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I recorded the infamous “Behold… I am Satan” scene for anyone who doesn’t want to go through the trouble of torrenting an early 90s ecchi anime.

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I recorded part 2 because it’s too funny not to share.

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2050 AD Neo Tokyo

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One driver already quit and NASCAR responded with basically “we had to google you because nobody knew who the fuck you were”

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Moriarty: at least hard of them.

Da Vinci: at least hard of them.

Gudako: at least hard of them.

Holmes: …

Moriarty: get his ass!

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Limmy: 100 villager killing machine in Minecraft

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Hay, Remember When...?

This has to be my favorite Malcom in the Middle scene of all time. Just her reaction!

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im translating russian memes for practice and i... theyre so fucking funny

me: *flips pillow over to the cold side and goes back to sleep*

nurse who's been watching me in a coma for the past 5 years:

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Alternative explanations for why your fantasy setting has powerful magic items just lying around where any random schmuck can pick them up:

Up until a couple hundred years ago, the world’s magical background radiation level was much lower than it is today. Most magic items were once minor lucky charms and simple household conveniences; being designed to function in what’s now considered a low-magic environment, their effects have not only increased considerably in power, but have also become warped in unexpected and frequently ironic ways.

It’s impossible to create a magic item on purpose. Random objects just become magical, and nobody really knows why. Living things are never affected, and the phenomenon seems to favour manufactured objects over natural ones, though it’s unknown whether this is a real trend, or a reflection of the fact that people rarely “use” natural objects in ways that are likely to trigger any powers they might possess.

Magic items are the larval form of monsters. They spend the first part of their life cycle sessile, feeding off of the heroic destinies of the adventurers who carry them. When those adventurers eventually TPK, it triggers the next stage of the items’ development; shortly thereafter, the items “hatch” into a new colony of monsters and spawn the next generation of magic items, continuing the cycle.

There exists a possible future where the forces of Order and Chaos fuck up so badly that the world is torn apart and smeared across its own past. The wreckage of that future are/have been/will be raining down over the entire span of history leading up to it. Being indestructible, magic items comprise the bulk of the debris, but sometimes creatures, buildings or chunks of terrain make it through, which is where dungeons come from.

The world’s supply of magic items is actually very limited, but is constantly being manipulated by the gods to place them in the paths of people who will make best use of them – where “best use” is defined roughly as “hey, you know what would be hilarious?”. The random magic item tables the GM rolls on aren’t a game-mechanical conceit, but a completely literal modelling of the gods’ decision-making process.

There are no such thing as magic items. Sometimes ordinary objects just do things when adventurers pick them up. Almost no-one knows this.

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The adventures live twenty years after the The Wanderings of Brian the Compulsive Enchanter, who couldn’t walk past an outhouse without trying to make the bog roll hurl a couple fireballs or emit psychic damage, much less a smithy.

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The magic in the items is created by nearby deaths: a part of life-energy (soul or whatever) imbues the object. That’s why there’s so many magic weapons. The closer the deceased person was to the item, the more powerful it becomes.

So… “I killed ten goblins with that knife” will produce a light, almost unnoticed enchantement. But “My father died bearing this axe to battle while defending our homeland against demons” will create a powerful weapon. And old tools (”these belonged to my grandma” or “my master spent his life working with this hammer”…) will always be prefered to freshly manufactured ones.

And since people tend to die (and kill) in all kinds of strange places (dungeons, forests, caves…) the items they had with them become enchanted.

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Objects can gain experience and level up, just like characters. And just like with characters, the quickest way to level up is by adventuring, so items used by adventurers will gain levels more quickly, and the items get perks based on the adventure they complete.

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the hectorverse

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All three of Seth Macfarlane’s shit shows are about to kill each other we are free

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honestly, as an LGBT activist and passionate feminist, I love family guy. Yes, it’s racist, sexist, and everything offensive. But that’s the point. It’s supposed to offend you, it’s all a big joke. Honestly, it’s a cartoon. You can’t take it seriously.