What =]?

[starghosts]

The shadow hands of god.

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

"Scam" you mean people are fighting back against housing discrimination??? I don't think these people know what the word scam means

Scams are designed to trick someone into giving up money based on lies. This is just.. asking for information then legally enforcing the law??

Fuck landlords

[zeelatunes]

how come nobody raps about the master emerald anymore

[bidulgie]

The future looks bleak, Danny

BONUS

[wifefiber-deactivated-deactivat]

[conronorock]

yuri of the week

[softtaulette-deactivated2018032]

What if birds could actually speak English and we were speaking bird the whole time. Like really how weird would that be?

[galbos]

the geese are back? God I hate them so fucking much.

[darling-highness-deactivated201]

what the fuck is this newspaper

[balile]

Those are sisters

[cbk1000]

As a society, we need to go back to understanding that strangers on the internet are, you know, strangers. I feel lately that I'm seeing a rise in 'An author I love blocked me because they took my comment the wrong way' posts on the ao3 subreddit, and then the comment is them calling the author a fucking bitch or something like that.

Don't do this. Tone doesn't translate well in text, and if you don't have a rapport with that author, they are not going to interpret, 'You're a fucking bitch' as, 'Author I hate you for being so talented and making me feel so keenly.' They're going to interpret it as you being an asshole. You can shit talk with your friends because you have an established relationship with them and can distinguish between playful banter and genuine anger. You do not have this with a stranger, no matter how much you like their fics. You will have a much more pleasant time in fandom and not get cockblocked from interacting with your favorite writers if you remember this.

[segamascott]

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

[senatortedcruz]

I am in fucking tears

[dustinyschild]

Daily reminder

[queer-as-city-folk]

Anti-city people are just plain fascinating to me

[dogpuppy]

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things

[girldraki]

[headspace-hotel]

17-year cicadas are crazy when you think about it. Like, they live underground for their entire life except the final few weeks where they emerge to the surface, grow wings, scream at the top of their lungs, mate, and die.

Imagine if at the end of every human's life they went up into outer space to have an orgy

[cutecipher]

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

[bread-in-the-void]

um?

[bgm05]

casual pokemon player meme: I would like to have sex with this animal

competitive pokemon player meme: Bro thought he could switch his 252 Spe Borgulon into 252 SpAtk Choice Codpiece 2x Funny Dance STAB Mega Booboobus Peerless Tsunami 💀

[motherfucker-unlimited]