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“Why are you scared of dating” I’m not scared of dating, I just haven’t found anyone’s company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I don’t care

justlightmeonfire

I just don't want anyone to steal my very cursed amulet

teaboot

Also the amulet

whimsicalmayhem

Is that you talking? Or the amulet? Are you SURE a new hand doesn't want to touch the beacon?

teaboot

The amulet and I are not currently looking for a third

no-one-offical

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landmineblogging

when you transition you don't just stop there. assigned genders are limited but chosen genders come with tiers, skill trees & that kind of thing. when you get that feeling like, "what now?" you just keep going boss. you're not Just A Girl for the rest of your life now. what if you wanted to be a Girl 2? or a Super Girl? what if you wanted to be a Dragon Girl. don't you want to be a Dragon Girl? oh you already are one?? well that's not the end of the road yet either. New Gender Plus

thecryptkeeper

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

library-seraph

The first attested cat in Japan was given to a young 9th century emperor and his diary about it includes such gems as 'I affixed a bow about its neck, but it did not remain for long.", "The color of the fur is peerless. None could find the words to describe it, although one said it was reminiscent of the deepest ink.", "When it lies down, it curls in a circle like a coin. You cannot see its feet. It’s as if it were circular Bi disk." and "I am convinced it is superior to all other cats.” Basically posting about how his void is the best little void and so good at getting really round

spicymochi

your month, your seal!

towerologia

i dont remember if i posted this on the blr

goodnightmari

I did not know they were stackable ?????????

psychotic-gerard

sorry i will never understand cis grief. your daughter is living her best life and going around with friends and feeling like a human being. your son doesn’t feel like he needs to crawl out of his skin anymore and can actually smile. your children are happy and no longer see their existence as the worst thing in the world. why are you grieving this lmao. grow up.

queerpeers

yeah im “transitioning” *dissolves into tiny pieces as i click to the next slide*

queerpeers

xuxii-bunny

Is there a transfem version?!?

queerpeers

ask and ye shall receive

Nonbinary version?

enjoy 💛🤍💜🖤

like status: sick 😎

happy pride month I fucking love powerpoint slide transitions and gender transitions

hollowboobtheory

knowing when not to open the comments is a skill

hollowboobtheory

internet soft skills

not opening the comments

letting people be wrong

letting people be wrong about YOU

letting people have a bad impression of you (see above)

knowing when your input isn't needed

spotting bot comments

block button

hollowboobtheory

blocking tip: you don't have to wait to have a negative interaction with someone to block them. you can block them without ever interacting with them. I can't tell you how many times I've seen someone being rude to someone else and preemptively blocked them

bigbigbigtruck

"why'd they block me? we've never talked" bro if i see you being nasty to the bartender i'm not gonna chat you up

transhuman-priestess

You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right

transhuman-priestess

"well i like this post but i'm worried my followers might not" fuck your followers. The entire point of tumblr is to cause irreparable psychic damage to your followers. We are locked in mortal combat on the astral plane. You must win. You Must Win. You Must Destroy Them.

thetransgenderprideworm

For pride month everyone should have to listen to their trans friends favorite gay audio drama

cowgirl-yogurt

For pride month everyone should have to listen to audio dramas by trans people.

thegospelofhaven

Some incredible trans created audio drama:

The Tower by @tincanaudio

Station Blue by Ester Ellis

The Lion and the Adder by @monstrousproductions

Literally anything by @lawofnamesmedia

There's so many more, please share your favorites

(and us, obviously, I am a trans creator too!)

mozartpilled

everyone should listen to monstrous agonies, a perfect audio drama that literally transed me

monstrousproductions

With total sincerity, that's the highest compliment I think it's possible for any creative work to receive! 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️

donutdrawsthings

I was thinking of a pride art challenge people could do with their OCs, because I thought it'd be cute! A queer/trans artist with their creations.

but then I realised that same challenge would be infinitely more funny with folks who have atypical or horror OCs

yellow-cat

FUCK. i think i have to learn blender

hamblimp

the humble manual smoothie maker after they break their hands:

yellow-cat

every day i log in here and get beat up by genies

yellow-cat

HEY !!!!

endlace

the horse when asked what he would like for dinner

yellow-cat

put a bullet in me already why dont you

yellow-cat

hold on. everyone shut up. i need to cry about the concept of a touch-starved gun

solarifle

"we have to accept the fact that the r word is coming back" NO WE DONTTTT NO WE DONT

robfordthemusical-deactivated20

Remember the time it was so hot in halifax that the lampposts melted because I completely forgot to post about it when I was actually in halifax so here it is 2 weeks late