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one thing you need to know about 2014. is that what does the fox say was playing pretty much everywhere you went. and everybody was just relieved it wasn't blurred lines

hollowboobtheory

I canot stress enough that those were the only 2 songs in 2014

ebookporn

draconym

Getting dumped really puts children's cartoon villains into perspective. Like dude you're SO right, love and caring ARE disgusting and we SHOULD cast a spell to drain all human emotion into your amulet.

draconym

Friend breakups are how you get lines like "Your friends? You think your friends are coming to save you? Don't make me laugh."

animentality

dogposts

An archivist found a long forgotten 8mm film reel in an old metal box, marked "Philippines 1942". Thinking it was lost WWII footage, he sent it in to be restored/digitized. When he got the footage back, he found puppies instead

marinolta

Howard Buehler Collection: Misc Family Photos 50s-80s

grapnel

An example of why one should use the Oxford comma.

sepdet

LOL. I think they tried to fix it.

Nice try. Still no.

biglawbear

I think there's actually some kind of press style guide that explicitly says "no oxford commas" if I recall correctly but I can't be bothered to look it up, to save on characters and space in print

This style guide is also wrong

#always always always Oxford commas #I think I annoy the partners when I add them into contracts and memos #but fuck it we need them

enki2

iguanamouth

forbidden knowledge

coldfruit123

Can we see this frame by frame? Please and thank you.

iguanamouth

Yes Here Are All The Frames

pibblepunk-deactivated20200219

THAT IS NOT WHAT WAS ASKED FOR

waterbottoe

How dare you hide this in the notes

urie

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

queer-reader-07

c-53

I have a bisexual guppy and its funny as hell to watch because it seems like he’s only bi out of desperation. Like all of the female guppies are unimpressed by him, and dont accept his mating displays, and every time he fails, he goes over to a SPECIFIC male guppy (the prettiest male guppy in the tank) like PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE and that male guppy always lets him????

domnika-deactivated20250923

i would read that fanfic ngl

c-53

About my fish??

graceful-not

HELP?????

everyfandom-girl

YEAH THIS IS SCIENTIFICALLY RECORDED

WOMEN LOVE GAYBOY

mausspacearchive

it’s 2014 can taylor swift stop

pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated

Squidward clocking out of the Krusty Krab and heading to the nearest gay after hours event

bpdcassidy-archived-deactivated

Come on, now, op. We all know squidward doesn’t go to the club.

He’s one of those “I’m not like other gays” gays who goes home to a bottle of wine and his obscure 50s vaudeville records, and then mopes because he can never find a boyfriend.