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cat tummies are a temptation of biblical proportions

my cat: if you put your hands anywhere near me i will cage you in the real-life saw trap from which there is no painless escape

me: chumby kitty tumby…

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hero

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only valid taylor swift fan

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i love being insane on the internet with you homosexuals

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MBMBAM 30 years from now

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let’s all talk nicer to ourselves in 2019. its not “dumb bitch o’clock” its “cool bitch o’clock.” you’re a star

#in 2019 we are healing

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BLESS THIS MOVIE!

#but why is the spanish here so bad...

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{ Every F**kin’ Day }

AND I RETURN !! To bring y'all somethin’ special I been working on for a couple weeks ! Gonna ring in the New Year with this, been super excited to post it

This is both a personal / portfolio piece to strengthen some skillset goals, but I love Plankton more than anyone outta Spongebob, and that One Mr. Lawrence Interview is so legendary, I’ve wanted to animate this forever

{ This is also dedicated to Stephen Hillenburg, who left us very recently and whose work was very dear to me, I’m gonna miss u so much dude }

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the group chat is so fucking funny

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woman: *talks about equality in any way*

men every time: so i can hit you, right? i can beat the absolute shit out of you? it’s equality :)

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Men =/= Women

Women can have equal social standing when they make an equal contribution and half of our infantry are women.

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William. You are so brave for talking shit when you look like this. How many layers of inbred are you? Is your family tree more like a family donut? I can see that you tried with that hairstyle, but you shouldn’t have. You see, Billy Bob, you can’t just take the shavings from your head and sprinkle them on your top lip and call that a mustache. That hairline is trying to run away from your bad opinions. Your eyebrows aren’t even on speaking terms. Every level of your development as a human has been another mistake. And here you sit, on your porn blog, explaining to human women why we can’t be equal until we’re half of the infantry… are you? I find that really hard to believe. Is that what you think makes a person worthwhile? Being a meat shield? Cleetus, if that’s all you aspire to, I’m so sorry. Look at those shoulders. You wouldn’t even be a good meat shield, because someone could shoot at you point blank and still miss

What contribution have you made to society? The largest cumsock collection in all of Alabama? Most Cousins Fucked 2k15? How many confederate flags do you own, exactly?

Billy bob. No one wants to be equal to you. We can do so much better than that.

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Every line had me screaming

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f-a-u-n-a

C L E E T U S

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whomst here still loves this darn furry show

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-Haida didn’t blame and demonize Retsuko for rejecting him -Haida didn’t give up on wanting to be with her but didn’t act like a creep about it -Haida was happy just for being with Retsuko at the end of Christmas, he literally just walk her to the subway and that’s what made his day -All my love and respect goes to Haida and I hope he has a good day today

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Aggretsuko, but with Finny as Retsuko

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For anyone wondering after the Christmas special, Retsuko’s Instagram account is real and they have been updating her posts in “real time” as in posts for Christmas Eve were posted today.

My heart.