:/

we have so much time left (they/them)

[shrimptin]

[corpsecoded-deactivated20250106]

[at-the-edge-of-the-solar-system]

Sweater by @acefergusonstudio on Instagram

[crplpunkklavier]

a gentle fact about this world is that people will want to help you. a cruel fact about it is that you do have to put on your big boy pants and open their contact on your phone and say some human words to ask them for it

[vamptits]

im not scared of my own desires. i sabotage myself to make sure i never get what i want for unrelated reasons.

[cypionate60mg]

[despazito]

unfortunately a lot of the corny self help advice turns out to be true but the thing is you have to come to those conclusions yourself otherwise it just sounds dismissive and dumb

[frankiecorleone]

[ladiscomfort]

[organell]

[pansyfemme]

they should invent a desire to be desired that doesnt just make you feel humilated and guilty

[pansyfemme]

oh look at me wanting to be both made useful and considered something worth wanting. like some kind of idiot

[boigameista]

i dont think i posted these but here i made a little frog pattern to make tiny frog toys with my grandma

this is the first lil guy I made while still learning how i should sew it

[boigameista]

AAA ok so a lot of people have been asking for the pattern to this, tho I’ve been using just these two little papers to do the cut outs lol

i tried my best to translate it into digital so that people get a bit more accurate look at them. Tho bear with me I’ve never done an actual pattern design sheet before!

so basically my hope is that anyone could print these out to any size of their choosing and get the same result, but ive never tried anything larger than approx. 3 inches with these sooo idk if you try it tag me!

the goal is to sew the backs together to the lines at the tip of the head to the middle of the butt. then leaving a space along the belly piece near the butt end and sewing from one side of the butt including all the legs and the “mouth” to the other side with its legs to get back to the butt. if that makes sense

i usually pause sewing up the body once the head is fully sewn together,, usually after ive sewn both arms and ill yank it inside out where ill start sewing on the little poofball eyes so i know theyre in a good place, then resuming the body, and then pulling the whole thing inside out and pushing out the tips of the limbs with a skinny blunt object like a dull pencil until i can see the stitches. if you attempt this piece definitely make sure you stitch up the arm and leg crevices very well!!!!

then just stuff the lad and sew up his back end and its done :)

one suggestion for fabric is always try to use a stretchy soft fleecy fabric with these because its much easier if mistakes are made during sewing and to hold the ROUND shape better

Overall its a very good use of scraps if you’ve accumulated a lot and don’t know what to do with them 👍👍

[atomicelixir]

So I made a frog (huge)

[boigameista]

I literally can’t I’m losing my mind over the sheer girth of this frog.

Absolutely incredible.

11/10 and godspeed.

[sewerfight-deactivated20250114]

Imagine a bee rn in a hive muttering "the beekeeper is not real because he is not intervening or helping me at all with this disastrous relationship I have with another bee". now imagine that's you talking about the good lord. now imagine a dog with a propeller hat on

[byjove]

if my cat could speak she would say that life is agony and then ask for a menthol cigarette. actually, she’d ask for the cigarette first I think.

[byjove]

I teach her how to talk using one of those button systems like that poodle and she just keeps says PAIN. PAIN. PAIN. NEWPORTS. NOW.

[lestatbf]

you're an angel i'm a dog or you're a dog and i'm your man you believed me like a god i destroy you like i am btw. if you even care

[alisonzai]

[ymutate]

"Goldfish" (2022) - Nick Alm (Sweden, born 1985)

oil on canvas, 110X116 cm, private collection

[fnordseer5]

bro thought it was a goldfish party