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i <3 when women characters feel they aren't able to express sadness in "normal" ways because they don't feel safe enough to cry in their environment so instead they opt for the more acceptable strong emotion of rage and they get recklessly angry at the people around them in fits of misplaced sadness and terror and make irreversible decisions and hurt others. i dont care as much when this happens to a man
If ANY of yall EVER do this shit to me, im deleting every single fic out of spite.
If I ever catch one of yall doing this to another author and I know youre a follower of my work I will block you personally on every platform
None of yall are the fic police. I DESPISE genai. I think its an insult to art, humanity, and the planet itself. But aint not a single fucking person here qualified to pick apart a strangers fic looking for a gotcha moment to make yourselves feel superior. If you think something is ai you can ask the author (most are proud of the ai use and will just tell you straight up) if they say yes you have your answer and can warn people. If they say no and you dont believe them you block and quietly keep it between you and maybe a close group of friends. Spreading misinformation is DANGEROUS. And NONE of you doing this shit are anywhere near qualified to do it.
THIS GOES DOUBLY FOR ARTISTS.
Posting this here from my main too bc I feel that strongly about it
You dont get to witch hunt and scour peoples work just frothing at the mouth hoping someone messes up so you can publicly humiliate and gang up on them. Fuck genai and every single poser and lover that uses it but if you are not 1000000000% certain that something is made with it you shut. the. fuck. up.
Pathetic loser behavior on display here
I'm about to get mean because this shit? this pisses me all the way off.
"hurr durr these very common writing practices are SUPER OBVIOUS AI TELLS!!!!!!!!!! obviously this is an AI invention and not the result of AI being trained on THOUSANDS OF REAL FUCKING STORIES!!!!!!! we're all very intelligent!!!!!!!"
I hate yall. I hate yall for fucking ruining fanfic with your goddamn motherfucking AI obsession. "ooh there's em dashes!" YEAH REAL WRITERS USE THOSE. "there's long paragraphs!" YEAH BECAUSE THATS HOW PEOPLE WRITE STORIES.
we're not "writing like AI" - AI is writing like us, because it fucking stole from us in the first fucking place.
I've never used AI in my work, not ever, but guess what, my fics are ALL written like that. long paragraphs, long sentences, em dashes and hyphens and other grammatical tools, because I fucking know HOW TO WRITE.
quite frankly, if you think these things are "genAI inventions" you're just telling the world that YOU DON'T READ ENOUGH.
Girl Crush
Magz is SO TOTALLY NORMAL about her crush on Chess. I mean, take a look at that poker face.
(Chess in lingerie is part of a photo collection Snuffles (Drug overlord who has yet to be designed Imao 😅🥲)released of some of the popular girls at her club. This was before Chess was promoted to PA and club manager)
Happy pride everyone!
Whoop new pfp who cares
collection of posts for a very specific dynamic
sans/pap AUs with a S/O who smokes pot??
Like they hear them coughing up a lung from the other room and when they go to check it out they find that their S/O has hotboxed the room:D
(not sure how u feel about weed, so if this makes u uncomfortable, just ignore meee<3333)
p.s. I love how u portray them sm!! none of that US sans infantilization crap<3
Ahh ive actually been waiting for this to be requested!! I myself am a stoner(smoking while writing this lol) and I hc that our lovely Stretch is one as well even though I am aware it's not canon.
Hope you guys enjoy these as much as I did imagining them
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Undertale:
Sans:
He was coming to see what you wanted to get for takeout for dinner and when he opened the door the smell of weed blasts him in his non-existent nose and he's surrounded by smoke. Takes one look at you and sighs affectionately as he opens the windows to let the smoke out. "could've gone outside." He teases he knows what a hotbox is and that that's what you were doing. Snuggles up close to you and brings up the prospect of food as he brushes his distills through your hair. He might take a hit or two if you offer, he's not a big stoner but it's not like he's never smoked before. Doesn't really bother him that you smoke does prefer if you do it outside so the place doesn't reek but if you keep it to one room that also works.
