take care of yourself

cat // 25 // infp // she/her // communist

[nofaddano-deactivated20150903]

[mikeseagull]

OH MY GAMMIT ITS THE RAPTURE

[segamascott]

[sailorbrazil]

how i look like when he tells me to watch out for my teeth when im sucking on him but he forgot to buy me my pepsi while grocery shopping

[sailorbrazil]

the past grabs back

[godlessondheimite]

Stephen King character internal monologues: All that running and running and no one can get you in the end, Jackie-boy, can they? Except those goddamn coyotes will chase you up a tree and goawaygoawaygoaway tear your legs off. And the lady with the big tits won’t be able to save you because the coyotes got you and your leg is already spurting all that blood. Ayuh.

[recklessmoss]

𝙻𝙰𝙸𝙺𝙰 𝚃𝙾 𝙶𝚁𝙾𝚄𝙽𝙳 𝙲𝙾𝙽𝚃𝚁𝙾𝙻 — I miss you , Have I told you that yet?

[lordchainsaw-deactivated2022041]

[wizardmoon-deactivated20190222]

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR AGES

[t-800]

i'll buy the penis and popcorn

[lilliankillthisman]

is that good

[deirdreskye]

Cartoon smartphone with devil horns and an evil grin: Well, well, well, look who's tipsy. Better use one of my rideshare apps, drunkie. Those taxi driver unions aren't gonna bust themselves! Ha ha!!

Cartoon beer can with little angel wings and a halo appearing above my shoulder as I start my car: Hi! I'm Roadie, the Road Beer! Wanna play a fun game? It's called "drink me all up before you drive past the elementary school"!

Muffled voice coming from my glove box: Uh oh, looks like we're getting pulled over! You're gonna be real glad I decided to come along!

[riverc1an]

greencough will kill the patient, the patient will need catmint to live

[vympr]

*lotions you* *lotions you* *lotions you* *lotions you* *lotions you* *lotions you*

[anneemay]

[toastbutteregg]

mine would probs be: one direction, taylor swift, ed sheeran, the script and coldplay 

[niedopalek]

scariest food names 

3. blood sausage 

 2. ghost pepper 

1. deviled eggs

[emil]

*takes out my gougar counter and it starts going wild*

[the-owl-tree]

needletail’s demise, heavily inspired by junji ito’s uzumaki

[vintageadvertising]

70’s ad for Asbestos

[gunsandfireandshit]

[raccoonskoodilypoopdungeon]

[st-just]

I mean