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happy Thursday the 20th
I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?
next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th
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You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years
I’m gonna queue this so myself from the future will love me
“When I was a student at Cambridge I remember an anthropology professor holding up a picture of a bone with 28 incisions carved in it. ‘This is often considered to be man’s first attempt at a calendar’ she explained. She paused as we dutifully wrote this down. ‘My question to you is this – what man needs to mark 28 days? I would suggest to you that this is woman’s first attempt at a calendar.’ It was a moment that changed my life. In that second I stopped to question almost everything I had been taught about the past. How often had I overlooked women’s contributions?” ― Sandi Toksvig
I drew a quick little comics essay today about a topic near and dear to my heart: horror for kids!
Or, “why some kids like to read books that scare them, and why you should let them.”
I lost my shit at self-governing snakes.
“Only thinks of you as a friend ”
Many birds do not recognize its authority
“typically self governing” where are the exceptions? asking for a friend
Happy Women’s Day ✊
✨ Get the book: https://warandpeas.contactin.bio ✨
Depressed, low-spoon, multi-job, & similarly situated folks, if you need it I hereby give you permission to:
Use nothing but disposable silverware and plates and cups
Buy anything you want individually-packaged, even bottled water
eat convenience food/quick food anytime you want
drink meal/food replacements like Ensure and V8 to supplement your diet
Bathe using face wipes and deodorant wipes and dry shampoo
put plastic bags in every room and next to every place you sit or rest to use as garbage bags
Drive or take a cab, even if there’s walking and public transportation available
Do whatever it takes to get through the day and keep your energy up long enough to do what needs to be done
You’re not personally killing the environment, you’re not being irresponsible or wasteful.
I can not tell you what a relief it was when I gave myself permission to do these things. When I’m at a low point, washing the dishes seems impossible. It builds up and exhausts me and makes me miserable. Having a stock of plastic plates and cups and silverware with a plastic bag next to my bed means that I can microwave food, eat it, and throw everything away. And when I’m feeling better, I take the garbage outside and I don’t have to climb uphill just to get on an even keel again.
I know not everyone can afford this kind of thing, but if you can: you are allowed.
Child Hood Memories you have to reblog if when you saw this you heard the man say it in your head
This was the most fucking annoying commercial
COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]
Report: 95% Of Grandfathers Got Job By Walking Right Up And Just Asking
Fun story my history teacher told us: his grandfather during the industrial revolution walked past a flyer which said “looking for smart strong boys” so he went into the factory, said “i’m strong and smart”, and he had that job from age 13 to 78
and this is why they expect the younger generation to simply “get a job” ahh it’s so much clearer now
#basically everyone aged Baby Boomer and up #still can’t wrap their heads around the fact that there’s no such thing as ‘just walking in’ anymore #like the majority of jobs you’d actually want require online applications and you’re lucky to get a rejection email (via halffizzbin)
Here’s another fun story: My boss decided to slap my work phone number on all the ads we post looking for newspaper carriers. So I receive a bunch of calls from people looking for jobs. Working only part time, I’m not usually there when they call, so they have to leave a message and I take their info to pass on to my boss. Sometimes it can be weeks before my boss calls any of these applicants back, if at all. How the callers respond to not getting a callback varies. Most don’t do anything, but some call again. If the person sounds young, they may leave another message clarifying their qualifications and reaffirming their interest. If the person is old, and I can always hear it in their voice, they respond by getting mad, threatening to cancel their newspaper subscription, and occasionally swearing. The older generation is used to getting a callback, and an immediate one, so they throw a tantrum when they don’t get what they want.
And everyone calls Millennials entitled.
Mind. Blown.
This is great info, but the way the headline is phrased made it sound like they got the job of being a grandfather by walking right up and just asking
Older generations also started out in the shittiest of shit positions, but quickly moved up if they proved themselves and worked HARD.
So when a boomer or older sees a “whiny millennial crying about how they want $15/hour for flipping burgers” it’s because they think it’s still that easy to get recognized for doing a great job, so it must be the millennial’s fault for not trying hard enough to get noticed and move up the ladder.
Older generations don’t realize employers now don’t give a shit about the people working for them, don’t recognize when someone is a valued employee, don’t move them up in the company, and don’t increase pay based on work performance.
Employers now are too focused on keeping the hours per employee down so they don’t have to give them insurance and forcing them to work as hard as possible while also paying them next to nothing.
