lizzie

(18+)

[achillesinhighheels]

choosing to ignore my strangely symbolic dream

[bannertanks]

[ghosthierophant]

[vedurnan-archive]

[tahthetrickster]

me: i have a very specific tumblr accent meme im thinking of that surely i should be able to pull up by searching the text in the meme

the most dogshit useless decimated search engine in the entire world:

[tahthetrickster]

i did find it btw but having a COMPUTER address me like it’s a person sent me into such an incandescent rage i nearly pitched my phone clear across the room

[jphcrk-deactivated20251128]

[trashcangimmick]

[pjackk]

My hoes care about me.

[pjackk]

Thiss web site need to have a conversation about a new topic: Respect

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

[caniborrowurlighter]

[segamascott]

[orpheuslament]

i dont trust anyone whos hostile towards city pigeons one bit & im being very serious about it

[mavigation]

this person has so many all timers it’s insane

[mynowherenothing]

one of my favourite tweets ever

[boymounter]

before someone else goes to get groceries: I Have no earthly desires 😌

when tbey come back with groceries: ummm did you not get me the Jumbo 18 Pack Novelty Choc Chip Cookies (With Real Sea Salt) - Limited Run & KNUCKLES

[felipeiv]

[sea--burn]

I just outsmoked a wild boar and it dropped two gold and 12 exp as it greened out

[circumgutter]

[liarsblade]

*really tired sounding in a way that implies I'm not saying this out of anything more than sheer habit* you all know I'm gonna snap someday right