welcome

i promise to do my best at finding shitposts for you guys. also i took the pic of the cows myself,, it’s important to me u know that,, i call them “mystical cows of happiness”

[bittersweetsadboi]

WARNING!!!!

People, please be careful. There are also people tracking children and people and putting bids on them based on their profile pictures on whatsapp, tracking and kidnapping them. Especially young children, so please be cautious, especially parents who have their children as their profile pictures.

Please pass this on to everyone so that they are aware of the danger. I don’t how it is all around the world but I know it can’t just be here so please please spread the word. Thank you.

[gallileawinds]

oh my god

[tollhousecookiedough-deactivate]

I HAVE BEEN GETTING THIS TEXT REGULARLY FOR WEEKS

HOLY SHIT THANK GOD I DIDN’T

[imagine-that-one-thing]

I’ve gotten a few of these. Never ever click a link from an unknown number!!!

[thefartshart]

oh yeahhhh, I saw that on snapchat. it’s been freakin’ EVERYWHERE lately. i haven’t been getting the text, luckily, but im still extremely cautious about it. shit’s scary.

not just girls, but boys and other genders have to be careful as well. this could happen to anyone. please be safe, my friends <3

[finninsanelycoolish-deactivated]

FOR ALL THE YOUNGER PEOPLE THAT FOLLOW. YOU GUYS ARE SMART. YOU KNOW THIS. BUT JUST IN CASE THERE ARE SOME WHO MIGHT NOT. THAT DOESN’T MAKE YOU NOT SMART, PERHAPS JUST LESS INFORMED. 

DO NOT CLICK LINKS IN TEXTS EVER. GO TO ACTUAL WEBSITES FOR ONES YOU RECOGNIZE AND TYPE IN THE URL. OR A BOOKMARK IF YOU HAVE ONE. DON’T CLICK LINKS IN TEXTS AND SOCIAL MEDIA MESSAGES/DMS AND EMAILS. EVEN IF YOU KNOW THE PERSON. TAKE EXTREME CAUTION. 

IF YOU’RE GUTS SAYS EH WOULDN’T DO THAT BUDDY. LISTEN. 

ALSO SIGNAL BOOST THE HELL OUT OF THIS

[67-chevy-baby]

I DON’T CARE WHAT YOUR BLOG THEME IS!! REPOST THIS TO SAVE A LIFE!!

[kpop---scenarios]

The amount of women who have been followed in my city and attempted/successful abductions are insane.

Please everyone stay and aware

[btsinned]

Posting this because, although it may be something you’ll never see, it’s never bad to be more knowledgeable and stay protected. Please protect yourself guys:

[sp00ks-odyssey-deactivated20250]

let’s reblog this this is scary

[squimd-cooki]

bro- never not reblog this

[develation]

REBLOG PEOPLE!!!

[cloudplay19-deactivated20250123]

I haven’t gotten this exact text but I have been getting texts similar to this kind from unknown numbers and I never tap on them because I want myself and others to be safe. Please do the same thing stay safe and protect yourselves

[deadpoetwilde]

me trying to subtly tell people i'm gay: i love sappho and emily dickinson's poetry, my favorite book is the picture of dorian gray, i recently started reading maurice and i love it, have you heard of allen ginsberg? sure, i love virginia woolf--

[studio-thomas-walsh]

A little mushroom finds a puddle

[cuterontheinternet]

adorable 🥺

[stanleykubricky-deactivated2026]

my brain is fired 

[stanleykubricky-deactivated2026]

i mean fried

[stanleykubricky-deactivated2026]

yknow what my brain is fired too. collect your things, i’ve had it with ur shit

[existenceisanillusion]

[broadwaybooksandbagels-deactiva]

Actually Potatoes were originally grown in Peru

[neogale]

As a kid who lives in Peru I can confirm that potatoes are from here and that we have over 1200 varieties of potatoes

[captainlordauditor]

only corn

[teaboot]

Natives had corn before us. U gonna be a white supremacist u gonna eat white food. Sheep guts and boiled bread my dudes

[harperhug]

Haggis is from Scotland. If we’re being fair with no immigrant food whatsoever, they can’t eat that either.

[vanshira]

We’re getting down to “if you hate immigrants you can’t eat” and I’m 100% okay with that

[xmagnet-o]

Even the white immigrants are stanning this post. Keep the solidarity going.

[redhoneysugarorange]

Tomatos?

[grumpysunlight]

Sorry can’t eat that either! They’re from Central America!

[redhoneysugarorange]

I’m all for that nothing diet

[injuries-in-dust]

Chicken?

