These are dark times.

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[ruinedchildhood]

[hilariousgrindr]

You were closer the first time

[kaylahadlington]

i often wonder how many ppl from 2012 tumblr are still active on here

are u also still here, lurking in the shadows????

[guccixcoochie]

[twitterlols]

[woodmeat]

Are you alive

Don’t ask me no personal shit like this

[xofenty]

The audacity

[woodmeat]

The nerve

[stream]

Easy A (2010) dir. Will Gluck

[emanuelee]

I’m very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very tired.

[mjalti]

do you have a self care routine?

“Keep going bitch!!” said to myself in different accents

[dndeactivated]

my child is only allowed to play with flash cards. if she gets them all right, we play one (1) round of go fish but I have to win to establish dominance.

[doomspaniels]

Gosh, I’m doing this so wrong. 

[fbwzoo]

….We’re not even bringing our dog home for like 2 more months and she already has more toys than this asshole’s dogs.

[pangur-and-grim]

Grim has earned every one of her toys simply by existing

[eroticcannibal]

We bought our cats like 20 individual toys when we got them and they immediately hid them all and we just bought more and I will absolutely do the same for a dog

[anxietyproblem]

[krinkshaming-deactivated2017021]

[willcub-deactivated20180521]

I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.  

[moonblossom]

I’ve watched this for like a dozen loops and I still crack up every time

[charlesoberonn]

[gif87a-com]

[sirartwork]

reblog for noises

[fini-mun]

“I wonder how this baby sounds”

“Ah. Like a mix between an electronic device on the fritz and what I imagine a baby raptor sounds like. Got it!”

[the-thought-emporium-imperial]

I see, so it speaks fluent power drill.

[only-in-movies]

The alarm seems to be going on your small furry device.

[captainamerica-inmiddleearth]

even after reading the comments I was not prepared

[nightangel0402]

That’s like a Pokémon sound right there.

[hplyrikz]

I can relate to this

[jonathonharker]

guys lmao I went back to watch some old law and order svu episodes and there’s this one scene where a girl claims her alibi is she went to see the phantom of the opera and to confirm whether or not she’s telling the truth the detective goes, ‘oh yeah I love phantom of the opera it’s so sad when the guy goes to prison for stealing bread’ and the girl AGREES and later he’s telling his partner ‘yeah she’s lying there’s no bread in phantom’

[plainclothes2025]

[krinkshaming-deactivated2017021]

[skypig357]

Lmao

[bigwordsandsharpedges]

modern art

[cuentosallaround]

Okay, at this point there has to be something wrong with me, right? I’ve watched this 20 times in the last half hour, I still don’t know what they are saying half the time, but it doesn’t seem to matter because i’ve been crying my eyes out laughing for the entire last half hour …

[vergak]

what the fuck is this from i gotta know

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

it’s called letterkenny and it’s about a man who gets dumped and then goes on to shirk his pacifism and reclaim and hold his title as the toughest dude in the rural town of letterkenny ontario. every episode cold opens like this in increasingly bizarre ways.

[shiftingpath]

I read the bit about not being able to parse what’s being said and then I read the bit about it being set in this fuckin province, and I thought, like, what kind of accent could they possibly use that was so incomprehensible while still setting it in northern goddamn Ontario? and actually, okay, you know what, despite having lived immersed in it my entire life I’m not sure i’ve ever seen this exact accent on tv before, it is just weird to see actors using it

[neonbonsaii]

My cousins grew up with the guy who wrote this show and is the main actor. It’s scary accurate for hick town Ontario (it’s based on the town of Listowel) and apparently some of the characters are based so closely on real people that they’ve recognized themselves while watching.

[gayworstenemy-deactivated201803]

ARE YOU GONNA FIGHT IN THOSE SHADES OR PLAY POKER STARS DOT COM

[sortyourlifeoutmate]

Distribute some free literature.

[cyrilthewolf]

I lived near Ontario in rural NY and we picked up this sort of similar affect. It’s so scary how true-to-life this is in that area of the contintent

[gentlepanpirate]

I’m just gonna leave a link to season one episode one right here…

annnnnnd here’s all of season one

annnnnnnnnnnnnnd all of season two

Don’t say I never did anything for ya. Enjoy glorious Canadian humor.

[copperbadge]

SEASON THREE PREMIERES THIS CANADA DAY

I AM PRETTY EXCITED ABOUT IT. 

[thetiniestbabby]

THAT WAS THE GREATEST ALLITERATIVE MASTERPIECE I HAVE EVER SEEN

[lilpieceofmyworld]

“You’re the kind of person I wanna be with when I want to be alone.”

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