[pronouncingitwang]

at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

[yokowan]

at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.

[le-jardin-inculte]

at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly

[shithowdy]

at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.

[whitachi]

at some point in your life you will be adding a small pasta to a soup and you will think "that is not enough small pasta." this is the devil talking. the pasta will absorb the stock and expand. this is how you end up with a soup that is a solid mass of soggy ditalini.

[araceil]

At some point in your life you will be adding garlic to a dish and you will think "that is not enough garlic." These are angels speaking. They are correct. Add more garlic.

[fittingoutjane]

At some point in your life, you will mix a batch of cookie dough, look at it and say, "That's not enough cookie dough."

That voice might or might not be the Devil, but it WILL lead to you running out of every sort of flat surface, cooling rack and container that could possibly store cookies.

[hoemoe92]

[mina-logan]

I had to make him into TLG Shane

[sabertoothwalrus]

buff middle aged women in white tank tops

[sabertoothwalrus]

AND NO BRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[anthonyhurd]

Now We Ride! - new original available in my shop. It will also be my gay rodeo release in August. I’ll have a booth at the Santa Fe Gay Rodeo

[theshanezone]

another #mybutchshane everyone give it up for my butch shane AND she plays for the victoire because I said so 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

[martynday]

Week 5 of @shanesummerfest and it's a...

Shane loves to chirp her wife so hard if she fucks up on the ice. Of course, this is just so Lilya can scold her while fucking her about it once they get home. This has worked every single time.

Not even summer hockey is safe from this. They're just.. Like That with each other. All the time.

Ft. Hazy and Bood realizing they're never going to escape these two and their weird locker room foreplay:')

[martynday]

Week 4 of @shanesummerfest and the theme is...

Pre Lilya's #mywife era. They're still riding that high after Lilya dropped the girlfriend word in front of Shane's parents. They're girlfriends and they love each other so much and the cottage is theirs and only theirs:)

[cloudabserk]

snugglebugs

[desk-drawerr]

He eat a nemon

[misscromwellsmonocle]

The Little Art Connoisseur (1863) August Friedrich Siegert

[darnitjack]

Last time this came around I showed my three year old and he said "He's little like me!" and stared for a whole minute (v. Long in toddler time).

[juunipupu]

Knight under Everything

[dajo42]

5001 being divisible by 3 doesnt feel right

[dajo42]

[shinyhappygoth]

Shortcuts to determine if an integer is divisible by:

This is a given.

If the last digit is divisible by 2 (a.k.a. even), then so is the whole number.

If the sum of the digits is divisible by 3, then so is the whole number. The recursivity of this means that if the sum has multiple digits, you can add them up again until you get a single digit and see if it's 3, 6, or 9.

Like the rule for 2, but check if the last two digits are divisible by 4.

If it ends in 5 or 0.

If the rules for both 2 and 3 apply.

No shortcut. Alas.

Like the rules for 2 and 4, but check if the last three digits are divisible by 8. (Yes, this pattern keeps going for 16, 32, etc.)

Like the rule for 3, but the sum of the digits (or the sum of the sum of the digits, etc.) must be 9.

If it ends in 0.

[zykamiliah]

#THIS POST IS WRONG 7 DOES HAVE A RULE FOR HOW TO TELL IF THE NUMBER IS DIVISIBLE#it's just. not a short cut#you're better off dividing it and seeing if you get a whole number than doing the method

but what IS the rule @anqelbean ???

[anqelbean]

Okay, so, basically, you remove the least important digit of the number (which is the first digit from the right), you double it, and then subtract it from the remaining number. If the number you get is still large, you do it again.

For example, 294

29 4

4×2=8

29-8=21

21 is divisible by 7

Second example, 1946

194 6

6×2=12

194-12=182

182 is still large, so let do it again

18 2

2×2=4

18-4=14

14 is divisible by 7

[pregnanthudsonwilliams]

the way shane's legs immediately fall open for ilya to lay between when he rolls on top of him in the first hookup....... yeah

[gurlsrool]

the erasure of throat goat Ilya Rozanov is starting to get to me lately 😔 we must fight back, we must restore his good name

[chromorbid]

"bears repeating" and "time flies" are two kinds of creatures that fill similar ecological niches

[soppingwetratboy]

Being told what to do is great because then you know what to do