WHEN I GET YOU JORGE !!!

I will never emotionally recover from this.

[bugdotjpeg]

[dilftwink]

thinking abt grace becoming fluent in eridian. thinking about eridian as an information-dense and layered language. thinking about the ability to create new words out of layered sounds and the way you can quickly describe a complicated relationship in eridian. grace practicing on his organ for speaking eridian, sounding out the tones for boss/leader and friend/companion and murderer until they blend into a single word.

and that’s how eva stratt gets her eridian name, which she will never know.

[shitposting-for-the-soul]

I just want a fic about Rocky cluing into how much poison humans eat on purpose. Rocky discovering that caffeine was evolved as a deterrent in plants and is supposed to be harmful. His response to alcohol would be so funny. "Human dumb dumb dumb, drink poison on purpose question drink poison so much entire industry dedicated to make and serve poison question'

[awesome-brick]

reblog if you are ASEXUAL, support ASEXUAL PEOPLE, or SECRETLY A DRAGON IN HUMAN FORM

[anglaised]

everytime u go outside ur spending $60 automatically its crazy $60 is the new $20

[pursebeer]

Stop buying food and coffee and make it at home. I'm begging everyone.

[anglaised]

ok well i filled up my car with gas and got cat food for my cats so idk how this applies to me also the “don’t buy coffee anymore” thing is rlly annoying from ppl acting like buying coffee is the reason ppl r struggling to keep purchases under 20 dollars instead of capitalism inflating prices for shareholders to buy another five houses like. eventually yall gotta stop doing the “no more avacado toast!” thing to ppl bc there is no budgeting that is enough to outrun inflation

[seerya]

I will never be over how excited Rocky was to get Grace's laptop. I mean, if I went on a mission because my planet was dying and then I met an alien who helped me save it and he also gave me the collected knowledge of his species in an advanced little machine, like, he gave that to ME. ALL THE KNOWLEDGE HIS SPECIES HAS GATHERED SO FAR, sure, they don't know how to turn Xenon into a solid but they know about relativity and radiation and movies and so many amazing things I could have never imagined before I went on this trip. And he just handed it to me because we're FRIENDS, I didn't even have to ask him for it, he just did it. Without hesitation. He didn't even tell me "This is for your planet.", he said "This is for you." Like, hello? Can you imagine coming home after decades, your crew is dead, but you made it and you don't just bring the solution for the whole "the planet is dying" thing, you bring the collected knowledge of an advanced alien species?!?!? And it was a personal gift.

The happy little dance and grabby hands were fully appropriate.

[sevdrag]

like let me be so for real I fucking love that when they adapted PHM for a movie they let Grace see Rocky’s ship

He’s a scientist; Rocky is an engineer. Of course they figured it out

And it’s just. The Blip-A is GORGEOUS to our eyes. The strings. The harmonics. The sounds. It’s made of xenonite and gold and silver and she’s just spinning in space looking lovely for Grace like

I genuinely love ALL the differences between book and movie but that’s maybe my favorite. Grace gets to intake Rocky’s ship, and gets a giant glance at the way a whole new world thinks — and then he ends up living there. Fucking beautiful.

This movie makes me sick

[egg-ify]

,,i don’t think he’s talking about a fight

[fishtrouts]

Winter’s Chill - Part 3

This is a continuation of the winter’s chill comics Part 1 and Part 2! The links lead to the previous parts :)

[blueumbriel]

Choose your fighter looking ahhh

[gremlinz-yapz]

"sex should be less stigmatized and talked about more" and "you should always make sure people who dont want to consume sexual media that you present dont have to see it" are two statements that can and should coexist. by the way.

[gayhockeyshow]

Hey…. Hey… Characters covered in blood, okay? You remember characters covered in blood?? You used to love characters covered in blood

[hatsbuckets]

cw: post mw3 canon, mcd, emotional angst

"Kyle.."

"Johnny."

"You ever think about gettin' out?"

... "Not much."

"Aye..."

"Johnny?"

"I miss home... miss the rain..."

...

"I miss my mum's cookin'. Miss havin' clean hands before dinner."

"Johnny..."

"Och, sorry. Must be gettin' tired."

... "You'll get back to it."

"The rain?"

"All of it."

...

"Aye. Maybe."

[several months later]

Ghost and Price have already gone inside. Kyle stays, stamping out the butt of his cigarette. The cool Scottish rain is soft and indifferent against his cheeks. He thinks about that smile on Johnny's face, soft and longing. His eyes finally sting the way he's been refusing to let them.

"You're home, mate."

[sawed-on-shotgun]

being a teenager is basically just half a decade of "ugh I hate myself I hate my life I hate my parents nothing is fair everyone is mean the world is cruel I'm tired of it!! but idk i guess every teenager has this phase and I'll probably grow out of it and understand when I'm older" and getting older and realizing you should have been even angrier and more violent. And then people forget this as soon as they have kids

[deadpsalmistsociety-deactivated]

hobbits were the peak of civilization in tolkien verse. jobs were Gardening, Stall At The Farmer’s Market, or Mailman. Shoes OFF, capris ON, 6 meals a day, high and fat as all shit. Names like Daddy Twofoot….why the fuck are we horny for elves

[english-history-trip]

[dogpuppy]

[cozy-stardust]

Imagine Grace defined his name as the elegance definition of grace and Rocky spends years thinking how fucking ironic this clumsy leaky space blobs name is.

Until Grace slips out a sentence along the lines of "could you give me a little grace here" and Rocky immediately points out he used a word wrong so Grace has to explain that yeah, grace means elegance but it can also mean mercy sometimes too.

And Rocky has to suddenly reconcile that the clumsy leaky blob that saved his life twice, that almost certainly doomed himself to come back for him, name is Mercy.

[till-dawn-do-us-part]