Random Me

My stream of things that have to sense to them =]

[thebestoftumbling]

[letmefeelmyoats]

UNMUTE THIS

[cuddley-house-key]

To the guy walking to classes

I'm sorry for judging your choice in apparel. I just can't understand why you thought socks with slippers and basketball shorts were a good choice, but hey man it's your choice so you rock it how you want!

[novur]

[titanbender]

always reblog because best crossover in history 

[norhuu]

This. Always.

[usapotterfan]

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[magnius159-deactivated20210322]

#foxnewsfacts is trending after “expert” says major British city entirely Muslim

[zooophagous]

Im gonna pee my pants

[gifcraft]

Stop the bullets. Kill the gun.

[sixcatsandtwodogs-deactivated20]

I held my breath at the last one.

[reverseracism]

A breathtaking Ad.

I would say it gets the message across.

[subterraaron]

THAT WAS FUCKING SCARY!!!!

[pugsies]

PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD. Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!

If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is boiling hot as well. Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc. Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil. Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc. Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this. 

Snopes confirms.

[geometricdeathtrap-deactivated2]

I’ve dealt with these before. If you find one:

Do not touch it

Do not touch it

Clear the area around it. It will explode on its own in time.

Once it explodes, do not make contact with the liquid inside. If needed, flush it away with large amounts of water.

Do not try to detonate it. You’ll probably be disfigured.

I’ve seen what these can do. The acidic liquid inside can strip the paint off a car.

[chaplip]

when i visited vancouver these were everywhere. it’s not a fucking joke they’re actually scary

[zzazu]

Just a reminder that there are awful shitty people out there doing awful shitty things to everyone else

[pastel-wendigo]

there was a bunch of these at disneyland

[xakariahthepariah-deactivated20]

i found one in my back yard, when i let my dogs out, i pulled them back inside, took my cousins bb shotgun and shot it from a safe distance (i was in my house and shot from the screen door. When it went off, my family and neighbors came running to see if everything was ok. I told them what happened and to watch out for them. 

These things are not a joke! When we went to check the damage there was a fucking hole in the ground. The dirt in my yard is like CLAY.

This shit is bad news

[sparklefairydust-blog]

PLEASE DON’T BE AN ASSHAT. PLEASE DON’T LEAVE BOMBS IN PEOPLE’S YARDS.

[youkofujima]

Please spread this information!

[herongale]

the one fucking time I actually will signal boost cuz I didn’t know about this and would never ever wanna learn about it first hand

[mochitits]

we actually had the bomb squad called to our house for something like this and it totally ruined the paint on my big bro’s car.  :c

[cuddley-house-key]

Apparently this is a thing!

[drakomalfoyyy-deactivated202006]

i just wanna illegally watch a movie online man i ain’t tryna fuck no single busty russians in my area

[cuddley-house-key]

Amen!

[chrisdoeslife]

Calories = Energy

And guess what you need energy for?

Breathing. Circulation. Digesting food. Thinking. Walking. Talking. Shaking hands. Climbing stairs. Typing. Scrolling through Tumblr. Taking selfies. Having sex. Masturbating. Running. Lifting weights. Doing yoga. Dancing.

Life. You need energy for life.

Please eat. And please eat ENOUGH.

[magical-girl]

[0x1naevis]

he is a guardian of the galaxy

[fivehundreddaysofawesomeness]

[possessedloser]

nobody hates justin bieber more than drake bell does

[fullmetalfisting]

I’m going to be really sad the day I hear Drake Bell got attacked and murdered by feverish adolescent girls

[pancakeke]

No it’s cool they won’t hurt him. He invited them to do it once and

[yobrehhh]

my fucking hero

[pessimistichowell-deactivated20]

Drake Bell is fabulous and no one can tell me otherwise

[kinshwaythegreat-deactivated201]

I’ll love Drake Bell forever.

[cuddley-house-key]

My future husband!

[livsyx]

Gilmore Girls: Parenting

[princesslibrarian]

you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk

[digenovanicolo]

2014 is the year Taylor Swift stopped giving a shit and it’s glorious 

[h-0lllly]

seriously though, how great is it when someone texts you when they’re drunk. like, they’re out socialising at a party, and still want to talk to you. their brain isn’t even functioning properly, but they still talk to you. drunk texts are great

[hugt0wer-deactivated20121113]

i wont rest until ive complained about everything

[veryfunnymemes]

[kushandwisdom]

Pizza After Sex?

[cuddley-house-key]

meganeatscats

[olivia-baker]

FRIENDS ON THE OTHER SIDE // for all the villains out there

1. be prepared - the lion king. 2. poor unfortunate souls - the little mermaid. 3. not one of us - the lion king ii: simba’s pride. 4. mother knows best (reprise) - tangled. 5. savages (part I) - pocahontas. 6. savages (part II) - pocahontas. 7. the mob song (gaston’s plan’s success) - beauty and the beast. 8. my lullaby - the lion king ii: simba’s pride. 9. heaven’s light / hellfire - the hunchback of notre dame. 10. in the dark of the night - anastasia. 11. prince ali (reprise) - aladdin. 12. gaston - beauty and the beast. 13. mine, mine, mine - pocahontas. 14. oogie boogie’s song - the nightmare before christmas. 15. you’re only second rate - the return of jafar. 16. friends on the other side - the princess and the frog.

L I S T E N

[celeritious]

you all deserve someone who isn’t embarrassed to love you and tells all their friends about you and saves your selfies, whether they’re good or bad to look at when they miss you and loses sleep to talk to you and tells you how much they love you all the time and i really hope all of you find that one day because you all deserved to be loved