Cynical Dragoness

I'll draw a new profile pic someday

[gochistica]

that opm scene,,,

[crowwkui]

some sketchy izutsumis (liberties were taken with the refs)

[furiousfruitcakeee]

I really love gesture studies

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[arsnof]

1-800-ARE-YOU-GENTLY-SLAPPIN

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

they don't want you to know this but this is actually how the tides are made

[pukicho]

Unfortunately Q4 of the fiscal year was a disaster so my tumblr posts will be extremely low budget starting now.

[the-disemvoweler]

nfrtntly Q4 f th fscl yr ws dsstr s my tmblr psts wll b xtrmly lw bdgt strtng nw.

[pukicho]

What the fuck is your problem

[teaboot]

When I was a kid one of my moms would call her period "moon time" or "her monthlies" or shit like that and my other mom straight up stealthed it, but when I'm a dad I think I'm gonna go straight down the middle and call it Werewolf Week. Like sorry kids, dad can't roughouse right now, it's Werewolf Week

[enderlordisadumbusername]

"one of my moms"

*points finger*

child of lesbiabs

[teaboot]

I actually have six parents and three moms total but they're all straight as far as I'm aware

[ballsalsda-deactivated20260516]

Polyamorous parents or divorce?

[teaboot]

Turbo divorce

[nor-ahoy]

What the heck is a turbo divorce?

[teaboot]

It's when you end up with six parents

[daily-spooky]

[letsmakethenaughtylistt]

BOO!bies

[smutty-text]

@official-boob-posts (if there is an official-dad-jokes, someone tag them, too)

[official-boob-posts]

titties out of this world

[bearie]

[chucktaylorupset]

BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR

I MAKE A DIME

THATS WHY I MAKE MEADE

OUTTA THE COMPANY SLIME

BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR

I MAKE A DIME

THATS WHY I STEAL HONEY

TWO ATTA TIME

BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR

I MAKE A CENT

THATS WHY I TAKE HONEY PACKETS,

BOTTLE, AND FERMENT

BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR

I DONT MAKE JACK

EXCEPT FOR THE MEAD

#MEDIEVAL LIFE HACKS

[strange-aeons]

GET DOWN MR STRANGE THEY FOUND YOU

NO TWITTER STOP LOOKING THERE IS NOTHING TO SEE HERE

[strange-aeons]

Okay fine let’s unpack this

1. Calling me a tumblrina: feels wrong coming from a twitter user but at least it’s true

2. Calling me a millennial: fine. Pretty sure I’m elder gen z but the soup zone between 1995 and 2000 can go either way depending on who you ask

3. Calling me a mall goth. Intriguingly nonsensical. Mall goth is a subculture which has been dead for like 15 slutty slutty years. Of course there are kids in Tripp pants puppeting its corpse around on tiktok but I am very much not one of them. No elements of my style are mall goth I’m literally some guy in a black shirt.

[ejacutastic]

[sunflowershine03]

her storytelling skills are killing me

[brightlotusmoon]

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

chinese mantou (steamd bread) be like

[ceekari]

the oranges holy shit

[andhumanslovedstories]

We don’t talk enough about the two identical old women who just hang around Azula saying ominous shit in unison. What’s their deal. Is there a comic about them. Are they paid for their services

[andhumanslovedstories]

WHAT FUNCTION DO YOU SERVE IN THE GOVERNMENT

[foreskinnty]

They serve cunt and omens. What more do you need?

[lilboreddev-blog]

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

[thatblackwatchdouche-blog-blog]

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

[iceslushii]

this has almost 11 million notes what is this

[yiffmaster]

I’ve never seen this post once in 10 years on this site

[llsilvertail]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

I’ve never even heard of this before tho??? Wtf??????????

[computationalcalculator]

oh my god, I didn’t think there were any surviving versions of this post left

For those who weren’t around in the Deep Lore times, this is one of the relics of the editable post era. This post has THE SINGLE HIGHEST NOTES of ANY post on this site, bar none, but with more than a dozen variations. Every single post you’ve ever seen with more than 3 million notes has been a different version of this one.

This is the “Dean’s Gym Shorts” post. This is the Flubber post. This is the original “Reblog if you support gay people” post. it was ALL of them. before half the site got nuked, it had even more notes than it has now - at one point, well over 15 million, and that was years ago.

This, with no exaggeration, is the ONE TRUE heritage post

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[dankxsinatra]

[loekvugs]

I had this idea for a looping animation in which a single dot has a pretty long loop, but the animation as a whole is much shorter. Because of the repetition this animation is only 1 second long!

[teaboot]

THIS GIF IS ONE SECOND LONG

[sabertoothwalrus]

[sabertoothwalrus]

[beardedmrbean]

[rockshitty]

Gandalf throwing his staff at gollum is what really makes this

[captain-snark]

Thank you for commenting because I was going to scroll past this. 

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[seelcudoom]

the fact he can cross himself and invoke the lord and it only hurts but garlic will kill him outright implies garlic is more powerful then christ

[justlookatthosesausages]

In Italy it is