Evolved Beyond Remorse

August | 26 | Any pronouns | Certified Vanilla Squidglet and local AA Battery | i don't know dick about shit my dude

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

you just teleported to the last game you played how is it going? {you're plot involved}

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I don't play games/results

Voting ended onAug 11

Soma 😔

[nineherbscharm]

is there anything funnier than somebody who has a tumblr account trying to seem like theyre above fandom

[bisexual-cyborg]

via @coniello

[raptorcivilization]

Reminder to all nonbinary people: You can summon SUE the T. rex for aid

[lady-ofmischief]

Everyone is fighting a tough battle so reblog to give previous a sword 🗡️

[feeshies]

quick ulysses doodles

[circusheart]

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

[blue0909]

Please stop being nonbinary too. God only created one gender. You must conform to that.

THERES ONLY ONE NOW?????

[tomb-mold]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

[not-your-average-url]

I miss when ads were a single click and then they’re gone. Now every ad has a minimum of three phases where you watch a video, exit the still frame of fake gameplay, and then exit the app download. That doesn’t even touch on the ones that forcibly take you to another app after opening a tab in safari without you ever touching the screen.

I hate advertising. I hate that you can’t do anything without companies jumping down your throat with mostly bullshit ads. I hate that billboards exist. I hate that every company unanimously decided to make their ads longer and longer. I hate that ad blockers try to charge you money and there are in app purchases to remove ads. I hate that my attention has become commodified. I hate that there’s nothing I can do about it.

[ivy-michaels]

Come to the library. We will laminate your penis for free.

[transparent-plastic-robotgirl]

I have to go to the library so that they can laminate my penis for free

[hungwy]

people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

[how-not-to-human]

The older this post gets the funnier it becomes

[duchesspeggy]

My cousin born in 2000 is a licensed psychologist.

[shepardoftheearth]

that’s how fucked up our world is now

[orcboxer]

excuse me

[thewitchoftheweast]

[avaricevinegar]

no pants im afraid

[lesvegas]

you can only reblog this if you're not racist

[mymidwestheart]

Well, that made me happy. 😌🎠❄️

[rainbowbarnacle]

[thevagueambition]

recently came across some plates and bowls that would be perfect for a children's hospital

[kittydesade]

ONE

SINGLE

JOKE

[digitaldiscipline]

[deimcs]

THE BATTLE OF DENERIM (dragon age: origins / 2009)

[pukicho]

Hello, we’re big computer company. We are truly grateful for your support! Our latest update will add a giant shit in the middle of your screen. You cannot remove it.