CUMDUMPSTER

nice

[beardedmrbean]

[teapartyspider]

They fucking killed a gnome in my yard

[rowlfthedog]

[hottestroadkill]

i think chris flemings is one of the only comedians thats going to get into heaven

[straightboyfriend]

why are you on t

to go bald

[monstertsunami]

i spilled pasta in my backpack and got so mad that i made a traumacore edit about it

[whitepeopletwitter]

[samshine-and-lollipops-deactiva]

Wait, it got better.

[libertineangel]

He does this a lot, to my deep surprise in undergrad:

For reference, the reason nobody likes this book and you can press tofu with it is that it’s about 1600 pages long.

[horizon-penblade]

It’s also, by all accounts, the origin of Cousin Throckmorton

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[cottoncandylesbo]

(alien being shown yaoi) and you're saying, the men... have sex with each other? the men?

(alien being shown yuri) ohhh ya we do this shit too lmao

[temothylol]

[rofag]

[ID: A tag reading "steven universe". /End ID]

[depsidase]

[girljeremystrong]

ever since i was a little girl i've been mad as hell

[firstethicalpisces]

my baby photo

[deep-state-partisan]

[giant-bear-cat]

Hehua and her apples.

[iwishiwasonfire]

[elbiotipo]

we don't hate J.J. Abrams enough

[elbiotipo]

Branson Reese, whoever you are, I keep your words in my heart all the time.

[3liza]

absolutely the worst part of the male helplessness fetishism is that men know about it and will weaponize it against you. they will fuck up and do stupid shit and pretend not to know how to clean a mirror or find grapes at the grocery store and then simper and giggle expecting you to think its adorable. and then they will get REALLY angry when you do not

[girlchomper]

OP(!) this should not be hidden in the tags

[mostlycatsmostly]

[w0lfgrrl]

@whodoyoulike

[thoodleoo]

the joy of working with middle school aged children is that, regardless of how long you've been doing it, they will always find novel ways to annoy and confuse you, which is okay because that's the natural state of the middle school aged child. anyway suffice it to say that for the past three weeks of school my 6th grade class has been greeting me at my door by lining up outside of it, playing the national anthem, and saluting me as i walk in.

[jouster-ari]

What they're doing to you: