i'm no one from nowhere

she/her | 27 | i have hyperfixations and this blog shows 'em all

[klainelynch]

I am so glad that Black Sails was made before everyone forgot how to shoot a night scene

[toytulini]

underrated bit in black sails is when silver undermines the entire concept of torture and hes like oh noo it wouldnt work. no not because im tough. i would say literally anything at all to get you to stop.

[the-halfling-prince]

The Amazing Devil bathtub photoshoot you will always be famous to me

[diphowell]

i love seeing non phannies reblog dnp gifsets cause they always have hilarious commentary but this one is my new favorite

“did you guys just miss it?” is so funny

[diphowell]

#well. they have also asked us if we missed it#but i have been on high alert for it for ten years and i don't see how i could have!!!

ppl who aren't phannies and dan and phil themselves looking at us:

[diphowell]

@ everyone here u are correct

[diphowell]

pre-hard launch really was wild

[argillaforma]

the whole boston team knowing about montreal jane and they think that ilya rozanov who can pull any girl he wants must have found a real baddie the way he keeps coming back for more and then hard cut to shane hollander on a friday night drinking tea and reading the same hockey book for the fourth time who when ilya texts him asking what are you wearing? texts back my new organic cotton pj set and ilya texts back i'm so hard tell me more

[quelmdn]

Zooming in the most important part 🫡

[bisexualrozanov]

happy 6th anniversary to the huge captive prince news we never got

[fancysmudges]

modern au scribble

[sweetangelfart]

Anytime shane has to show up to airport for their roadies, he's fully dripping out in all his endorsements,(cause you better believe that Yuna went and found him brands that suit well for his texture preferences while still being high end products so they pay big bucks), one reason being his sponsorships demanding the same and two he doesn't need to spend time worrying about clothes cause he can just use whatever he gets from those brands, he knows that he's the human billboard hence he needs to be in performance mode. Voila, shane hollander pulling up to the airport in his Rolex, reebok shoes, sleek fancy looking long overcoat with a 'high threadcount' turtleneck and his Raybans looking very bit of the celebrity he is.

Ilya on the other hand, sticks to extremely well made custom tailored suits that hugs every crevice of his toned body in a way that has everyone within a 2 mile radius turn their heads and stare. He pairs them with silk shirts that are barely buttoned and oh so nonchalantly tucked into his formal pants. And my god the pants....they elongate his already long ass legs and his thighs look absolutely downright delectable. The cross hangs down his neck, the light catching it at times and it sits so beautifully against the warm tone of his skin. All the little moles that litter his abs have multiple twitter accounts dedicated to counting them.

When they start to show up together for Ottawa roadies, it's pure mayhem. Them stepping out of the Porche looking blindingly ethereal and face mogging everyone else makes headlines. The press are waiting at the airport to snap pictures of them, crowds are forming to get a glimpse of them. They trend on twitter for almost 2 days straight.

[ilyapasta]

Connor Storrie was born to do the Ilya Rozanov cathartic entryway cry while Shane drives away the morning after the gladiator costume sex evening. Jacob Tierney knew this. He knew that jerking it in the shower and the russian monologue was only the beginning.

[aemelia]

summer outfits ☀️ @shanesummerfest

[nyctoheart]

these tags are so funnyyyy

[bluemuffin-draws]

Saving stars spinning

[manhasetardis]

Queering the Map is a community generated counter-mapping platform for digitally archiving LGBTQ2IA+ experience in relation to physical space.

The platform provides an interface to collaboratively record the cartography of queer life—from park benches to the middle of the ocean—in order to preserve our histories and unfolding realities, which continue to be invalidated, contested, and erased. From collective action to stories of coming out, encounters with violence to moments of rapturous love, Queering the Map functions as a living archive of queer life.

Through mapping LGBTQ2IA+ experience in its intersectional permutations, the project works to generate affinities across difference and beyond borders — revealing the ways in which we are intimately connected.

[sword-wielding-sapphic]

Black Sails & text posts 14/?

[tinylilhollander]

The night before Shane might win his third Stanley cup, Ilya sends him the clip of his Stanley cup win.

Confused, Shane immediately calls him.

"Is this some new and unique way to psych me out before the final, Rozanov? I didn't know you had money on Detroit."

"No, I am sending for a good reason," Ilya laughs. "I know it sucks for us that when you win all your team will be kissing their girlfriends and Pike will be making out all gross with Jackie, and we will not be able to. So, I wanted to show you exactly where I first kissed the cup. It was on the top, right over where it says Ottawa 1905, left of where it says 'Challenge Cup'. I remember because I did this on purpose. We weren't anything then, but I was thinking of you. I couldn't help thinking of you. So if you kiss the same place, it will be a little like we are sharing a kiss. And only we will know about it."

And Shane feels the air clean knocked out of his lungs and the back of his throat get tight, as he barely gets out, "Baby, that's... Thank you. I don't know what to say. I love you so fucking much. I'll make sure you see our kiss, okay?"

"I will be watching. I love you, My Shane. Go show the world why Shane Fucking Hollander is the goat, okay?"

On the night Shane wins his third Stanley Cup, he kisses their spot on the cup, thinking only of Ilya, and longs for a day where he can pull him onto the ice like Scott did with Kip.

On the night Shane wins his fourth Stanley cup, he hoists the cup into the air with his captain, they both kiss the same spot on the trophy, and then in front of the world, on his home ice, Shane Hollander kisses his husband, and it feels like a promise fulfilled.

[leneybeany]

Relationship Reveal Hollanov Fics!

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Three Drink Shane by bluesylady

Lily Wants To Be A WAG by harmonyminhyung

Ilya Rozanov is Now Live by Itsallfine

Jane Is One Of The Girls by harmonyminhyung

Shane Hollander, Pro Level Cowboy by Itsallfine

Not since, always by Prgloon

Operation Get Roz a SAP by dntat for Lanabean

being mature and responsible by its_kindness_infinite

Breaking News by PlatitudinalTeen

Much better (as you like it) by No_good_deed

Cap has a girlfriend? by harmonyminhyung

Sneaking Suspicion by harmonyminhyung

Big, Boring Boxes by CinnamonProse

all eyes on me by gurlsrool

lover, come over by LArtemys

Say My Name by wolfsbanex

The Dowry (or How the Boston Raiders Made a Plan) by BigPlushShark

#getLilyout by viridescented

Fanning the Flames by cjr2

there is by anincompletelist (soldouthaz)

The Chaos Theorem (or: Shane Hollander needs a nap and a therapist. He got Ilya instead) by Goffi_3197

confess my love by FaiaSakura

Forgotten Language by manyfandomsmember

маскировка by ghosttotheparty

the support group by goldengalaxies

from the outside by goldengalaxies

Don't Text While High Folks by RANDC117

ways they didn't find out by goldengalaxies

hold you as the water rushes in by justhockey

Three Drink Shane by bluesylady

That Time Hayden Pike Ruined Everything by leanybeany

Eye of the Storm by Lily_wing

Doesn't sound like a Lily by M_mariiii

Jane Adapts Nonnaturally Expeditiously by shanessed

Enemy Lines by winter_ninja

ilya + the real housewives of montreal by v_velour

Unhinged love by Madfordinos

The Echo In My Veins by leanybeany