Want to visit LaLaLand?

Hey, I'm a 27 year old NB and i live in England, the world sucks, but I want to find someone to suck their face off as the world burns around us.

[c3rvida3]

Hey, no homo, but I am sitting on the broken swing set out back in the perfect, quiet, 2:00am blackness and picturing the softness of your voice and the darkness of your eyes with such perfect and terrible clarity that it feels like I'm choking on my own heartbeat.

[c3rvida3]

Now I'm eating croutons straight out of the bag.

[le-panda-chocovore]

Still no homo ?

[c3rvida3]

I'm gonna level with you, friend: I am eating these croutons gay style.

[cherry-waffles]

Moisturize me

[steveandscraggy]

we’re living in a post sister daniel baking post cat boy post slit post dan and phil crafts post 🧡 post birthday livestream and I am fucking terrified what the next post era is going to be

[nae-design]

Insanely cute letterpress postcards by Pottering Cat, Japan.

[justcatposts]

My landlord was replacing our sink and sent me this.

(Source)

[facts-i-just-made-up]

[dunk-may-mays]

What happens if you heat steam?

[facts-i-just-made-up]

[catchymemes]

[quasarkisses]

Home from con

[phillesterlover]

Please enjoy rare evidence of Phil losing the idgaf war

[wondersmith-and-sons]

foreman. babe. we’re at the bottom end of season 8. you have worked here for almost a decade. why are you still surprised there's medical malpractice going on at the medical malpractice department that you, personally, used to do medical malpractice at

[wondersmith-and-sons]

some of my fave tags on this post

god this show is truly bonkers isn’t it.

[ayziak]

Remember: behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this occasion

[danrifics]

“have we aged gracefully?” girl i can talk about the dan and phil hotness glow up for hours don’t get me started

[kimiant0nelli]

basically lmao

[hanavesinauttija]

[pelagae]

And her sister Phthalo Blue, another slam dunk for copper!

[pseudophan]

dan and phil in 2024: zero fucks given

[goldenpinof]

full circle moment (2017 -> 2024)

[pseudophan]

posting this before nikki gets to it sorry nikki anyway this is fucking sending me

[pseudophan]

they could have chosen ANY photo and they went with the thumbnail of his fuckass channel 4 youtuber documentary trailer 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[omtai]

scone butch... The person for all your pastry and lesbian needs

[rpepperpotshipssciencebros]