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[evilwizard]

hey, my wraith saw you from across the dungeon and wanted to know if he was cool to touch you with his long-ass skeletal ice finger

[sayorithot]

hm yes the mysterious handy tool for unusual home adventures with a twist my favorite device

[gyarutau]

Haha yeah man thats- youre gonna call who?

[toriel-2]

you like me...for me..? (blushes) (cums all over the

huh

as you wish lord

[smalllfieldmouse]

i dont care if Monday's lit. Tuesday Wednesday touch my clit. Thursday i don't give a shit. it's Friday I'm in love

[vedurnan-archive]

Ever wonder why they call it nicotine? It’s cause in the old days, a pack of cigarettes only cost a nickel. BTW, you look like shit. Are you OK?

[mrsterlingeverything]

[segamascott]

[eebie]

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

[albva]

[albva]

um. i think that will make an even awkwarder silence

[threedollarsdotcom]

its monday remember to cough blood into your handkerchief and faint and hit your head on a sharp corner and have a beautiful solemn funeral

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

sorry for the nervous breakdown everyone im actuallt fine because i have to be

[writingraccoon]

Love the word "also". I have more things to say

[vamptits]

if I were a bee I'd fetishize the idea of a beekeeper clipping my tiny wings so I can't escape (remembers you're not supposed to say shit like that) I mean yesterday I ate two yogurts normally

[fairycosmos]

well isolated women in my phone at least its friday

[kosmogrl]

they should invent a january that doesn’t make you go through every emotion known to mankind every day

[eminemovulation]

[eminemovulation]

whata wrong with my url…

[wizardpostsdotorg]

when it’s really bad again and it’s still way better than it used to be but it’s still really bad. and you do all the right stuff and you try and try and it still really hurts but it’s working but it still hurts and you go see the beautiful majesty of nature and your soul is so close to being at peace but your mind is still in pain. and it’s better but it’s still bad. and the sun is setting.