I am a beacon of sin

Ska/Queer/25. They/Them

[nyancrimew]

let my bro out for fucks sake

definitely weird to see someone ive known since like 2020 be sentenced to life in hospital prison, but i guess it's to be expected with the work i do

[nyancrimew]

this is about this story

18-Year Old GTA 6 Hacker Sentenced To Life In Hospital Prison

He attacked Rockstar Games, Nvidia, and more as part of Lapsus$

and we haven't talked since my indictment for obvious safety/distancing reasons

[nyancrimew]

ok so this is obviously a fucked up sentencing, but i do feel like i need to clarify this is not just about the GTA hack, by the time he hacked rockstar he had violated bail about 3 times (he hacked rockstar from an amazon firetv stick while on bail and banned from using electronics, actually the coolest shit anyone has ever done), this sentencing is still extremely disproportionate but it's about like 5 different hacks really

also i wanna clarify that being a risk to corporations is absolutely not the same thing at all as being a risk to other people and that's a bullshit money hungry accusation, because at the end of the day that's all this is about.

[shinseifer]

"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[mamoru]

stop using hospitals as horror settings

[mamoru]

fun alternative: cruise ships. cruise ships exploit workers and can pollute as much as a million cars on a daily basis while dumping endless shit into the ocean and endangering all passengers on board because the on board air quality rivals some of the most polluted cities in the world while being a breeding ground for disease. cruise ships deserve to have negativity associated with them

[catparazzi]

also all crimes commited aboard a cruise ship is under the juristiction of whichever country they’re registered to once they’re a certain distance away from land so you have the added bonus of the crimes being very unlikely to be properly investigated (due to usually being physically so very far from the actual police whose juristiction they’re under)

[mamoru]

terrifying!

[xcekait]

On top of THAT cruise ships tend to have their own morgue, as people tend to die on ships all the time. Good for those spooky scenes.

[bananonbinary]

plus u can just like…leave a hospital. good luck escaping a killer or a monster or a curse or w/e in the middle of the fucking ocean

[sketchyfletch]

As an ex cruise ship employee, let me give you some stuff to work with!

Water tight doors! You get a special training video on interacting with these correctly because they will literally cut you in half if you try and go through them while they’re closing!

Freezer vaults for food in the sub decks - you can only get into these with the correct code and they have very thick walls. Good luck if you get shut in one of these just after the last round of checks bucko

There are cameras everywhere…except in the crew cabin corridors. Also there are no windows down there because unless you’re an officer, you live below the waterline. Day and night have no meaning because everything is in the same slightly unsettling yellow light.

Don’t piss off the guys who deal with the rubbish. They have machines down there that can crush metal barrels

As well as morgues, cruise ships usually have one basic operating theatre with all the attendant horrifying equipment in it

One cigarette thrown carelessly in the wrong place WILL start a fire that will gut half the ship.

When we’re pitching side to side, the anchor swings out and then back in, striking the metal outer shell with a noise that shakes half the ship

People disappear overboard more often than you’d really want to be a thing

A lot of cruise ships now have theatres on board (usually towards the front) with all the potential for dark corners, creepy costumes and electrical calamities you could want.

And as op says, you can’t really escape a ship in the middle of the ocean. Particularly during a storm, as then you can’t even evacuate to lifeboats unless the whole ship is going down. On the upside being on board during a storm means most guests hide in their cabins and the staff walk around like drunks, which would likely throw off a skilled murderer’s plans.

[shenaniginstigations]

Takes notes

You also have the bonus of a corporate overlord who doesn’t give a shit about anything but profits and can be reliably counted on to downplay any disaster in an attempt to avoid publicity.

[wvterways]

[abigailinc]

[adverseflyer909]

Starting a compilation

[wildhaunt]

people's exhibit a in the upcoming lawsuit against Elon for false endorsement

[pathologising]

where's me package...

[log6]

ahar. Twas cast overboard

[pathologising]

aye.....killing meself

[brucesterling]

[skopostheorie]

This meme is inescapable on French insta so I'm posting it here for all to enjoy

[catchymemes]

[luvrbunni-deactivated20250401]

[mod2amaryllis]

[plutoistrans]

cute couple t shirt idea

[shitpostinguniverse]

[tamamita]

Ireland is the only country in Europe

[drag-on-dra-goon]

[crabussy]

[rabdoidal]

aasimar character idea: they dont physically exhibit any angelic traits, but whenever they’re stationary (standing, sitting, lying down, etc) there is always something coincidentally behind them that looks like wings (light, paint, graffiti, fabric wrinkles, a bird, etc)

[bookshelfpassageway]

Darkness as a corrupting horror: oh cool

Blinding light as a corrupting horror: OOOOOOGGGGGHOODSHITOOHOOHOOHOOHEHEHE

[alopexplasma]

THE SUN THE SUN THESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUN

[quasi-normalcy]

I just want to see something that's so numinously beautiful that I'm unable to look away and it burns out my eyes and central nervous system and uses my body as a meat puppet.

[necrotranscjk]

An important tweet

[sighinastorm]

This is such a "common sense" way of putting it. Everybody memorize this for spitting it back out whenever needed.

[byjove]

American trans men prior to the mid 20th century were like. I’m going to get into shootouts with the sheriff. I’m going to date 5 women at once. I’m going to drive a stage coach at 60 mph. I will be a menace to society. And I will be so sexy and cool while doing it.