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fanfeifour

🍃🌻🍁❄️ 🐱🐱🐱

reddherring777

why I relate to fish: -in water (sometimes) -edible -expressionless face -inner world unknown -can't do taxes

thepicklebarrel

the philadelphia flyers as muppets:

jamie drysdale — kermit the frog

trevor zegras — miss piggy

travis konecny — fozzie bear

travis sanheim — rowlf the dog

denver barkey — bean bunny

garnet hathaway — rizzo the rat

owen tippett — gonzo

nikita grebenkin — animal

matvei michkov — walter

porter martone — robin

dan vladar — sam eagle

and finally, an honorable mention: jj and bouch — statler and waldorf

ashstfu

tiramisu am i right

lightfe11ow

Philadelphia’s number one hockey beat reporter rt’d this 💀

draconym

I think if you have food allergies or intolerances you should gain the ability to eat other things instead. Like sure maybe I can't eat alliums or brassicas, but I can eat tree bark and small pebbles.

draconym

Ate five pieces of broccoli last night and I am still Suffering. I should be able to eat dice.

draconym

Things I Should Be Able To Eat: A List

Tree bark. This should taste like beef jerky.

Pebbles. Flavor should be dependent on the kind of rock, but they should be crunchy like a gobstopper.

Dice should be sour and fruity like warheads candy.

Pennies. These would be really satisfying to chew on like gum. Same with tinfoil.

Insulation foam: you might think this would be like eating cotton candy but it would be more like challah.

String lights. I would crack them open like pistachios between my teeth and suck out the electricity. Spicy.

Holly berries. They just look nice.

denmark-street

irishironclad

3rd person is the most common perspective style…

ach-sss-no

I want to trap the can't-read-3rd-person poster in the same room as one of those people who hates 1st person so much they want to wipe it from the universe (usually through not being widely read and only encountering 1st person ever in a particularly annoying type of YA fiction). then we'd see who wins, and if they manage to overcome their differences and fall in love. i think i could make a whole anime out of that

misplacedlizard

The encounter between them should be narrated in second-person. To annoy both of them.

estel-and-agape

You think that’s a wonderful idea.

yeahokayillreblogthat

Yeah okay, I'll reblog that!

mortimermcmirestinks

you mean yeah okay you'll reblog that

schizm-deactivated

i dont bite people anymore. but i did as a child cos i thought i was a werepuppy. also i was still mormon so i would go into the school bathroom at 11:11 everyday (not a mormon thing i was just obsessed with witches n pretended i was one in 5th grade) and pray that god would turn me into a little dog so i could stop going to school. and i was always like "if you don't turn me into a little dog i will STOP BELIEVING IN YOU" and he didn't so i did.

schizm-deactivated

i think i even complained to my mom like "you said god will always answer my prayers but he hasn't turned me into a dog yet so??? bullshit" and she was like "oh honey 😊 god🌞 works in ✨mysterious✨ ways, and He🌞 knows whats best for you...turning you into a dog🐕 isnt the path🛣️ He🌞 has set for you🙏😚" and i was like. well that sucks i hate him

anyway im into petplay now

thefiresontheheight

gracespectra

Long live BAD TASTE !

collectyoursoul-deactivated2022

highkey just wanna be manhandled but by a woman

sleepy-bebby

artmanfanatic

cat gif

weavemama

DO NOT SUPPORT SALVATION ARMY

jackharknessday

I can back this up. It isn’t only their shelters.

I have a family friend who worked at our local Salvation Army headquarters as a a secretary. This particular office took all the Christmas donations for children in need, put them in a warehouse, and on a designated day the staff and their friends picked through them all, taking whatever they wanted. She saw people hauling away bikes donated for specific families. Some local children had hundreds of dollars of gifts donated in their name, and on Christmas they received three cheap things, items likely not even from the person who sponsored them.

My friend quit, and I’ve not given them a dime of my money since then.

Do not give to the Salvation Army.

gayfeatherfiend

Do Not. Give. To. Salvation. Army

rab-it-deactivated20231030

My turn.

I’m a wildfire and disaster logistics specialist.

I deal with a lot of agencies who provide disaster relief.

I used to say the Salvation Army’s disaster services were the one (literally the ONE) good thing they did.

They would come in, set up a canteen trailer, make and pass out hot coffee and donated food in a disaster, usually being one of the first agencies to get there and the last to leave.

Then I found out.

Every time they did this, regardless of if they were actually invited or deployed by the agency in charge (usually FEMA, sometimes others) they would SELF-DEPLOY. Meanjng they would just show up. Ok. That’s not TOO bad, sometimes agencies have to take initiative and get there before the red tape is sorted out. BUT. They, after they left at the end of the incident, they would send FEMA or the host agency a BILL. They used one or two paid employees (usually the driver of the truck and a supervisor); and many VOLUNTEERS, but they would bill for EVERYONE’s Labor at standard federal rates. They would bill for the food they distributed even though it was all donated by another agency or private parties. They would bill for the coffee they made and the supplies. Except they would use electricity from the shelter location, water from donations or from the shelter, and in many cases, they would get the coffee and industrial filters DONATED, but bill for them at retail prices.

Don’t FUCKING give to the Salvation Army.

knight-of-vengeance-deactivated

The Salvation Army is also ass to the workers. A good number of people join it, naively thinking that it’s doing good, and end up leaving cynical and beaten down. The management is hostile, if not outright abusive, and demand some ridiculous hours of it lower to mid-level staff. Don’t support these people.

fisharescary802

Unsettling update

oldearthaccretionist

Find better local charities and shelters and give to them instead!

moonybyte

Also just for even more horrific context on the original twitter thread?

Salvation Army reached out to Milknmuffins and asked what shelter she’s at with the promise to address the abuse in it. She…ended up saying where she was. She was thrown out onto the street. It’s also all on Twitter.

They invited her to a personal talk so she could explain the situation in person.

And then they threatened her with a screenshot of a rape-threat made supposedly by her:

And then threw her out into the street while claiming she broke house rules that

So yeah, the Salvation Army is a bunch of entitled assholes that will treat the most vulnerable like shit if they dare try to do anything that makes them look bad

supernovafirefly

The “Fuck Salvation Army” posts are making the rounds again, so conisder this your reminder: Do. Not. Give. These. Assholes. A. Single. Fucking. Penny.

Do not support them in any way, shape, or form.