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Bestie, this is your sign to drink some water.
Remember, ✨hydrate or die-drate✨
found this three year old draft buried in my files. is it funny? I don't remember
You have this post till midnight September 1st 2025, you may do whatever you like with it, but afterwards reblogs will be turned off
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bitchy!reader meets the slytherin boys (and mattheo)
first instalment of bitchy!reader <3
note: i mention that mattheo is taller than bitchy!reader but mattheo is VERY tall so even if you’re tall (okay, model!), he’s a tad bit taller !
“This is really fugly.”
The Slytherin boys in the common room hear you before they see you, your voice floats from the hallway to the common room, Theo and Enzo perk up.
“Girl.” Enzo mouths to Theo, who rolls his eyes.
“No shit.” He mouths back.
"She sounds hot." Enzo mouths, a wide boyish grin overtaking his face.
Theo snorts. "Sounds bitchy."
Your voice draws nearer and nearer, they listen to the mystery girl complain about a uniform.
When they finally do see you, their jaws go a little slack.
In strolls Pansy, with you next to her. You’re looking down at your dark green tie in disgust. You look out of place despite wearing the exact same uniform as them.
Their eyes draw to your glossy, sparkly lips as they curl into a perfect pout.
“It’s just so not my colour.” You sigh before stopping when Pansy does, you look up at the crowd with disinterest - one that could rival Riddle's.
“Boys, this is my friend YN.” Pansy smirks at the boys’ wonderstruck eyes. "She's new, so be nice." She knows you certainly won't.
Enzo and Theo practically wrestle each other to be the first one in your sights, Theo winning the fight.
He stands before you with a charming smile.
“Ciao Bella, I’m Theodore Nott.”
You smile, sickly sweet, before it curls into snarl.
“And I’m not impressed.” You bite back, leaving the man wounded.
Mattheo, who hadn’t paid much attention to the room before, looks up finally. When he see’s you, he straightens and suddenly becomes very interested.
“I don't know if that's ever happened, I loved that.” Pansy sighs, reliving the moment over and over in her head, probably. “Don’t you just love her!”
“She’s real lovable.” Theo mumbles, slowly going back to the couch. Nursing his ego carefully in his hands, Enzo pats him on the back before Theo swats his hand away.
“Though I’d love to stay and watch her destroy all of you, we have time for introductions later.” Pansy says, “I’m going to take her to her room.”
You wave your fingers as a goodbye, aiming it directly at Theo.
“I can take her!” Mattheo practically jumps up from his seat, with the same devotion as a soldier, his friends turn to him in surprise.
Pansy raises an eyebrow, she turns to look at you.
You have the same disgusted look on your face but she see’s the smallest glimmer of intrigue hidden deep behind your eyes. She smirks.
“Knock yourself out, Riddle.” You snap your head to Pansy.
“What?”
Mattheo grins, all wide and wolfish.
You give him a once over. He’s beautiful, devilishly so, in a way that can only mean one thing - trouble.
Perfect, you think, biting your bottom lip to cover a smirk, continuing to feign disinterest.
He’s a little taller than you - even with your not-so-school-appropriate stilettos on - though he’s bending to your level a little, like he’s giving you the power or like he’s at your service.
I can fix him. You decide finally.
This time you smirk, enough that he can see.
“Fine,” You sigh dramatically, “You’ll do.”
Pansy laughs, Mattheo barely conceals his glee.
You don’t give him another glance, you start walking like you know the way. You move around the world like it was created for you, Mattheo notices.
He’s stuck in place, watching your figure.
You call out to him over your shoulder.
“You coming?”
He grins again, practically wagging his tail, before walking quickly to match your movements.
Like a dog on a leash.
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nothing will ever be funnier to me than the 30-50 feral hogs joke phase, I think about it at least once a week
Happy 30-50 feral hogs day
Hey I need some one to STOP ME from BINGE WATCHING CRIME DOCUMENTARIES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING NIGHT
The Promise You Never Chose (Pt.2)
✧.* : J.P x Arranged Marriage! Reader ☁︎ : Angst // Slow Burn // Arranged Marriage // ✎ : Some ties are harder to break than they seem. 𖦹 : 2.2k A/N: uwu im making him and me suffer for the next like four chapters of this slow burn LMAO [masterlist] Much Love, Saige ★ request : N/A ϟ taglist ϟ : @littlemadamred @raiweasley @ulearnnewthingseveryday
The Promise You Never Chose (Pt.1)
✧.* J.P. x Arranged marriage! Reader ✎ Two childhood promises. One future neither of you chose. After years of silence, something between you and James Potter finally shifts — small, but enough to change everything. 𖦹 1.9k ☁︎ slow burn // angst // forced proximity // arranged marriage // pureblood politics [masterlist]
A/N: pt two next week!!! Much Love, Saige ★ request : @ashdreams2023 ϟ taglist ϟ : @littlemadamred @raiweasley @ulearnnewthingseveryday
THE PRINCESS DIARIES (2001) dir. Gary Marshall
If you support gay marriage reblog this. If you're on the homophobic side, keep scrolling.
As a bisexual, it sickens me that some people WILL keep scrolling.
As the straight daughter of a gay man, it sickens me that some people will keep scrolling.
As a straight girl with a basic understanding of equality and love, it also sickens me that people will keep scrolling.
As a straight Christian woman, I pray that people will not scroll past this. Love, not judge.
I’m re-reblogging for that last one.
BE GOOD PEOPLE SUPPORT THE LGBTQIA+ COMMUNITY
IMMA REBLOG THIS BECAUSE I SUPPORT VERY STRONGLY AND I WILL NEVER SCROLL PAST STUFF LIKE THIS.