Papyrus:
You had been in the bathroom for awhile and Papyrus was getting worried. When he knocked on. the door he heard some clatter behind it and waited patiently as he called out. "MY DEAR ARE YOU OKAY?" The utter shock on his face when he's absolutely violated by that dank ass smell and hit with a puff of smoke when you open the door with the widest grin and red eyes. I feel like Papyrus absolutely owns a D.A.R.E shirt so you can imagine he's a little disappointed but he knows now is not a good time to talk about it. Gets you a nice cup of cold water to drink and turns on a documentary that he'll listen to as you watch. He's gonna be taking care of chores but checking up on you every 15 minutes or so. Will absolutely nag at you when you sober up but he's not gonna force you to stop just…take it outside next time.
Underfell:
Red:
Was finding you for some cuddles and found you blitzed out of your mind puffing on a joint as the room is filled with smoke. He chuckles and gives you a affectionate grin as he looks over your intoxicated state. "looks like yer havin some fun doll". Gets you something to drink and something to munch on before cuddling up next to you and turning on a movie as he gently prys the joint from your grip. He will absolutely smoke with you and will probably ask to join if he finds you already smoking. He's more of a drinker than a stoner but he'll start smoking a bit more if you do.
Edge:
The utter disgust thats expressed on his face when he smells weed. He's immediately nagging you. "WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?" He glares at you through narrowed sockets and then remembers all the times he tried to talk to Stretch or Red when they were smoking together and sighs. He knows nows not the time and shelves his disappointment and anger and leads you to the couch. Gets you some water and watches over you as he gently rubs your head occasionally glancing at whatever you turned on. He's very passive aggressive at first when you sober up and then comes the nag fest. Does not like the smell and doesn't want it in the house so your designated smoke spot is now outside. He knows he can't make you stop and honestly it's legalized and he doesn't really care since you're not breaking any laws, he was really just upset you had it inside his nice clean house. Had like 17 scented candles lit the night you hotboxed that room and was glaring at you while he lit them.
Underswap:
Blue:
Has a here we go again moment when he's hit full force with the smell of weed and your dopey grin. Memories of his first time catching a young stretch smoking flits through his mind. He doesn't chastise you and instead grins and gives you a quick peck. "HELLO LOVELY ARE YOU ENJOYING YOURSELF?" He's gonna make sure you have a good high he knows people have their own reasons for smoking and assumes you have yours like his brother has is and doesn't really question it. I'm in between on if he'd smoke or not I feel like he'd try it after being curious for a bit but I don't think he'd be a stoner. Would plan that shit out and makes what he gets from dispensaries last MONTHS because he simply doesn't smoke like that.
Stretch:
Now stretch DOES smoke like that. Not even fazed when he opens the door to your hotbox. "awh honey you didn't invite me?" Grabs his own stuff so he can contribute to the sesh and you guys smoke together. Lazy high cuddles and silly questions that turn into philosophical conversations. Absolutely loves smoking with you having a SO who's a stoner isn't a must but it's a huge bonus. Actually starts to plan dates like edibles and the aquarium or walks through the woods with joints, a picnic where he gifts you flower instead of of flowers and such.
Horrortale:
Axe:
Confused when he opens the door to the smell of weed and smoke. Poor baby at first thinks there's a fire and is looking around for it until he sees what you have in your hands. He relaxes slightly upon seeing the bong and heads over your way. "…had me scared lamb" he mutters as he curls up around you and starts to purr. Always carries snacks on him so your munchies are good. Will get you anything you ask for water, food, blankets ect. Now I feel like since he already has memory problems we shouldn't be giving axe weed… but he absolutely got into your edibles one time and destroyed the entire batch. When you told him what they were he just starts laughing. Would not leave your side once the high kicked in and start carrying you everywhere like a doll. Ended up going for a walk in the woods for like 4 hours because he kept getting distracted by literally everything. Don't even get me started on his munchies. So no Axe isn't a stoner but I feel like an edible every now and then he would absolutely do.
