The New Cuddle Offical

The reborn cuddle offical

[cuddle-offical-2]

ITS CUDDLE-OFFICAL IS BACK AND UNDER NEW MANAEMENT.

You may know me from such hits as @tj-maxx-offical and @spectrexviiii

I plan to bring the same craziness as before but also cuddles cause we all need cuddles!

[teenage-girl-offical]

one day I want to be as popular as my birth dad and also uncle, @man-offical

sigh *looks out into the distance*

[cuddle-offical-2]

Just to clarify is @man-offical both ur dad and ur uncle or are we talking about two separate people?

[teenage-girl-offical]

so he’s my moms brother but also my sperm donor so biologically my father

[cuddle-offical-2]

[teenage-girl-offical]

one day I want to be as popular as my birth dad and also uncle, @man-offical

sigh *looks out into the distance*

[cuddle-offical-2]

Just to clarify is @man-offical both ur dad and ur uncle or are we talking about two separate people?

[do-not-u-dare]

Okay guys time to be evil and beg for notes

300 notes and i reveal a particular sideblog. One I’ve been wanting to reveal.

Limits: 1 comment, 1 reblog, 1 like PER PERSON. No creating new accounts to add notes.

Tag as many people as you like. Idc.

If I hit 250 followers before the limit is reached, it also counts.

[do-not-u-dare]

Shitttttttttttttttttttttt

…I woke up this morning to 100 followers. THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU but also whyyyyyyyyyyy

In honour of this, I will be doing a notes game. A mini one. And the note limit is 2 reblogs and 3 comments and… well, if you can find a way to like a post more than once, by all means go ahead.

Blue: reached

Strikethrough: completed

5 notes: I will drink water

20 notes: I will do my bio homework

50 notes: I will revise for exams

75 notes: I will complete those damn notes and math questions

100 notes: I will write a short story and post it

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT MAKE ME WRITE SHIT PLEASEEEEEEE

@raynilikescats @shenanigan42 @duality-the-chaos-god @type-blaze0 @gayfurbyboi @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @no-one-offical @identitycroissant-tm @lovely-mosspatch @princessnymphae @rosemelodyshah @aceofpans @autistobrat @spectrexviiii @holyshit-am-i-okay @make-me-president

SORRY IF YOU DON’T WANT TO BE TAGGED 😭

[quiteliterallyhotsauce]

Listen.

EVERYBODY knows (or should) that you DO. NOT. STOP. in Vidor, Texas. 

It’s best to just run out of gas elsewhere. Whatever you do, black folks, DO NOT STOP IN VIDOR, TEXAS. 

There’s a good chance you’ll get lynched or just come up missing - and I’m not joking.

also do NOT stop in Harrison, Arkansas!!!! (relatively close to OK and MI) a nazi town with a BIG KKK organization.

Reblog To Save Life

[tuffcrow-deactivated20190517]

Okay but like reblog to LITERALLY SAVE SOMEONE’S LIFE

[missheis]

Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please puHLEAAASSEEEEEEE BE SAFE

[unified-multiversal-theory]

They are called sundown towns and there are a LOT of them in the US.

https://sundown.tougaloo.edu/sundowntowns.php

This website has a clickable map where you can see suspected and confirmed sundown towns by state, as well as information about whether these attitudes are historical or current.

The homepage of Dr. James W. Loewen, author of Lies My Teacher Told Me, Lies Across America, and Sundown Towns.

[glytchflower]

Reblog for the link

reblog for the link

REBLOG FOR THE LINK

[wordsaremylife]

Please stay safe

[tenmei-savvvv-deactivated202206]

REBLOG IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT BLOG YOU ARE THIS IS GONNA SAVE SOMEONE

[swigglesandwiggles]

I am poc too and i am scared for my LIFE when i go to the south. please stay safe.

[wofworld]

I am not poc but I know this could save someone’s life. Please reblog and spread the message.

