this user is a big gay pass it on
gay as fuck gay as fuck
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we're not kids anymore.
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@daezah
this user is a big gay pass it on
gay as fuck gay as fuck
dnd idea: an 8-ball but it has a d20 in it so you have to shake it and the d20 rises out of the murky liquid to decide your fate
Good news I found the exact opposite object
yall. every magic 8 ball already has always had a d20 inside.
It doesn’t have the numbers on it though so you can’t use it for dnd
thats quitter talk
ME: I try to jump over the gap DM: Roll for acrobatics 8 ball: Not likely DM: you take 97 damage and die
My reply is no
Don’t count on it
My sources say no
Very doubtful
Outlook not so good
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Ask again later
Reply hazy try again
Concentrate and ask again
Outlook good
Most likely
Signs point to yes
As I see it, yes
Yes
You may rely on it
Without a doubt
Yes, definitely
It is decidedly so
It is certain
There ya’ go, nerds
me: hi! how are you today :)
customer:
This isn’t even an exaggeration
This🙄🙄🙄
Bad: aliens that insist upon referring to human women as “feeeeemales”.
Good: aliens that insist upon dividing humans into binary categories, but the binary in question is based on something we’d regard as trivial and bizarre.
pro cilantro and anti cilantro
Just to screw with us they refer to have designated half the population as “edible” and the other half is “inedible.”
No intention of eating anyone, they just like how uncomfortable it makes everyone.
Even better: the aliens all agree on who is edible and who is inedible, but the humans have no idea what the criteria is
Even better: there is no criteria, the Aliens just keep a running list of whenever one member designated a human as edible or not. People are baffled because the selection appears random yet all the aliens are up to date, so there must be SOMETHJNG
I love this because it implies the aliens possess either (1) a universal hive mind or (2) an intergalactic group chat dedicated to fucking with humanity
“Hey guys Steve Johnson just laughed at my antennae he’s edible ok?”
“Yum yum Steve ribs”
The Emperor’s New Groove - 2000
↳ Ah, how shall I do it? Oh, I know. I’ll turn him into a flea, a harmless, little flea, and then I’ll put that flea in a box, and then I’ll put that box inside of another box, and then I’ll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives…I’ll smash it with a hammer! It’s brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say!
“Oh, surprise, surprise! Everyone SMOKED TOO MUCH WEED to play DND!”
— our sober DM
Otter teaches human how to pet him.
me asking for attention and affection
I just lost my entire shit
Creating a marble sculpture Joey Marcella Link to full vid in comments
WOW
What happens to all the unused marble chunks?
Snack
I know many of you out there are feeling a bit down. Have a crow to Wouldn’t it be Nice by the Beach Boys to lift your mood.
He stops and looks both ways?!?
You wanna know what makes this better?
Crows normally walk. This one seems to have both legs working, so he’s not hopping out of necessity, he’s doing it for fun. Corvids can sometimes be seen doing things like this for no evident reason other than enjoyment.
“But their music is so good!!”
Omfg
Yes offense I don’t give 2 bitches and a flying cooch
other people have pointed this out, but
‘member when an action-comedy fanservice anime from 1985 did a trans character better than the west can do now
‘member how it wasn’t even really that important because the writers knew people were tuning in for a fun space show
Where is this from? :D
Dirty Pair, I think
Ahhhh okay <3
I like this world where, apparently, more than one in ten people are trans.
revolutionary
i feel a primal anger similar to the catholic church when told the sun doesn’t revolve around the earth
HES LIVING IN 3018
getting bullied at art school is the worst bc not only are you getting picked on by people who post voltron discourse but every mean thing they say to you is verbatim lifted from a text post you’ve already seen and that has damaged my self respect in a way that nothing else ever could
knowing i am lower on the college food chain than 20 year olds who say “weird flex but okay” and “sure jan” in real life has done irreparable psychological damage
I can’t wrap my head around art school bullies
i said i hate anime and now they want me dead
Oh I thought they were just being mean you didn’t tell me you provoked them
my spotify algorithm: finally!! I know what music you like!
me: (listens to “Take Me Home, Country Roads” for an hour)
my spotify algorithm:
“imagine i had i bowl of skittles and three of them could kill you-”
the chocolate fountain bird was the funniest thing that will ever happen on tumblr. people spent so much time arguing over whether or not the gifs were real and we got that CLASSIC copypasta out of it but the ultimate punchline was that no one recognized the gifs for days because they were from adam sandler’s jack and jill (which had just come out) and no one fucking saw that movie