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[cracked]

11 Self-Defense Techniques (That Even A Child Could Use)

[violentwavesofemotion-deactivat]

“She cared almost too much for flowers.”

— Virginia Woolf, from The Complete Works; “Mrs Dalloway,” c. 1925

[purplebuddhaquotes]

“Some humans are really bad at being human.”

—

[catchymemes]

[super-metroid]

[ozzypawsbone-princeofbarkness]

I mean if there’s a way I can smell nicer than usual I’m going to go for it

[hydro-homies]

Back in my day we just destroyed the environment for the hell of it!

[cute--syrup-blog]

Well it shouldnt be this way

[kitty]

[wombshaker]

you

[taylortut]

y’all know that john mulaney quote “the things crazy people say mean nothing to them but everything to me?”

every time i hear that quote, i think about how i got this light-up pen

[taylortut]

i got this pen four years ago when i was working as a barista at starbucks. I was on the registers and taking the order of this woman, who ordered a nonfat latte, because she was “watching her weight”

so this guy behind her, whom no one was talking to, for some fucking reason says “wathing your weight? but what about the wait for your watch?“ (which is a completely unhinged response. like just complete Mad Hatter nonsense)

anyway this lady gets really uncomfortable and of the five people (me, him, her, the other checker, and the customer at the other register) who were now sucked into the uncomfortable silence, i decided that i should alleviate the tension by saying “you can’t wait for a watch; you don’t have the time”

and then he said “oh, quick girl!”, gave me that pen, got out of line, and left without ordering anything 

[patron-saint-of-smart-asses-dea]

You pleased a mad fae trickster

[unnaturalbabe-deactivated-deact]

tumblr i am BEGGING you to let me reblog ads, this is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen

[trunkzbriefs]

of course he gets sexualized immediately after he comes out. yall are freaks

[trunkzbriefs]

nonblacks keep in mind this doesn’t only come from him being gay but the fact that he’s black as well. don’t erase the fact that this is a black issue too nd don’t b stupid in ur tags

[slowspinningredemption]

my advice for a haunting? real solid 100% foolproof Ghost Advice™? every time something creepy happens, turn in the direction of whatever it was, pause a moment, then slowly lick ur lips and say “…do that again” in ur most seductive voice. the ghost will feel very awkward and leave immediately. 

[slowspinningredemption]

then fuck the ghost you cowards

[cute--syrup-blog]

😂😂😂

[sixohthree]

I’m a Pisces and that’s why I gotta go home.

[roguecampingrainstorm]

I’m a Scorpio and that’s why y’all are so cute

[tonakings]

I’m a Scorpio and that’s why im gay

…yep

[archangel-online]

I’m a Sagittarius and that’s why y’all have a lot more fun than me

[dauntlessdiva]

I’m a Gemini and that’s why we are going to be honest

[tulipscomeinallsortsofcolors]

im a leo and thats why this isnt spying oh FUCK

[jynxlovesluck]

I’m a sagittarius and that’s why you have to be with me

GMDMSKSKDKDKDJD

[hanramz-the-fander]

I’m Pisces and that’s why I’ve never been so happy to see

[poisonedapples]

I am a virgo and that’s why y’all have a lot to worry

[romansleftshoulderpad]

I am an Aries and that’s why you don’t have a good night

Oh okay

[thehauntedghost]

im a pisces and thats why y’all like me

[thouroghly-inconsequential]

I’m a Taurus and that’s why I wanna dye my hair pink

cool beans!

[wowdeathwouldbenice]

I’m a Sagittarius and when you are a man who has probably not a twink is the way I am.

😂😂😂

[fairytaletwists]

I’m a Leo and that’s why y’all don’t have to be with me

[solarishashernoseinabook]

I’m a Sagittarius and that’s why I was wearing a black and white and blue eyes

[shots-of-wapplesauce-deactivate]

im an aquarius and thats why you are not doing this again

[robbyrobinabitch]

I’m a Taurus and that’s why I gotta say hi

Okay???

[supernatural618]

I’m a taurus and that’s why I’m asking you to do it for me and I’ll pay you back for the rest of the week and I will be there is a lot of work to do and I will be there at the same time and place and I’ll be there in the morning to see if you can get a good night’s sleep ????????????

[rakdos-dogdyke]

I am a Taurus and that’s why my grandpa is a little scary

[we-need-a-sexy-skeleton]

im a pisces and thats why I cant remember it

[illogicalsanderssidesnsfw]

I’m a Taurus and that’s why I’m blushing again

Accurate xD

[galaxy-lilies]

I’m a Gemini I love y’all so I gotta love ya

I mean, love y’all 💜💜

[voidchangeling]

I am a Virgo and that’s why I’m not going anywhere else in my life and I’m a little bi

The first part was pretty fitting

But bi??? Phone are you okay??? I haven’t identified as bi in years!

[cryptspren-moved]

i’m a taurus and that’s why we want to be a monster or a good person

haha what

[buffyseasonsix]

I am a Sagittarius and that’s why we don’t get it right away from the day before

[mxcrowe]

i am a pisces and thats why I was asking you to do the needful

[virgiliananxiety]

I am a Virgo and that’s why y’all got me a big ole boy

Wtf??? Does that?????? Even?????? Mean??????

[jisoosrainbow]

i am a capricorn and that’s why we love a great new leaf and new super smash game

[cute--syrup-blog]

I am a Libra and thats why i squirm when my fiance looks at me.

Uh ye

[thespooniewrites]

I made a generator to find out about your supernatural partner because human partners are out of fashion now

[brewess]

Sensitive giant that loves to cuddle. They daydream about marrying you.

[glorious-spoon]

Patient witch who brings you flowers every week. They feel that you light up their world.

…

OP this is so freakin cute

[monzterzack]

So venom uh

[t-ender-dragon-deactivated20190]

that’s Herobrine you can’t change my mind

[genderfluid-enderdragon]

also herobrine

[bishipsaremyships]

[strawberrymira]

[mxcrowe]

:’)

[virgiliananxiety]

This is so??? Fucking cute??????? I’m soft now thanks op this is such a good thing

[jisoosrainbow]

[cute--syrup-blog]

[feministism]

[silentassassin21]

Positive 2019 Pride things!

[cute--syrup-blog]

💙💙💙

[cleoselene-deactivated20260315]

“reblog this or your mom will die”

“seriously judging everyone who doesn’t reblog this post”

“if you don’t reblog this post you have no soul”

“you reblogged something from an OP who is bad”

“i don’t care what your blog is about, spread this like wildfire!”

[manoessay]

I felt this post

[goodbyeeveryonepeacendblessings]

yall hoes remember zayn? neither do the charts

[goodbyeeveryonepeacendblessings]

the selena stans reblogging this…..i wouldn’t

[pleasestopandrew]

Selena was an idol. May her soul Rest In Peace.

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

Andrew…… they mean Selena Gomez……

[pleasestopandrew]

Who?

[violentsapphicprophecywriter]

Idk what I’m supposed to title this.

I just found this and thought it was cool

[cute--syrup-blog]

Pan but i am a supporter tooo