Existential Crisis but make it Spicy

Ayy! Name's Dylan. 28yo dude who reblogs anything that makes me snort out loud or release a heavy exhale. And dogs, probably.

[authorkims]

[heinous-bitch]

you forgot the best one

[crplpunkklavier]

i think about this one so fucking often i had to clip it

[6qubed]

that was like watching someone very skillfully assembling a stained-glass window just to watch someone else dropkick it

[milflaralorvan-deactivated20231]

when you see your little kitty walking toward you at a leisurely pace and say "hi baby!" bc you're excited to see her and she starts trotting a little bit faster 'cause she's excited to see you too. that's what life is all about i think

[once-a-polecat]

But what about how she says “mrrrow” just as she starts her lil trot?

[sandersstudies]

Lying to children is fun when they know you are being ridiculous. When you hold up a carrot like “guys look at this huge Cheeto” and they all scream “NOOOOOOOOO that’s a CARE-OTT!”

“What? No, it’s my giant Cheeto.”

“NOOOOOOO!”

[sandersstudies]

When I was a camp counselor a fellow counselor claimed that any silly camp song we sang was “his next hit single” and we should all follow him on SoundCloud and he stuck by this daily and it never ceased to amuse both the adults and the children.

[sandersstudies]

When children are small and learning to count and you say the numbers out of order? Peak comedy.

“How many toys are there? Let’s see… oneeee, twooo, six!”

“NO! One two three!”

“What? Are you sure? Let me try again. One, two… six?”

“Noooooo!”

[sandersstudies]

Once reduced a toddler into a fit of giggles by singing “A B C D E F Q.”

[medusasstory]

Tags from @windyvalleyzone

[helloitsbees]

on Halloween at the store i work at there was a little boy in a Batman costume, and as I was helping his mom I kept addressing him as Mr. Superman and Mr. Aquaman & he kept correcting me, “noooo, BATMAN” until they were leaving and he very seriously told me, “actully, I’m Ryan”

[yourscreechingruinscollector]

@wearepaladin

[teaboot]

my favourite thing to do when a small child hands me a random object with no clear intent is to answer it like a cell phone. Gets em every time

[iosonomer-blog]

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

You cannot possibly guess where this is going

[mxtr3ssquickly]

I ain't even ashamed how many times I watched this.

[bellatrixobsessed1]

Lmao this is the content I am here for.

[oscarwetnwilde]

[astro-vee]

I will never not reblog this.

[corvophobia]

humbled

[sailor-b]

[its-nothing-but-trash]

[discoursedrome]

google has many problems but it is willing to do the hard work of self-criticism

[jv]

Ok I've Googled this and looked to where it comes from and it's fucking genius.

Someone posted the question in Google support forums, and that same person posted that answer AND marked their own response as the "accepted answer". So Google search highlights it when you make that search.

[sorekbekarmi-deactivated2022051]

I'm NOT gonna say it again

SEASONINGS include herbs and spices, along with minerals and chemicals used to season food!!!! Salt, citric acid, and MSG, are all examples of seasonings that are NOT herbs or spices!

HERBS are flavorful leaves. Only. Leaves. Doesn't matter if its dried, fresh, whole, or ground, if it is a leaf, it is an herb

SPICES are flavorful parts of plants that are NOT LEAVES. These include seeds, berries, stems, bark, roots, flowers, buds... NOT LEAVES

THANK YOU

[tompetertrash]

Things are heating up in the cooking fandom.

[boopednose]

That's how cooking works

[kosmogrl]

[huffylemon]

[elf-kid2]

Backyard bonfire-nights.

Barbecue

Garage band

DnD

History/War Reenactment

Coffee

Video games

Board games

Arts & Crafts

Movie Night

[sunfriedawesomefandoms]

kissing

[satyriconmp3]

admire folks who reblog posts which contradict eachother. exactly! keep em guessing

[severalowls]

fuck people who reblog posts which contradict each other. no! be explicitly clear

[madhyanas]

we don’t talk abt how stressful buying new glasses frames is. ur shopping for your whole personality there. life on the line. do or die. all for two pieces of glass and some sticks

[shoebillstork]

⠀

The fuck did you say to me

[shoebillstork]

[powerburial]

Its crazy how jack blacks kid just looks like if jack black had a son

[cary-elwes]