

love you I love you.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[solkorolevaa]

[thenewborndeity]

This. This is the first time. The only time. That it was not an echo. It was not found. Oh god.

[even-more-nonsense]

Failure to reach the heavens

[cruising-frog]

[lady-raziel]

FUCK QUICK DOES ANYOME HAVE A COPY OF THAT MEME WHERE TWO PEOPLE ARE TALKING AND THEN ONE PERSON SAYS SOMETHING BIZARRE AND THEN THEYRE DRAWN AS AN ALIEN

I need it STAT

[cassidy-cat-ghost]

[lady-raziel]

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

[lady-raziel]

I want to say unironically that this process of describing something to tumblr followers and then begging them to find it is a better search engine than the rest of the market right now. This was an act of desperation after increasingly frustrated searching and not even duckduckgo got me there but within 0.0001 second of posting on here--results immediately. the future of knowledge searching lies in direct crowdsourcing as we've all been enshittified back to "asking around"

[yasbm-best-prompts]

this entertained me

mweheheheh . .

🏳️‍🌈

[happybirthday-unusannus]

Happy 6th Birthday to

“BLACK LIVES MATTER. Resources and How You Can Help in the Description”

[happybirthday-unusannus]

Happy 6th Birthday to

“2 Complete Amateurs Enter a Body Building Competition”

[youtubeswordsofwisdom2]

"I spy with my little eye, something beginning with 'cutie-pie'!"

Seán William McLoughlin, 2026

[therealjacksepticeye]

Me when I see a fan

[allhailhelium]

My blorbotrio... Them... Them! From left to right, Neon J (NSR), Mr Game and Watch (Nintendo), Denki Sai (UTAU)

Also, I made a Venn diagram trying to see their similarities, it's under the cut!

The question of the similarity between GnW and Denki Sai remains a mystery.