Willow:
Not as disappointed as Papyrus surprisingly. A little disappointed still when he comes face to face with your hot box and opens the windows to clear the room as he shakes his head. Makes you something to eat real quick and gets you something to drink. Has you in his lap as you guys watch a documentary. He's pretty much down for any wacky adventure you might want to go on in this state and he will absolutely be joining you worried about your safety. Willow could be convinced to try edibles especially since it would help with his chronic pain and it doesn't really bother him that you smoke as long as you're doing it in moderation. (he will step in if he thinks you're getting dependant on the substance(all of them would))
Have you yet made a design for Chloe if she was a holder of the peacock miraculous, whether she uses it for good and for evil?
Well…. I have now >:)
I have one with glitter and one without. Which do you guys prefer?
more of my miraculous redesigns because they r fun to draw :3 (fully coloured this time)
I don’t think I ever introduced my Miraculous Rewrite AU thingy, better late than never I suppose. I don’t have my notes compiled sensibly yet, but for now, here’s Alya’s redesign, main story changes as of now are how she gets the Fox Miraculous.
i changed my mind guys whatever's wrong with me really is special and there is no true diagnosis for it. and also im gonna live forever
getting older and looking at ur own ocs like okay i know i said you were like 16-19 when i made you at 13 but no fucking way. youre 25 now
New redesign alert! This was mostly just for fun, partly for an oc-centric fanfic I may or may not be working on. Also, my last redesign for her is like 5 years old so I wanted to retry
being in my brain is so annoying sometimes I swear every three weeks I rediscover some basic 101-level writing principle like "sometimes it's more effective to show rather than to tell" and "planting concepts in advance lets you pay them off later"
Oop, drew some girls from class of 09… again lol. Have some Headcanons:
💊Nicole 💊
-kept her dad’s last name after the divorce, mostly to fuck with her mom.
-Pretty good at the guitar, but barely practices.
-Has DIY’d a couple of her shirts, but mostly can’t be fucked to put in the effort to do it more often.
-Always says she doesn’t smoke weed, but if someone offered her some at a party, she’d smoke it (“I’m too broke to turn down free drugs, even pussy shit like this.”)
🌸Jecka🌸
-tans at least twice a week. Her favorite tanning sticker is the playboy bunny.
-bedazzles her own jeans
-Wore a bombshell bra once, then started wearing push-up bras every day.
-Her dads’ never actually hit her, has punched the wall close to her head though. Mom oscillates between helicopter parent and being apathetic
💉Emily💉
-doesn’t actually dye her hair, she just has a collection of clip-in extensions.
-Kylar once called her “raccoon eyes” so she knocked him out.
-Does her makeup like that to hide that she’s never able to fully get off her mascara.
-Constantly drinking energy drinks at school, she saves the tabs to make jewelry.
-Really likes graffiti art, and has some of her own stuff downtown
🔪Ari🔪
-goes away to be a camp counselor every summer.
-She was the one who started/ finished everyone’s friendship bracelets, so she was the most popular counselor; she also gets gifted loads of bracelets/keychains at the end of summer, so she wears them to school and decorates her backpack with them.
-Talks to Karen about Harry Potter sometimes, and they sit together in AP English.
How do you feel about Character.Ai?
Hate it?..
I dislike it and I'd never use it because of how it scrapes writing by other people to generate slop for people unwilling to bother writing for themselves, even for something as small and indulgent as fanfic
If you want to find out how one of the twinks from Hazbin Hotel would react to x/y/z then you can think about it for yourself instead of watching a chatbot cobble together and regurgitate a bunch of other people who actually took the three or so minutes to think creatively for themselves.
"but I'm not good at writing" Legitimately, literally, this is a skill issue. If you're insecure about writing fanfic then congrats, using character ai means you're never going to be good at writing. Because you're not writing. Why not do what every other person who's written something throughout human history has done and write badly at first, and continue to get a little better and more confident at it?