cyberfencer

neco-arc obsessed teenager

[cyberfencer]

[huffylemon]

why yes I have seen tinks

[pyreflydust]

You... brought her home, right? Called her owners? Did something to get her generally in the direction of the people who certainly must miss their daughter dearly?

[st4lker]

no they just took a picture for tumblr and then threw the cat down a sewer drain

[teamrocketing]

white dutch culture™

being incredibly judgmental about every single thing

rudeness as humor. just plain rudeness. no actual jokes

saying “act normal” when anyone is acting even slightly different

defending racism as a sacred tradition

wearing your dirty shoes inside the house

eating cheese 24/7. an endless barrage of cheese

unseasoned, dull, undercooked food

those fucking plastic chair circle parties

“i tolerate it, but i don’t have to see it!” about anyone LGBTQ+

[radiofreederry]

* defending to the death your right to get TBI while riding a bike

[cyberfencer]

there should be a genre of porn called nerotica where its just a loving relationship

[eebie]

[eebie]

[eebie]

[portmanteaublerone]

[afdg10]

[eebie]

[eebie]

[coolgirlvic]

[portmanteaublerone]

[gumi-megpoidd]

@guiltiest-gear

[silver-tongues-blog]

We should be fine as long as we do not reblog bread.

[xikar]

Question.

I’ve rebogged bread.

[doublereversequadrupleagent-blo]

What?

[arthurkingsmen-archive-deactiva]

I have done nothing but reblog bread for the past three days.

[blurry-yeensman]

Where, where have you been sending it?!

[infamouslydorky]

[impiusangelus]

I love how there are more reblogs than likes

[silver-tongues-blog]

This post. This fucking post. I cannot believe after nearly 7 years its still going around. Let alone ON MY OWN DASH! A kid born on the day i posted this would be entering 2nd grade right now.

[uninventedtypeof-autism-creature]

op your kid (post) is in 5th grade now

[homiu-l]

my copiums now

[incorrectabnormalityquotes]

Four hundred roses: HNNNNGH im a thirsty little rose, you have to water me,You have use you're blood

Dante: im not doing that

Don quixote: And thou just alloweth that flower to fucking perish ?!

[hikamkam]

Roland took his normal pills....

[duncebento]

men with long hair are just sexual objects to me and for that im sorry

[cyberfencer]

[ribs02]

i found this really dumb shirt on pinterest

[spdcooler]

Drew this for my friend

[assfuckmcgriddle]

[elixir]

Hotel Panorama, Slovakia, 1970

[cyberfencer]

moshag domga refeenc???

[mspaintjunk]

TWINK!11

[dukeerisias]

Every time I go to my awfully put-together phone to try and order a megurger or someshit (there is no proper catering here,) just to try and unwind from the constant AGONISING cycle of entering and returning the depths against my very will, I get that little aching temptation to call the damned Regent to tell his scheming ass off.

Without fail, he has absolutely never picked up. The man is utterly obsessed with me and will not pick up.

I've resorted to mashing at my phone keyboard with my aching HUNGRY HANDS (WHERE IS MY GODDAMN MEGURGER) on an app for GOD-KNOWS-WHAT

WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO

HO0LKI95TNRBEHFBGHJYO0-P Sorry that was my skull

[gxldslvgs-deactivated20130516]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

why are people even questioning obesity in america

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

why is your tea liquidised?

[american-auror-story]

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

[asmallvillageincanada]

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

[abbysrwk-deactivated20140508]

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

[randomthingieshere]

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

[prouwu-deactivated20190721]

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years

[cloudyobsession]

England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[starkinglyhandsome-deactivated2]

[skeletons ooh-ing]

[saveoursestras]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

[myfriendscallmemaury]

#INTO THE HARBOR

[theanimangagirl]

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

Englad doesn’t own anything

[dad-monster-deactivated20171222]

except that time we owned most of the world

[dangerbooze]

[that-artgirl-deactivated2019081]

If I stop reblogging this, I’ve gone to the other side.

[navybluenestea-deactivated20191]

I have only seen this legendary post in screenshots, so today is a blessed day.

[phlying-squirrel]

HAH

BOSTON TEA PARTY PART 2

[vampire-spit]

HOLY HELL I FOUND IT

[lilzodiac]

And this is why I love Tumblr

[dmzenog]

Drinking cold tea is like drinking cold hot chocolate. Sure, you *can* do it, but you *really shouldn’t*

[brownirisandcurls-deactivated20]

Behold concerned Brit. Chocolate Milk

[sebsticles]

I only see this on pinterest omg….

[alwaystiredheaux]

OMFG

@riverwriter

[joonscupid]

BEHOLD THE GREATEST TUMBLR POST

[siriusly-fuck-off]

“world war tea” is the best play on words i’ve heard in weeks

[inifitywar]

this post is a wild ride from start to finish

[itsliterallythis]

I haven’t seen this since chocolate milk was added. Is that really just an American thing? You’re missing out guys!

[nabyss]

😂😂😂

[dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou]

Cold tea

Cold hot chocolate aka chocolate milk

Cold coffee

I mean, do yall even know about cold water or is that an American thing too???

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

YOU GUYS DRINK COFFEE COLD AS WELL???

[benjamminandthemarmalades]

Does the rest of the world not use ice cubes? Do y'all not have freezers? What is going on?

[dazzling-rubabe]

Just thought I’d put my 2 cents in this post, it’s iced tea and not sweet tea. Idk what Americans r smoking 💀

[ithoughtthiswastwitterbutfr]

I’m relatively new to Tumblr but it seems like sort of a big deal that I found this post so I’m gonna reblog

[transtimwrightwithstyle]

Imagine not liking iced tea- actually im gonna go drink some now

[cumbercookiebatchs]

I don’t even know what to say…

[grangerstarkid-deactivated20210]

i drink iced tea every day >:)

[ashdeactivated]

Iced tea is brilliant but hot tea is nice too

[gaymoods]

@dazzling-rubabe

Behold concerned Brit

[world-hostage-situations]

World War Tea Situation

[gay-fae]

This post is a relic

[im-a-sokka-for-you-ooh]

Me seeing this for the 14th time in my 5 years on tumblr and seeing more notes and comments but still reblogging it since it’s literally a World Heritage Post

[heritage-post]

date of origin: November 5th, 2013

[apieters]

The legend has crossed my dash.

[loganslowdown4]

I have never seen this post and I’m so glad I have now 😂😂