Dancingstars45

Your local Australian. 26. A tired mess.

[odvulture]

The Hunchback of Notre Dame, The Phantom of the Opera and Beauty and the Beast all speak to one of humankind most consistent questions;

can French men be loved?

[guccifloralsuits]

when I say 5 years ago I mean 2015 and when I say 10 years ago I mean 2007 and when I say 20 years ago I mean 1980. Hope this helps!

[the-slasher-files]

Getting sappy for a second but seeing growth in yourself is seriously something amazing and it's almost unbelievable until we are doing it. If you think you've not grown much, just wait until you're in the heat of a situation and push through it.

For the past 2 nights I've stuck up for myself, not apologized for my feelings and walked away when I knew things would take a turn. I am proud of myself and for once I can say I'm proud of who I am becoming.

It's ok to take a stand and even if they try to turn your words and make you feel guilty, stand behind your feelings and proudly say you've had enough.

Toxic people are disgusting but you are not

[menace-sonic-fan]

The fact that John Oliver legally blackmailed the United States government is so fucking funny to me

[winedarkarchive-deactivated2023]

E-MORTALITY / @blueskies-bluescreens / status of a steam user / death, virtual grief and your digital footprint by kelley edwards and johanna j. lunn / STurner4077 on twitter / the new forms of mourning: loss and exhibition of the death on the internet (2016) by julie alev dilmaç / description for all the ghosts in the machine: illusions of immortality in the digital age (2019) by elaine kasket

[dancingstars45]

Okay but one time I accidentally wished a dead aunt a happy birthday on Facebook. Like. Several years after she died.

[dancingstars45]

Okay but how did I forget 1989 exists for like. 4 solid weeks.

[gutsygumshoe-blog1]

this is in my history book about prohibition in the 1920s and i’m laughing so hard oh my gooooood

[mysharona1987]

[assoc-of-free-people]

Maybe because shared responsibility is a euphemism for oppression.

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

Me when it's my turn to do the dishes^

[natalieironside]

I feel like quarantine has de-acclimated me to human society and if this ever ends I’m gonna need to go into some kind of wildlife rehabilitation program but for people or I’m gonna start scuttling through the grocery store like a weasel or perhaps a pine marten

[lazywitchling]

As a grocery store employee, I will tell you that I feel much more comfortable around the scuttling weasels than I do around the people who pretend like nothing happened.

[natalieironside]

I appreciate that because I’m pretty sure that at this point I’m never going to be normal about anything ever again

[garbage-empress]

I am against all misinformation except the conspiracy theory that Queen Elizabeth II is already dead and they're covering it up because it's extremely funny

[amygdalae]

kudos to whatever medical professional named it "toxic shock syndrome". Not once have I forgotten a tampon change and I fully attribute this to whoever gave tss that fucking terrifying name. No way in hell am I gonna find out what that shit is like

[doodlegirll]

This is one of the funniest holiday cards I have ever seen.

[laughconfetti]

this has been in my queue for an entire year

[sighinastorm]

Spaghetti is the opposite of spinach.

Yes, I will be taking questions.

[badabingbadabong-deactivated202]

Explain

[sighinastorm]

[duran-duran-less-official]

OH I GET IT NOW.

Yes this is valid.

[adhoption]

now calling people ‘spaghetti’ or ‘spinach’ depending on how well they do under pressure

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

[as-if-and-only-if]

metaphor for how death comes for us all

[anarchapella]

My political views are so far left I’ve exited pursued by a bear

[anarchapella]

I can’t believe this theatre pun post was so relatable

[ifonlymp3-deactivated20220624]

[catchymemes]