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I know you can!

please reblog do not steal or repost my artwork

priceforrottenjudgement

Stefan: I feel like somethings controlling me!

Me:

tendercoredyke

me when i made colin jump because he said he would live and then he didn’t show up for work the next day

w i l d

big time rush: make it count, play it straight, don’t look back, don’t hesitate when you go

me: BIG TIME

astronautmv

the way teenagers are presented in media is so fucking funny like u think this is how sixteen year olds speak. do u think they really communicate in dramatic monologues and deep metaphors and references to great literature. half my high school didn’t know what a metaphor was.

huffylemon

daftalchemist

first day of college in media: “Please open up your textbooks to chapter three because I expect you to have already read the first two chapters in preparation for starting this class”

first day of college in reality: “We’re going to spend the next hour slowly and thoroughly going over every page of the syllabus because I strongly suspect at least half of you assholes don’t actually know how to read”

twilightown

SIMPLE PLAN PLAYED WHATS NEW SCOOBY DOO AT EPCOT

pansoph

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

beefmilkthings

jerry is here

eruriholic

my chinese teacher once shared this story in class about someone who went to the grocery to buy chicken, but they forgot the english word for it, so they grabbed an egg, went to the nearest sales lady and said “where’s the mother”