[lyrslair]

My obligatory addition to this every time it crosses my dash, because I know the link is definitely missing ones in my own (northern) state and there are some in this thread not on the above link either - thread by LeVar Burton with a LOT of replies from people naming the sundown towns near them:

https://twitter.com/levarburton/status/1300918792143339520

[inyuji]

Just in case someone is traveling, please be careful

[ms-cellanies]

AUTO REBLOG

[amingethia]

On this weeks episode of why America is terrifying.

[pigeonwithabriefcase]

im not american but god this is terrifying

[secretscreamsofjoy]

REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG THIS IS HORRIFYING

[agentwaffle]

This is fucking terrifying stay safe y'all :(

[3amclothesmonster]

Heres Arizona’s , by the way

[dumpsterforsale]

As someone that lives in Beaumont right next to Vidor DO NOT STOP HERE EITHER!!! Or literally ANY of the surrounding cities. You have a better chance in New Orleans and Lafayette than here. 

[itsgoosetime0-0]

Holy that’s terrifying

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

jesus fucking christ. stay safe, everyone.

[nonbinary-polls]

I can’t believe the city I live in is on that list, holy shit

[pal-the-professional-fool]

Holy shit I live by some of these places

[totally-cis-offical]

Holy shit

[water-frog-offical]

yknow what

yknow what.

that’s it.

I’m tagging all of the officals I think of because I want traction in the offical verse.

@santa-claus-offical @satan-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @adhd-offical @autism-offical @ferg-offical @man-offical @salamander-offical

HWTAEVER I CANT THINK OF MORE

[santa-claus-offical]

GUYS YOU SHOULD TOTALLY CHECK THEM OUT THEY'RE CHILL

(alsooo hello abnd welcome to the officalverse, I'll tag a few more for you @bob-offical @james-offical @lemonade-offical @eve-offical @mlm-god-offical @wlw-god-offical @a-dad-offical)

[bob-offical]

Hello! I see you're sharing friends! May I join?

@yaoi-offical @yuri-offical @random-citizen-offical @twink-offical @evil-spotify-offical @stupid-offical @post-waterer-offical @real-human-offical @anti-ai-offical @amnesia-offical @an-alien-offical @a-therapist-offical

[stupid-offical]

ok I'll join

@whale-offical @who-offical @evil-bread-offical @edible-offical @real-human-offical @towel-offical @torture-offical @unsatan-offical @amnesia-offical @froggo-offical @godzillas-official @hammerhead-shark-offical @james-offical @knife-offical @loneliness-of-the-void-offical @zoroark-offical @closed-door-offical @very-smol-guy-offical @breadcrumb-offical @no-one-offical @missile-offical --- @fujoshi-offical

(if anyone doesn't like being tagged sorry I was doing everyone I could think of )

[missile-offical]

Woah I'm well known enough to be tagged‽‽‽

@amnesia-offical @fire-offical @homosexuality-offical @neverseen-official @zoroark-offical @splatoon-official-blog @mountain-offical @aglet-offical @blue-solo-cup-offical

[mountain-offical]

i finally get tagged

@mean-girl-offical @trump-offical @tgirl-offical @racoon-offical @real-human-offical

[racoon-offical]

yaay

@gaslight-offical @cuddle-offical-2 @trump-offical @blacknailpolishoffical uhm.. @blue-solo-cup-offical .. @okira-offical and that's all I can think of

[cuddle-offical-2]

It’s still feels weird being known about

[whale-offical]

Those official accounts are so weird right? I mean like, they don't even spell offical right... wait

[mountain-offical]

@racoon-offical is better than you

[racoon-offical]

FUCK YES I AM

[whale-offical]

Oh wow I see how it is 😔

[racoon-offical]

yes you do

[whale-offical]

Man I just got here what did I do?

