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moderndaywarriorsawyer

The Money Tubbs only comes around every 5628 seconds. Reblog the Money Tubbs and you’ll find money!

modelinterrupted

Bitttchhh the last time I reblogged some bullshit like this I booked a 2k 30minute shoot lmao

zacefronsbf

deejay

Reblog if you need this energy

ripe

louiswildlife on ig

little-messs

u gotta kiss da girl

mewnifashion

Festivia’s favorite party drinks!

The Heckapoo–A spicy watermelon agua fresca

2 cups cold water

2 cups watermelon, rind removed, seeded and chopped

1 tablespoon lime juice

2 tablespoons granulated sugar

½ jalapeno, roughly chopped

Combine all ingredients and puree until smooth. Pour mixture through a strainer into a pitcher, forcing through most of the pulp. Add some ice, chill, and serve.

The Lekmet–A classic, refreshing strawberry lemonade

1 cup ginger ale

1 cup fresh lemonade

5 strawberries, chopped

In a glass, combine lemonade and ginger ale along with some ice. Add the finely chopped strawberry pieces and serve.

The Omnitraxis Prime–A big, smart orange-colored juice

3 cups chilled carrot juice

2 cups chilled orange juice

2 tablespoons lemon juice

4 tablespoons honey

Crushed ice

Put orange juice, carrot juice, lemon juice, honey, and ice in a shaker and mix well. Pour the mixture into glasses and serve.

The Rhombulus–A big, messy chocolate milk

1 cup chocolate ice cream

A handful of crushed ice

½ cup half-and-half or almond milk

2 tablespoons chocolate syrup

Combine all ingredients in a pitcher and stir until smooth. Coat the rim of the glass with more chocolate syrup, pour mixture into glass, and serve.

The Reynaldo the Bald Pete–A boring glass of water

Pour some water into a glass. That’s it.

arahir

i’m reading a very manly 1950s account of a hunt for el dorado but i’m thirty pages in and the narrator has already described his traveling companion as “handsome” 4 times, “extremely handsome” twice, “exceedingly handsome” once, his voice as “quietly husky” and “a husky whisper,” his fingers as long and deft, his body as “tall and cat-like,” and his eyes as some variation of ice-blue at least three times.

just men being dudes. dudes being pals. it’s great. this is great.

arahir

“Ever since he had aimed that gun at my throat, I had liked him immensely. And now I liked him even better.”

oh my god

arahir

“I awoke when a beam of light fell across my eyes. Jorge had come into my room carrying a lighted candle.

‘I’m going with you,’ he said quietly.

‘I can’t pay you.’

He smiled. ‘I thought I was a partner?’”

OH MY GOD

hashtagloveloses

according to apparently every adaptation of a search of el dorado, i think we can conclude that maybe the real el dorado was the homosexuality we found along the way

waffilicious

#i’m adopting this as a term for someone working to understand their sexual orientation #‘oh megan dated dudes exclusively in college but these days i hear she’s on the road to el dorado' ( @buetterfliege )

I love scrolling through the Arcana tag and seeing all the cute fan Apprentices and their bf/gf like !!!! I LOVE THEM ALL!!!!!

#the arcana #julian devorak #asra #asra alnazar #nadia satrinava #the arcana game #fan apprentice #i love this game and all the characters so luch 😭

spellinwaiting

im gonna be straight up honest with you

this link leads to rick astley’s never gonna give you up

heres no use hiding it every single god damn link going around on april 1st is gonna be a rick roll. you already know its gonna be a rick roll and yet you still click on it

mystical-malarky

I decided to do one of these for all the characters. I’m sorry but…Faust. Faust wins. All the other characters can go home.

I’m gonna watch as this meme overshines my own art. I swear I never learn, but screw it ;v;

4kadhd

No screamers or flashers on this blog for april fools, the only joke allowed here is me

bonghistorian-deactivated201811

Nope. No. You’re wrong. Color photos have been around since the late 1800s there are a bunch of full color photos of MLK. The us govt and educational system just doesn’t show us because they want us to push back the civil rights movement and distance institutionalized racism from today’s society.

Here are just a few of many photos of MLK in FULL color. This wasn’t that long ago. This is RECENT history. Segregation, the terrorizing of black communities, the brutality isn’t old - it is still present.

When my dad was a little boy, my grandfather was one of the ministers who marched with MLK on Washington. He grew up hearing stories about the great Dr. king and the differences he made BUT he still saw the blatant discrimination against black folks and other people of color (hell he experienced it himself). My dad was a kid watching MLK. My DAD. My grandfather who only passed away about six years ago MARCHED with him. This isn’t twelve generations ago. THIS IS RECENT HISTORY.

theotheryongbok

Google exists

historical-gays

Also like The Wizard of Oz was shot in 1939 and is in color. How could you assume that they didn’t have color photography in the 60’s??

lechugaaaaadeldiablitoooo

They keep the photos in black and white because it gives you the illusion that it was a long time ago

valtsv

character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*

me:

icantwritegood

character in a fight scene: *pins their opponent down by straddling their waist and holding their wrists to the floor*

me:

ladylike-foxes

character in a fight scene: *lifting their disarmed opponent’s chin slightly with the business end of their weapon*

me:

g3ncyho3

character in fight scene: *pins down the opponent and leans in close to whisper in their ear*

me:

traumatised-mum

you ever just sit and realise u can’t remember 80% of your childhood? like … what happened? who am i ..?

anisetheapothecary

Many people in the comments are saying “trauma”, but this is actually a very normal occurrence. It’s called Childhood Amnesia, and it’s a process which, as the brain reorganizes itself for cognitive thought that is developed in late childhood, it changes the Accessibility of those memories during recall. Many childhood memories are available to the person, but they will not be remembered during regular recall activity, you have to “trick” your brain into remembering with different tactics.

This is because there are two parts to memories - their encoding and their recall. The encoding determines their availability, their recall determines their accessibility. The reason why trauma memory and childhood amnesia are different is in this distinction. Trauma memory is often encoded differently, bypassing to the limbic system where it is stored as intrinsic memory. It can’t be recalled because it was never encoded. Childhood amnesia, however, seems to indicate that the memories are encoded, but we lose access to them as we age. This is most likely due to the development of brain structures that fundamentally change our encoding and recall of memory as we get older.

This is an important distinction, because trauma memory is “stored in the body”, i.e. you get triggers that send your body into a cascade of uncontrollable feelings, sensations and reactions. Whereas childhood memories won’t generally do that, they are just recalled at odd times with odd associations.

malcolmcooks

reblogging this because I’ve legit seen people freaking out when they realised they can’t remember some of their childhood, thinking they might have some repressed trauma.

babyanimalgifs

That smile is adorable

(u/Chris_lsur_dude)

:’)

me when i get my student loan

g8dtier

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

strikercorbie

#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT

nonespark-blog

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

carrionbeast

extremely lucky cat

ladynorbert

I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

sweet-cherry-fairy-deactivated2

cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

allthenamesilikearetaken

in case anyones interested in the other versions

http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html

mmusclechan

Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.