This is NOT how it used to be, and once a boomer or older really realizes this, they get super pissed at what has happened to the workplace these days. I’ve seen it happen with my parents and grandparents. My uncle didn’t realize it until he got a job at Walmart that lasted for two months because he couldn’t take it anymore and didn’t move up the ladder.
My grandfather was a really good businessman back in the day, and when I laid it all out for him, he was livid and said “that’s NOT how you get good employees. You get good employees by treating them like a human being, paying them what they’re worth, and pushing them to do better by following through on promises you’ve made to reward them for that good behavior and showing that you’re worthy of their respect and hard work by working hard yourself.”
The more the media and capitalism corrupts everyone, the more we take sides, the less we empathize with each other. It’s not as much a baby boomer problem as it is a corruption problem and lies being shoved down everyone’s throats, separating everyone to the point where they hate each other.
Is it any wonder we all turned out gay?
“WHO KNOCKS?!” “WHO DARES??!!”
Capitalism at its best. Some role models we should all consider. I am a fan of Hagen Daz, but after reading this, I need to get me some Cherry Garcia!
I just need to work for them tbh
And they openly support Black Lives Matter. They are GOLD ❤️
they also have an AMAZING dairy free almondmilk ice cream. changed my life
They’ve also gone in front of congress to testify that every shitty business’s claims that minimum wage hikes are bad are complete bullshit
Ben and Jerry have also been arrested for peaceful protest at least one time, so we know they’re the coolest
Support Ben and Jerry’s!
Because of Ben, their ice cream is also specifically made to be appealing to people with anosmia. Due to having no sense of smell, things taste different. (In his case, he barely tastes anything ever. I miss out on a whooole lot of flavors but can still taste a decent amount.)
Sometimes many ice cream flavors are just incredibly bland for us (Especially vanilla, which we almost certainly can’t taste at all, ever.) So Ben is the reason for all the wacky flavors, since texture is a huge component for our enjoyment of food.
This post honestly keeps getting better
my family has called this playing under cover monster :3
hey how did u get my bag
Oh my god? Google reviews now includes "LGBTQ friendly" as a feature for businesses??? Just saw it for a local coffee shop alongside features like "casual," "great for college students," "highly rated."
This could be super handy for visibly queer people, if accurate.
Here's what it looks like
Also a section for accessibility - not sure if this is new or I just never noticed, but I figure other people might not have noticed as well.
i hate when people are like UHM FRUIT ISNT ACTUALLY GOOD FOR YOU IT HAS A LOT OF SUGAR like shut the fuck up go eat your nutritionally complete meal powder you bought off a fucking kickstarter project okay let me enjoy a clementine
God SAME.
It even goes beyond that, like if I ever eat a raw vegetable for my own health I always get shit like “yeah but the dressing is super bad for you so you canceled it out by eating ranch with it” or “carrots have tons of carbs they’re basically sugar”
And I’m just like for real? I can’t have a baby carrot with ranch? I can’t have some fucking grapes? If the only truly “”“pure”“” food I can eat is raw celery and a daily multivitamin I’d quite honestly and truly rather just be dead.
Just because something has a lot of calories or sugar doesn’t mean it’s bad for you. Veggies and fruits have a ton of vitamins and minerals and fiber and you NEED calories for like…your body to work. So who cares if you smother them in ranch. Just don’t dip a clementine in ranch
I’m gonna dip a clementine in ranch.
Why do you hate Jesus
Jesus is my homeboy but God has a lot to answer for and my rebellion will continue until he does so.
Nothing about this post prepared me for that raw ass last line.
Using a series of sensors, Dua’s bot detects when a person is about to run into something and beeps to them. The project took her a total of four days to build. Her prize is every Marvel fan’s dream.
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!!!!! Get this out there. Make sure she’s not shut down because existing industries are greedy.
you know those stories where the swan takes off it’s feathered cloak and turns into a sexy lady that some creepy farm dude marries? that but instead of a swan it’s the goose from untitled goose game and instead of being a sexy spouse it’s just doing the same things it always does it just has hands to more effectively grab things and longer legs to run with and instead of trying to keep the feathered cloak from it everyone is desperately trying to get it to put it back on
I may have been inspired
very important that Goose is now running around 100% butt ass naked the whole time
