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I’m fine with most theories, even if I don’t agree with them, but I’m begging the “Crowley without Aziraphale around will be properly evil/the villain in S3” folks (mostly on tiktok) to remember exactly what Crowley canonically considers evil deeds.
Original thread:
https://mobile.twitter.com/DianaMiller5/status/1522278413096132609?cxt=HHwWgoC53deJnKAqAAAA
Note, I am finding these threads on the twitter feeds of ICU nurses who are now dreading the horrors that Roe falling will bring to their hospitals. This, on top of the horrors that they’ve seen and continue to see because of the pandemic. They were already exhausted and hanging by a thread.
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Poll: if your mom remarries when you’re 26 years old is that guy still your stepdad or is he just your mom’s husband.
The poll winner seems to be “depends on whether you like him” which is super valid.
Mine watches fox news so “mom’s husband” it is!
My family has a great way of distinguishing between a new spouse you like and new spouse you disdain!
Your mom/aunt/grandma/etc remarries and they are actually a cool person, you use their first name. So if you were to introduce them they would be: Aunt Jane and Bob.
If your mom/aunt/grandma/etc remarries and they are a fuckwad you introduce them as: this is Aunt Jane and her second husband. The implication being that they are very replaceable and that we’re all just waiting for her to wise up to the situation and serve you divorce papers, she did it once, she can do it again.
MAGNIFICENT
Alright, but what if my mom on her third marriage found a decent man, but my mother herself is shitty
"my stepdad's wife"
so there’s this bunch of teenagers
this class was later removed from the curriculum
In honor of Lord Byron’s birthday I would like to remind you all of the time that Shelley and Keats, having not heard from him for some time, became concerned for his safety and it was determined that Shelley would go looking for him. Keats received a letter some time later that Shelley had found him in Venice, where he’d been having so much sex that he’d nearly died from malnourishment and dehydration. Keats’ entire response amounted to essentially, “You should probably have let him.”
“I found him, he’s in a gutter.” “Well go put him back”
My favourite thing ever written on Byron was something Shelley wrote: “Lord Byron doesn’t have a life plan. He doesn’t have a day plan. I once found a note that he wrote to himself that said: ‘put on pants.’”
catherine deserves an emmy for this joke alone
Honestly I just feel really sad about Sarah Everard and I don’t even know where to go with that, so I’m just gonna ramble here.
I’m so sorry for her, for her family, for everyone who loved her. That a life that should have had many happy years and numerous accomplishments and milestones was cut short. And I’m so scared because she did it all as right as she could, and it didn’t matter. Someone whose job was to keep her safe did the worst thing and that makes me so sad and so angry.
I’m scared. I’ve been out late in maybe a little bit too few clothes, walked home alone from parties just a little bit tipsy because my friends wouldn’t come, I once sat on the floor in a random street waiting for an Uber because my heels were too high, I once got a taxi home almost black out drunk without anyone else because I misjudged my drinks and I was lucky that a nice bouncer found me an Uber and the driver got me home without anything terrible happening. But it could have been so much worse.
I had a man wake me up at 1am in a hostel to ask to kiss my feet, I’ve been grinded on in clubs, groped and wolf whistled, I was chased down the backstreets of Morocco by a group of men and luckily got home with my friends before there was trouble. And I’m one of the lucky ones.
I’m so scared and I’m so angry that we live in a world where it’s so fucking scary and that’s called being lucky. And I can’t even go to a vigil to pay my respects or voice my anger because the police will beat me up or I might catch a life threatening disease.
Sometimes I think the world is getting better and the threat is getting lower, and then things like this prove me very wrong.
I’m so sorry Sarah, I so hope that you’re in a better place. I hope you know that you have sparked a fight and a conversation that was well overdue.
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iT’s fUnY beCAusE mEn aRE DumB
No dumbass, it’s funny because women are usually left out of these pictures. And most of history. While actually, you know… living full lives and contributing to society. Just like men do. But men are always in the fucking picture.
This isn’t a comic about men being dumb, it’s a comic about women being forgotten, ignored, and excluded. But you were so ready to be pissed at mean feminists that you took something personally that absolutely wasn’t and got offended by something that wasn’t being said.
The artist was a man but women still got blamed for the “misandrist joke” by a redpiller calling himself a “big dick americhad“
i love this dude he’s made a bunch of other ‘misandrist jokes’ as well
GOD I just want to be CREATIVE but all my energy is being used to survive
this is one of those "you put it into words" kind of posts. right on.
I really don’t feel like we as a society are talking enough about this
TURN THE FUCKING AUDIO ON
my dad just exploded into laughter out of nowhere and told me ‘imagine the lion king but with sea lions’ he has been chuckling about it for 5 straight minutes now
apparently it doesn’t matter that i’ve told him 10 times it’s the monkey who raises the newborn and not the lion himself, this is the scene he has been imagining
“he can’t raise his kid over his head”
I want it
okay but have you considered
quality content
Extreme quality
@squorkal can it be my job to find you seal posts? Because I want that job
girl help my womb is wandering around upsetting my balance of humours
that’s hysterical
Me with every single creative pursuit I’ve taken up: I’m not a quitter, I’ve just placed it aside to be finished some time in approximately the next 10-20 years.
Ifnsidjd holy shit this ie amazing
