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Jupiter, 26, they/any | going insane | i look through random ass fandom tags a lot and you’re going to have to live with that | if you want me to tag certain things just ask | tagging dgs2 spoilers, reblog bait, and us politics

[jupiter-descending]

my first ever commission! i made these for my friend trav for their twitch subscriber badges! I had so much fun making these :3 go follow him if you recognize any of these bad boys and like livestreams!

[cowboyhatesithere]

Daily gratitude

I don’t have kids

I don’t spend money on nicotine

I don’t gamble my money away on sports

I’m not reliant on a chat bot for all my life functions

My books/CDs/DVDs collection is plentiful

[hellenhighwater]

A note, because not everyone knows this: if you're driving and another driver flashes their brights at you, this is a signal to be on alert and slow down. There may be debris in the road, a cop out of sight, or an animal crossing ahead of you. (Or, alternatively, your brights are on and they're getting blinded.) Whatever the reason, it's a signal that you need to focus and reduce speed. And possibly turn your own brights off.

This PSA has been brought to you by the four fawns and does that ran out in front of me at various points on my drive home.

Let's court death with mama!

[words-to-accomplish-something]

adding the tags for more relevant info

[troublepunk-ldn]

this is also true in the UK! a cyclist or motorcyclist will signal the same thing by tapping the top of their helmet.

[leonardslee]

Also if the vehicle in front of you puts their hazards on - they may be indicating to you that they can see something ahead you can’t, they may need to stop unexpectedly, or they may be about to do something else you won’t expect (for example, reverse park in the driveway on the other side of the road, so they need the other traffic to wait at a short distance while they complete the manoeuvre).

[scavengedluxury]

[scavengedluxury]

[canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit]

My sister had never seen the jellycat yeti before so I wanted to make sure I could spread his beautiful image to all who need his light

[e-cryptid-deactivated20180601]

It’s okay to not want to have sex ever. It’s okay to never even try it.

[thefisherqueen]

I was 23 before it even occurred to me that not starting with sex ever was an option. The feeling of relief was so great I actually cried. 

You don’t have to if you don’t want to. You can have a fine live without ever having sex, I promise you. 

[impostoradult]

Also, it’s okay to never date anyone ever. It’s okay to never even try it if you don’t want to. 

I wrote a master’s thesis on intentionally single people, and the number of them that said in various ways, “I didn’t know not dating people was even an option at first” was absolutely tragic. They honestly thought they had no choice and it never occurred to them that opting out was even a possibility available to them.  

People honestly believe these are life experience you are required to have AND THEY ARE NOT.

You can just not have sex. You can just not date people. You can completely by-pass one or both of those things. Neither of those things are required to be healthy, happy, normal, mature, fulfilled, or any of the other bullshit notions that get attached to these things. 

[fordtato]

Sex positivity is about bodily agency which includes the choice to NOT/NEVER have sex, so inclusion of asexual/celibate/sex repulsed people will always be a pillar of any real discussion of sex positivity and sexual freedom.

[devildaisies]

[egglit-the-determined]

[egberts]

[factbot]

[despazito]

the second radish is 29 feet away

[tranarchist]

[kompanie-mutter-deactivated2021]

this is legitimately the funniest post on this site

[dogpuppy]

[catnippackets]

creature spotlight: The Centaur

THE OFFICIAL REFERENCE:

fun fact about this thing is that it also first appeared to me in a dream!! in the original dream it looked a bit different, it was double ended and had huge furry hooves like a draft horse. this was the closest I could get to what it looked like:

I fixed it up a bit and changed it to be more deer-like because I enjoyed the idea of it walking like a spider. it's just a little creep. it also was the first draft of the story's antagonist (back in 2019) before I pivoted in another direction

this version of the story was really different lol. but this creature isn't evil so it felt wrong to have it be the Big Bad. to me it's this story's equivalent of the cheshire cat

originally I was toying with the idea of giving it a lot of assorted markings and patterns but simple is better so those aren't there anymore. its ruff also used to be very costumey looking as per its original appearance in my dream, but I changed it to make it a little more integrated into its body like a lion's mane. its mouth never opens (except for when it would be really dramatic) or even moves at all. it doesn't frown or look neutral or widen its grin. nobody knows how it actually speaks. or sees either

it also always refers to itself as "we". will we ever find out why? likely not

[iamaine]

if you're ever beating yourself up for 'missing the obvious hints' that someone is romantically interested in you, know this: i once met a guy who asked out a girl after she sent him nude pictures of herself in the bath and she said she wasn't interested. it is never obvious

[iamaine]

fascinating things happening here

[owa-tagoo-siam]

[kunosoura]

my number one woman behavior is saying i’m fine with any pronouns and silently ranking people in my regard based on what they do with that information

[deirdreskye]

This is George Costanza behavior

[windex-for-blood]

GEORGE, at a function: Pronouns? Oh, you know, anything. Anything fine. It’s the twenty-first century, right?

-Cut, establishing shot of Jerry’s apartment, bass riff.-

GEORGE: He/him, Jerry!

JERRY: No, they just him’d you?

GEORGE: HE. HIM! I gave them a BUFFET, and they went for plain white bread. Genders as far as the eye could see! Something with an X in it!

JERRY: The X ones are fun…

[theygender]

GEORGE: If they can’t appreciate a good xie or ey… Then that’s it. I’m swearing off pronouns for good. No more pronouns for George Costanza!

JERRY: No pronouns?

GEORGE: No pronouns.

JERRY: No-nouns?

GEORGE: No-nouns.

JERRY: Alright, well, if that’s what you want…

GEORGE: Oh, it is! I’m living the pronoun-free life, starting now. The buffet is CLOSED, Jerry. From here on out I am George and only George!

-George storms out of the apartment and into the hallway. Enter Elaine, baffled and unaware of the conversation that just took place.-

ELAINE: What’s his problem?

-Muffled screaming is heard from the hallway.-

[charlesoberonn]

And they said you couldn’t do Seinfeld in the modern day.

[catnippackets]

new The Backmaker update!

[jisuto]

[gostaks]

on Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport the first person on the moon went there by accident and promptly died. The next dozen or so people also went by accident, and also died. Number 14 figured out that people who go to the moon die and very cleverly brought a sword and six weeks of travel rations. This did not help.

No one on Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport ever figured out why people die in space because they don’t need airplanes and never found it particularly interesting to climb tall mountains. Astronomers use telescopes to take pictures of the ever-growing pile of corpses on the moon.

[btc-official-deactivated2024071]

“why don’t they teleport back” because they’re not on the planet where everyone can teleport anymore. try to keep up dumbass

[retroactivebakeries]

#this feels like a fable that would have some kind of moral but I’m not quite sure what#something about like hard work/effort/the need to be curious idk

the moral of the story is that a breathable atmosphere is important to one’s general well-being

[desk-drawerr]

He eat a nemon