cyanideScientist

More on this... eventually. Probably.

[wtfshiroko]

[little-modi-deactivated20190726]

DO YOU LOVE THE COLOR OF BLOOD? 

[servals-dank-meme-machine]

[bunjywunjy]

don’t fail your perception check

[buzzfeeduk]

[jerryterry]

[mgs3pe]

[the-rice-cat-deactivated2021070]

oh god this is too much of a mood

[oujioujiouji-deactivated2020021]

Japan has a bara maid cafe and im typing this from the airport

[greencarnations]

IF YOU ORDER A CAN OF BEER, THE WAITER WILL POUR IT FOR YOU AND THEN CRUSH THE CAN

FOR $27 YOU CAN ORDER THE “WALL OF MEAT,” WHERE THEY STAND AROUND YOU AND RUN AROUND IN A CIRCLE WHILE FLEXING THEIR MUSCLES

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

[misseddetail-deactivated2018120]

gettin real sick of having to reblog from the source because you people can’t keep a fucking lid on your politics long enough to appreciate a freaking bara maid cafe.

[agent-of-empathy-deactivated202]

what the fuck was in the reblogs

[rocker-socks]

@surprisebitch

[surprisebitch]

a place to put in my bucket list

[just-shower-thoughts]

Taking the first step isn’t the hardest part of reaching your dreams. Continuing to take steps long after it stops being fun and exciting is.

[queerfarmgremlin]

i love how in FL cannibalism is for the most part only hinted at like ‘ohhh they have such ‘’’’’terrible table manners’’’’’’’’ if you know what i mean’ and the player character has to put in a good bit of effort to even interact with cannibals, much less eat human flesh. 

and then in sunless sea its like ‘whoops im out of supplies better eat my crew haha’ 

[arkhamarchitecture]

listen i don’t know anything about Fallen London but you abbreviating it to FL made me think this was something happening in Florida and as someone who lives in Florida, i was prepared to believe it

[xsicklypupx]

As someone who lives in Florida, I can confirm this is usually how it’s handled when there’s a cannibal nearby.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

So is tiktok like dark vine. Like vine died and we buried it in a cursed cemetery and it came back but something’s not quite right

[boycottromance-deactivated20181]

So i just came out to my dad abt being nb, and he said something really wise about names, i think.

He said “Gifts are not obligations. You give things to people, and you hope they like them. And your name was a gift from us to you. If it doesn’t work for you anymore, you’re not obligated to keep it.”

and i just thought maybe other people could use hearing something like that.

[veryfunnymemes]

[anxietyproblem]

This still image was created by a Japanese neurology professor Yamamoto, and he told the instructions below: If its not moving, or just moving a little, you are healthy and has slept well. If its moving slowly, you are a bit stressed or tired If its moving continuously, you are over-stressed

[silenthilllz]

welp, im a bit stressed and tired then

[peepersheempy]

O shit o fuck-

[justraj]

time go sleep

[takumi-is-my-minecraft-bf]

Guess i should take a nap soon

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so there’s a whole wikipedia discussion on why teratophilia doesn’t merit its own article b/c it’s such an obscure fetish.

and clearly i spend too much time on this site b/c i fell off the bed laughing. teratophilia is the desire to fuck a monster, monster fuckers are too ‘rare’ to get their own article

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[atticescapee-abandoned]

Fanfic written by 14-year-olds is so wild because they all think “smirk” is just a fancy word for smile so every serious romantic scene comes out looking like

[oppa-homeless-style]

G*d is homophobic for not giving dogs beam type attacks

[constanzeofficial]

they piss don’t they

[oppa-homeless-style]

please unfollow me im fucking begging you

[hogwartshousesincorrectquotes]

awa ewe iwi owo uwu

[retired-death-eater]

*Looks at you with concern* …..

I am not going to ask questions.

[hogwartshousesincorrectquotes]

iwi awam reweiwinvewentiwing thewe ewengliwish lawanguwuawage

[retired-death-eater]

I am disappointed of myself from being able to read it perfectly. 

[hogwartshousesincorrectquotes]

dowo yowouwu meweawan: iwi awam prowouwud owof mysewelf frowom beweing awablewe towo rewead iwit pewerfewectly

[hoardingghoul]

¿Why am I effortlessly able to read this? I’m concerned.

[hogwartshousesincorrectquotes]

bewecawauwusewe yowouwu, awamowongst sowomewe owothewer huwumawans thawat hawavewe reweblowoggewed thiwis powost, rewegowonisewe thewe Truewe Ewengliwish thawat wewe wewerewe mawadewe towo leweawarn

[bayeis]

Fiwnwallwwy sowmeowwne owo spweawks lwikwe mwe

[hogwartshousesincorrectquotes]

hewewwowo

[mushrooms-iscat-deactivated2019]

howoly fuwuck

[hogwartshousesincorrectquotes]

iwi liwikewe yowouwu

[lazuli43]

These posts matched each other so perfectly I thought they were the same post at first

[intothecostumeroom]

If you need Plan B, here’s a printable $10 off coupon. 

[thephotogfeminist-deactivated20]

It doesn’t expire either! It’s a continual offer

[oxytocindolorosa]

Always reblog the plan-b coupon. If you don’t want a baby, stop it before it happens.

[whitepeopletwitter]

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