[deactivated-blog]

The first chickens were from India and eastern Asia. It’s nothing or nothing with a side of not a damn thing :)

[murderleek]

If you hate immigrants,

Starve

[cuterontheinternet]

i have 323 followers but i only get like three replies every time i do something :( gimme username ideas to make me happy pwease

[cuterontheinternet]

someone give me username ideas for instagram i’m tired of seeing my name

[dqnquality]

[lt-amazil]

Dat perspective tho

[pigknightwarrior]

Honestly this shit is impressive

[nudityandnerdery]

[christinaroseandrews]

This guy knows what he’s talking about. He’s one of the lead writers for Leverage and if you ever watch the series on DVD, do yourself a favor and listen to him talk about how the scripts got written. Some of the advice he has is stuff I use all the time: 1. Don’t introduce an important plot person or thing after the first half of the story. 2. Always tie up loose ends. 3. Introduce important things in the middle of unimportant things. 4. If you have to infodump, find an emotion to tie it to and it will seem less like infodump and more like a motive rant. Seriously this guy knows how to write.

[puertoricansuperman-deactivated]

[image description: a tweet from John Rogers (@jonrog1). “Writing tip of the day: it is perfectly acceptable, when working on a scene that vexes you, to write “DUMBEST VERSION” along the top of the page and start from there. As I, a human who has been writing professionally for 25 years, just did. Give yourself permission to suck.” The tweet contains a picture of lined paper with “Dumbest version” handwritten and underlined at the top. end id.]

[cuterontheinternet]

i’m always paranoid that someone’s reading what i’m writing over my shoulder,,, let me try this then

[whitegirlsaintshit]

[trashboat]

why is he sitting like a 14th century monarch

[slab-o-meat]

he is one

[testosteronefag]

tell me why i found this ad in my local newspaper with this man on it

its been over a year and i still dont understand

[testosteronefag]

it has been over two years and i still dont understand meat clown. i have been contacted and notified that this ad has appeared in other parts of the pacific northwest. i dont know who he is but he haunts me

[carnival-phantasm]

Can’t believe this legendary post managed to get better

[headboardlights-deactivated2021]

So, you wanna wear your cool pants with your cool shoes.

Your pants have a super cool print and you wanna wear em with some bitchin boots, but the problem is, even though they fit fine, they do this with the boots:

So you’re like, okay, cool, I’ll just cuff them, but then you realize you can’t because they look like this on the inside:

So now you’re like aw man what do I do?? I want the cuff to match the pants but they won’t :(

Step 1! Fold the hem up about to here, make sure the fold is crisp and clean all the way around:

Step 2! Fold the white part up again so it’s the same width as the original hem, keeping it crispy:

Step 4! Fold that original hem down and over, and you guessed it, crispy again:

You have now created a cuff that matches the rest of your pants! Now go, wear your stompy boots with funky pants and be gay

[cuterontheinternet]

this is important

[freak-phone]

funky couple … .psd file on patreon!

[cuterontheinternet]

these are so fuckin good

[gulliblegoldfish]

Shepard is just- really something 

[cuterontheinternet]

perhaps i love him

[gen-z-culture-is]

gen z culture is being sorted into Hufflepuff because you just want to cuddle and chill.

[cuterontheinternet]

i feel called out. ironic tho cuz i don’t have anyone to cuddle with, nobody just doggo

[tangledup-inyou13]

Moments I adored from Leah on the Offbeat

PROMPOSAL PLANNING

EMBARRASSING SIMON STORIES

Leah explaining the love between Bram and Simon - how Bram pronounces his name with every syllable

Jean shorts

Love, actually fanfic

“Unobstructed view of his boyfriend’s ass”

“I want to live in a world where good people rule at everything and shitty people suck at everything”

Awkward cinnamon roll Nick

Leah quietly pining over Abby

Soft post party kiss

Garrett suggesting a three some

Never…in front of Garrett

Looming graduation

Oblivious Simon over Christmas lights

THE FAN FICTION BASED PROMPOSAL

Prom dress shopping because same

Sleeping pic

50 shades autocorrect

Leah’s first kiss

Simon freaking out over falling in love with Philly school (I’m crying)

Restaurant search

“I’ll be your massage chair”

American Girl Bistro

Bringing back Blue and Jacques emails

Simon and Bram holding hands at prom

Simon and Bram dancing

Garrett being nervous

Choreographed dance number

Abby and Leah holding hands

Tumblr ask

Simon and Bram dancing

Leah running back to Abby

Simon and Bram catching Abby and Leah and then proceeded to fangirl over them

“I’m shook”

[cuterontheinternet]

My hair type is too lose when it goes around twice but it’s too tight when it goes around three times

[cuterontheinternet]

i can’t believe i used a dan meme before i knew about him. this is fate

[simonssnow]

We’re all here panicking about rainbow killing baz, but what if she kills Simon instead?

[y4nfae]

hey how about you shut the fuck up before i cry!

[watfordwallflower]

WHAT SHE SAIDD

[cuterontheinternet]

How about no one fucking dies

[cuterontheinternet]

nobody fucking died :,)