[racoon-offical]

trying to be better then ME/j

[whale-offical]

Shucks I'm sorry that I just... am better? /j

[racoon-offical]

HELL NAW LETS FIGHT

WHOS THE BETTER OFFICAL

erm.. whale-offical

RACCOON-OFFICAL

Voting ended onOct 1, 2025

[mountain-offical]

WHY IS WHALE-OFFICAL WINNING

I THOUGHT YALL WERE BETTER THAN THIS

[racoon-offical]

FUCKKK WHYYY TAG PEOPLE RN

@blacknailpolishoffical @cuddle-offical-2 @satan-offical-autistic-offical @blue-solo-cup-offical @trump-offical HELPPPP

[cuddle-offical-2]

IM known about?!

[carb0n-m0n0xide]

Rb if you are in the officialverse

[tophat-offical]

hello, CO

I do believe I am in it somewhere

[the-moonmoth-never-known]

I guenuinly don't get the offical verse

(I know what it is and how it works and stuff. I just don't get it)

[cuddle-offical-2]

We’re all maybe a bit insane but like we’re having fun

I think

[grim-reaper-offical]

girl HOW is your pussy not filled yet it's been TWENTY MINUTES

[grim-reaper-offical]

this was about my earbuds btw

[nerdwholikesnerdythings]

The replies are so funny lmao

[cuddle-offical-2]

This only raises even more questions

[loneliness-of-the-void-offical]

Uhhhhhhh..

I may or may not have done something that probably is bad..

[loneliness-of-the-void-offical]

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Please don't be mad.. :(

[cuddle-offical-2]

We won’t be mad it’ll be ok

[doomedyaoioffical]

y'all im gonna be so real i need a man or a lobotomy and i need it now

[cuddle-offical-2]

Goddam real

[my-flying-sister]

The problem with Dean and Cas is that they fight like a married couple but then they don’t bang about it.

[cevans-is-classic]

Gay sex would fix so many of their problems

[cuddle-offical-2]

I think that would fix a lot of my problems too but also I think them cuddling would be nice too

[real-human-offical]

How much is your heart supposed to beat?

[cuddle-offical-2]

A good 200bpm when you look at son

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

OFFICALVERSE VERSE OF "Welcome To The Internet" By Bo Burnham

lmk if I reference your offical :D

Welcome to the officalverse Have a look around Any offical that you can think of can be found We've got mountains of officals Some quirky, some cursed If none of them interest you, you'd be the first

Welcome to the officalverse Come and take a seat Would you like the offical news or bite near people's feet? There's no need to panic This isn't a test, haha Just add offical to your blog and we'll do the rest

Welcome to the officalverse What would you prefer? Would you like to fight for civil rights or hear a kitty purr? Be happy Be silly Be bursting with rage There are a million different ways to engage

Welcome to the officalverse Put your cares aside Here's a tip for drawing eyeballs Here's a victorian kid who died We got fandoms, and doctors, and tags games And a bunch of colored pencil drawings Of all the different officals in this verse interacting with each other

Welcome to the officalverse

Hold on to your socks 'Cause a random offical just kindly posted photos of their rocks They are shiny and pokey They just posted more It's quite the collection and there's so many galore

See an official get beheaded Get offended, see the shrink Adopt a bunch of random children Tell us every thought you think Start a rumor, eat a broom Or call the bomb a boomer Or find your sis and hug her Make a loom and put a blanket in your Please eat healthy breakfast option You should cuddle your mom Here's why no one will follow you Here's how you can build a bomb Which offical person are you? Take this quirky quiz And pretty much everyone here are kids

[cuddle-offical-2]

I can’t tell if I/ og cuddle-offical was referenced

[blackdragon-offical]

I want to interact more with the offical community but I feel like I forgot all my social skills (like I ever had any)

[cuddle-offical-2]

Who needs social skills anyway

[blackdragon-offical]

Well... I want some. Or else I feel too lonely sometimes

[cuddle-offical-2]

I feel lonely like almost constantly too. WE GOT THIS