Reblogging even though it isn’t SPN related
As someone who lives in a country where LGBT+ is practically unheard of, I feel the need to reblog this.
As a human who’s a fan of love PERIOD, I feel the need to reblog this.
All of this 🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈
ALLL OF THE GAY
BEAUTIFUL AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Bruh ya
As an aroace girl, I feel the need to reblog
If you don’t reblog this just unfollow me right now.
as a pan trans boy, this has been reblogged
as a bisexual australian girl (where gay marriage was only legalised THIS YEAR !!!!) I am reblogging this.
my blog is an LGBTQ+ safe space !
As a straight as beebo person. I WILL REBLOG
As a nonbinary demisexual individual, i will reblog
As a genderfluid quoiromantic graysexual human I will to reblog this.
You know there’s no way I wouldn’t reblog this!
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee))
💘💛💚💙💜
Love is love!
All the Gay
All the Way
As a straight Catholic woman that’s a fan of love PERIOD, I will reblog this. ❤️
as a big lesbian disaster, i’ll reblog this
May the hug wizard keep my LGBTQ+ FRIENDOS SAFE AND ANY NEW FOLLOWERS SAFE
As a confused pile of something, gotta reblog
Yes I must reblog the gay, thank you
I know I already reblogged this before, but I couldn’t help my self , as a gay blob
I SUPPORT ALL LGBTQ+!
YASSSSSSSS!!!
Deminonbinary lesbian reblogging!
As a transgender, non binary, gender fluid bisexual this is very important to me!
I know I’ve reblogged before on my shitpost blog but I’m doing this again.
think i’ve reblogged this, maybe? Odon’t care gonna do it again BITCH
As a bisexual, an asexual, and a human being with a sense of decency, I believe that people should love whoever they want to love (as long as it isn’t creepy or non-consensual), even if that someone is no one
i am the gayest bean
As a living person, it sickens me that some people will keep scrolling
As a Christian asexual hetromantic, I’m reblogging! Although my characters are rainbow and not gay, gay people are valid! Bi and pan people are valid! Ninbinary and trans people are valid! All of y’all are valid!
Girls are hot. Guys are hot. I’m a simp either way
reblogging as a someone who has the common knowledge to know people have the right to love and marry whoever they want, and have the right to not be judged upon or descriminated against in any way!
THIS!! ALL THIS!!
As a person who is a disaster airplane, i will reblog this beauty 💞
as someone who both supports the LGBTQ+ community and is part of it, i feel the need to reblog this, it’s honestly nuts that some people will just scroll past this
as a straight girl with many lgbtq+ friends who I love dearly;
I CAST REBLOG
RAHHHHHH GET GAYED UPON
As a fellow bisexual who loves queer history, it saddens me that people keeps scrolling :’(
GAYYYYYYYYY
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
as an aroace nonbinary genderfluid lesbian i’m reblogging
As a bisexual woman I’m reblogging
as an agender polyamoury omnisexual creature, i reblog this
Gay gay lesbian gay
Gay bi
Homosexual
Ace aro
Pans 🍳 r hot
Aaaaaaaaaa
queer Christian has reblogged this now
Reblogging this because it says if I don’t I’m a bad person and I can’t handle that guilt.
reblogging as an ace, pan, whatever the fuck the gender does being
I like fish
Good for you, British Empire. I like fries.
And also anything.
LET PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE EACH OTHER
THIS POST IS SO LONG??? anyways Gayyy <3
we shall make it longer
Protonic gayness
As an asexual panromantic person I’m reblogging
as a genderfluid person, I am reblogging
as a transmasc panromantic cupiosexual im reblogging this
As a biromantic asexual, I’m reblogging this
*reblogs faster then the sound of the fucking sound of the sound of the sun sound sound*
Decent humans accept each other
As a lady lover I am obligated to reblog
as a panroamantic genderfluid asexual I am oblegated to reblog! Love is love
as a non binary berrisexual, YES REBLOG! I fricking LOVE THIS THREAD IT’S SO BEAUTIFUL 🥹
as a closeted pansexual ball of mush I’ve gotta Reblog
some people are gay. Deal with it. :>
as a closeted
pansexual ball of mush
I’ve gotta Reblog
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
As a hellenist pagan, whos nonbinary and Pansexual, I have to reblog this.
As a fucking disaster with too many lables gotta reblog.
(If anyone’s interested: Eclectic Syncretic Pagan, pan, greysexual, greyromamtic, agender)
preperations for the long journey ahead, friend
propaganda i'm not falling for:
dubai chocolate
proteine-obssessed diet
$500 concerts tickets
labubu
disney live action remakes
pickleball
tom cruise and brad pitt redemption arcs
if you are reading this i am sending you a small patch of sunlight for you to sit and relax on
Would you like to pet me?
Thank you
PPL aren't reblogging this version so the chuzzle is generally stuck in the eternal present moment with the question unanswered. Eyeing the symbol that will never change
The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.
Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.
So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.
Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.
oh shit
As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.
Y'all know what to do Tumblr.
Time to be annoying with my gimmick blog again. Go forth.
“We could’ve built this place in seventy two hours, but human rights violations kept us from completely treating these people like animals in a zoo.”
Housing the homeless isn't feasible.
Treating the sick isn't feasible.
But we can build concentration camps in a week.
i WOULD SAY HAPPY 4TH BUT OUR COUNTRY SUCKS SO NOT HAPPY 4TH BUT I HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY REGARDLESS :-)