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holly (she/her) | 31 | tumblr is my little vague diary you guys know nothing and everything

[spinalfluiddarling]

if I ever pass away do NOT unfollow me. I will be back

[pukicho]

The mafia isn't lookin for me and I'm enjoying a walk in the park

[reclaimedstarstuff]

Witness protection program affirmations.

[wosp-reactivated]

Humans evolved cuteness aggression as a trait because cute things deserve to die

[isopodgirldick]

someone do something

[saspitite]

what do you suggest we do, user isopodgirldick?

[isopodgirldick]

forage the seafloor for bits of decaying organic matter to eat

[isopodgirldick]

oh you mean about the whales

[isopodgirldick]

someone do something

[saspitite]

what do you suggest we do, user isopodgirldick?

[isopodgirldick]

forage the seafloor for bits of decaying organic matter to eat

[isopodgirldick]

oh you mean about the whales

[important-animal-images]

[moniquill]

'Borrowing the Tiger's Majesty' by Yuzu Kato

[justryingtovibe69]

[puckwanger]

— dulce et decorum est pro patria mori

[maurypovichofficial2]

I forgive that bee for stinging me on Thursday. I know it was a woman bee and I forgive her

[fawnpalmer]

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

[edwardbateman]

this is what is happening between us when i like your vent post

[shubbabang]

[noodleddragon]

[demonprincex]

social contract is all fucked now, nobody wears ear buds on the train anymore and almost nobody will assassinate a politician for the greater good

[havingrevelations-deactivated20]

we should have started rioting when they took cd and dvd player slots out of laptops

[chocolunee]

“but nona loved the blue sphere as much as she loved everything else. she, and nobody else, could hear it sing.”

[the-quasar-hero]

Come, you simply must meet my associates! This woman right here is a delightful pervert of sorts, and this fellow here, he’s some kind of a fucking idiot.

[elokitties]

“was that bad?” let me cup your breasts tenderly when I say ah, no, opposite