DarcKap's DarcYaps

Welcome to my blog where I sometimes yap about whatever I feel like. Profile picture drawn by @GildedguyArt (Twitter/X)

[darckap27]

Welcome to the yapping blog!

Hey y'all. DarcKap27 here. You might recognize me from some other online spaces such as my other blog (link below), twitch chats, discord, etc.

@darckap-reblogs · I'm not good with titles.

Mostly reblogs. Sometimes post random words. Idk. Welcome to my hellhole, enjoy your stay.

I originally decided to make this blog so that I can share stuff about my OCs any major projects I'm working on, namely Stars Abridged (the multiverse fanfic thingy that I sometimes bring up) without burying it in unrelated stuff like on my other blog. However, with life getting in the way of me being able to develop the lore of my characters, I decided to repurpose this blog and use it to yap about whatever I want instead.

As a side note, please know that not every detail about my personal projects will be shared publicly. There are some parts that I'd rather keep to myself for one reason or another. It might be because I'd rather not share, or maybe it's simply not ready to be shared yet. Whatever the reason, don't go poking should I say no.

This post may occasionally be edited if and when the need arises.

[darckap27]

So I recently got a commission from Alexcii over on twitter, and I asked her to make a ref sheet of my sona ATL-45.

I posted it on twitter already, but forgot to post it here. Anyway, LOOK AT MY GOOBER

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[dovahdez]

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

[a-wondering-thought-deactivated]

I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: atgctactttaatcaaaaattcaTattattatttgaagtcaacatTaaataattgaATCTgtgattaaacttg

Closest match: Bombyx mori BmN4 cell DNA, chromosome 24, sequence Common name: Domestic Silk Moth

(image source)

[willifolts]

When the domestic silk moth sends you nudes

[darckap27]

Man this was a trip lmao

[darckap27]

Why are they called chicken fingers when, last I checked, chickens don't have hands

[darckap27]

Pride is almost over. Prepare for Wrath.

[darckap27]

imagine, if you will, the desire to simply lay on the floor and do absolutely nothing. Unfortunately, you have yet to vacuum said floor. Thus, you cannot...

[wizardnuke]

not to be a history fucker on main but the whole mystery of the lost colony of roanoke is so fucking funny

[wizardnuke]

governor of the colony: hey I’m gonna go back to england to get more supplies

115 colonists: okay

governor: ends up spending 3 years in england bc of a naval war with spain or some shit

governor: gets back to the colony to find everyone gone

governer: sees the word “croatoan”, the name of a native american tribe, carved into a post

croatoan tribe: has members and children with blonde hair/blue eyes, pale skin

everyone: what could have happened to the colonists of roanoke

[chotimoti]

[wizardnuke]

hi! op here. I’m fucking hyperventilating

[darckap27]

Hi, I was never taught this. I am only learning this now, and I'm currently trying not to wake the house up with my laughter at 11:20 p.m.

[its-emimi]

Happy Pride month! 🌈

[darckap27]

Happy Pride Month, fellas. ❤️

[the-one-and-only-piper-offical]

has this been done before

[aroace-ryland-grace]

he's gonna fucking get you

[gotyouanyway]

anything u think about YOUR life after 10pm is bs to be ignored. anything u think about a character’s life after 10pm should be posted about online and expanded on for paragraphs. :)

[agender-ryland-grace]

rocky may be the size of an earth dog but he is 168 kilos and strong as hell whereas grace is a wet paper bag. one of these two is being carried by the other and it is not the one you think

[agender-ryland-grace]

grace go far.

[darckap27]

Grace go far.

[autisticlittleguy]

"Grace Ryland is Rocky's dog" is such a funny fucking dynamic when you think about it

Eridians are further behind than humans technologically right? They dont have computers, relativity, quantum mechanics, etc. In fact, Eridians probably dont even know about the Big Bang because their atmosphere would filter out most of the cosmic microwave background radiation we use to detect it. On a human timeline, theyre anywhere between like early-mid 20th century. Rocky's basically a cosmonaut.

So the human civilization is pretty advanced from Rocky's perspective. Rationally he understands this. On a conceptual level he knows this to be true.

But at the same time... imagine youre one of the first ever cosmonauts to make it into space. Then you meet a 10 year old alien dog who cant do 2+2 without pulling out its calculator. It forgets everything constantly and has to keep notes everywhere, like it basically lives in Memento (2000). Also if it doesnt nap constantly it gets even stupider. And you somehow has to reconcile this with the fact that this dog has a better understanding of physics than your entire civilization does. Like the dog knows how the universe started.

[phantomrose96]

I like when fic length/book length/movie length is its own punchline

[phantomrose96]

characters: Ah, I'm so glad that's all over now :). But luckily that's done and dealt with and we can all resume our normal lives now :)

fic length: Chapter 9 out of 48

[phantomrose96]

[medievalspecs]

[memorilore]

[epilepticfox]

Odysseus: Thank you for the concern, but brother, I can assure you Our journey is almost done.

Song 11 of 40

[pukicho]

The mafia isn't lookin for me and I'm enjoying a walk in the park

[pukicho]

Cool, not me though.

[darckap27]

I've been working on the rewrite for my big multiverse multifandom fic for months now. Maybe a year or two.

After all this time, I think I'm reaching a point where I can confidently say that I'm finally about to be done.

... with the introductory section.

[acolytics]

never let it be said i dont treat my miis right

[gaycop]

tiramisu