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[teamroscoes]

he's shining ✨️✨️

[aspergilloma]

Mt. St. Helens. May 18, 1980.

[cadillacjohnf1]

unfortunately i do kinda love whatever genre of image this is

[wizard-loving-wizard]

every purpee citizen that meets darkness man:

[redstonedust]

extremely funny to me that harley quinns real name is apparently harleen quinzel, a name that sounds less real that harley quinn. they should do that with more comic characters. batman real name batthew manning. daredevil real name darius devilson. doctor strange real name. well okay that one doesnt count.

[haunting-kind-of-high]

I have some very good news for you about Black Bolt's real name

[redstonedust]

NOW THATS WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT

[cheeso]

The problem with tumblr

i am being pursued by a mysterious sphinx

[ask-vonbelfry]

… wat

[cheeso]

im being followed by a huge flying sphinx constantly

[gammadoppler]

tripadvisor really fucked up putting an ai assistant on their website

[srdcovka]

WHAT

[crowttore]

Are you currently suffering from The Character?

[ozdical]

[brazilgp2021]

LEWIS HAMILTON | VICE CITY RUN.

[visenyaism]

80s misogyny saved the Star Wars galaxy because Darth Vader wasted all his time and effort trying to convince his starry-eyed gayboy empath son to become an evil space fascist when if anyone had any point asked his daughter “hey do you ever just want to KILL these people” she would’ve been shooing lightning out of her hands to prove a point in like 10 minutes

[kyraneko]

Admittedly the first thing she would do is go through the empire like a knife through butter starting with the Emperor and getting to Vader about sixth on the list and he knows it.

[lokihiddleston]

PROJECT HAIL MARY (2026)

[purplesectorlew]

he’s literally 4 minutes old

[embrace-oblivion]

[pauljosephtwatson]

[triangleguy]

[podcake]

random wolf 359 moments i think about a lot

(very possible spoilers below so keep scrolling if you haven’t listened to this audio drama yet)

hilbert loving pecan pie so much that he agrees to help eiffel turn spam into turkey for thanksgiving dinner

jacobi casually dropping that he “likes the men folk” during a high stakes situation

questions only

maxwell’s restraining order on her family

minkowski canonically loving musicals

eiffel finding it borderline impossible to not speak exclusively in pop culture references

lovelace telling dumb jokes to keep a bomb linked to her heartbeat from going off

jacobi’s anatidaephobia (a fear of ducks)

jacobi and maxwell both hating parties and coming up with ridiculous excuses to not attend a christmas party

everything about “no complaints”

chai lattes

the empty man

box 953 and all the weird shit it does in the special episode, “change of mind”

“change of mind” in general

“memoria” in general

i'd love to add on to this list. everybody please share their favorite wolf 359 moments

[fictionfrequency1]

The plant monster

The fucking, other Jacobi

Change of Mind again

Eiffel’s whole pop-culture stream of consciousness (one minute too early)

“It’s NOT the microwave” from that one live show

Also the live show scene where Minkowski and Eiffel are doing impressions of each other and Lovelace asks Hilbert what he did to them

(And when Zach Valenti jumps around the stage playing Eiffel and Hilbert)

Hera’s complete bewilderment about Minkowski having a husband

[theta-scenario]

The Dear Listeners spending months watching the humans via Lovelace, and yet being unable to communicate using anything but Eiffel's worst pop culture references

Lovelace, Hera and Minkowski all calling Eiffel out about his microaggressions

Kepler introducing Jacobi as 'my good right hand' before proceeding to lose a) his literal right hand and b) Jacobi's respect

Hilbert's glee about overseeing the nuclear winter round of Funzo

Minkowski drugging Eiffel and Hilbert for a solid week to get some peace and quiet

EVERYTHING about the Tiamat logs

Maxwell insulting Hilbert's intelligence thirty seconds after she meets him

Kepler seeing Rachel stepping off the Sol and being so unimpressed, like, 'Oh, good. *You're* here.'

Minkowski's confidence crisis in her own leadership skills

Eiffel referring to Kepler as Warren J. Dickbag and Jacobi as Daniel 'Boom Boom Wow' Jacobi