darkXwolf17

THE PURPLE BISEXUAL ROBOT

[dark-x-wolf-1-7]

IGNORE THE NAME!

Hello I am Uzi Doorman

yeah her

This is my tumblr(I may have downloaded

Outdated hard drive BITE ME)

OOC:

okay this’ll be a roleplay for MD

if anyone wants to make a character or OC then

you can join in :)

This account will be used as if Uzi had a tumblr account but Also for Roleplaying!

I will use * for Roleplay (e.g. *I heard a noise*)

i will use () for OOC (e.g (OOC:Sure!))

i will use “” for dialogue during Roleplays(e.g.*I shouted”Bite me!”*)

i will just use regular text for sending posts(e.g. Bite me! I’m NOT going to sleep)

HEADCANONS I WILL BE USING:

Uzi is Bisexual

NuVi(I don’t ship it that much but like…let’s bfr)

can talk to Cyn/absolute solver

Loves yaoi/Yuri anime

Has insomnia

OTHER CHARACTERS (message me if u want to

join):

N:@doglover3436

V:

J:

Cyn:

Thad:

Khad:

OCs:

Darcy(uzi and Ns daughter):@samanthachan (isn’t a Roleplay account but they own the OC)

(add other characters if asked)

[dark-x-wolf-1-7]

Jeez this account is old

[dark-x-wolf-1-7]

Your fucking GAYYY

[dark-x-wolf-1-7]

Sorry guys V posted that…

[dark-x-wolf-1-7]

Your fucking GAYYY

[marquette1225]

Oh hello whats this "picks up N" what a goofball you are N

[dark-x-wolf-1-7]

@doglover3436

[kenniecrazyface]

Been on vacation a lot lol. Idk where I got the audio from but it’s so perfect since it’s literally what N says -w-

[dark-x-wolf-1-7]

That was very embarrassing

HOW THE FUCK DID YOU RECORD THIS WITH ME SEEING??

[colfy-wolfy]

wtf are these freaks doing, are they stupid or something (Uzi's just checkin N's teeth for stuck scraps lol)

[dark-x-wolf-1-7]

…yeah this happened a couple of times

[dark-x-wolf-1-7]

Tw for mentions : of stravation , death , corpses , child abuse , blood , injuries

You were wandering a abandoned dark decript village the streets and alleys littered with blood and corpses some fresh and some older a metallic stench filled the streets but something living could be sensed somewhere

*I stalk around,keeping to the shadows as I listen for any signs of bots,my hand twitching slightly.

Suddenly,I hear metal hitting metal and a cry of pain

“Hello…?” *

[evenmoremurderdronesrps]

The noise would come from a near by alley and heavy breathing could be heard

[dark-x-wolf-1-7]

*i Peak around the alley…”robo-Jesus”

A small…thing rises it’s head up,my eye twitches as I look at its unusual form…*

(OOC:describe her)

[evenmoremurderdronesrps]

She was small but and clearly not drone she looked humanish with pale skin and black eyes with black hair she looked injured

[dark-x-wolf-1-7]

*”what…? Is that?”

my visor widens.Is that a human?no It can’t be?

[evenmoremurderdronesrps]

She clearly wasn’t a human but she wasn’t a drone scared she backs away from you “ who are you ? Don’t hurt me ! “

[dark-x-wolf-1-7]

*’who even is this kid?’I think

I slowly walk towards her-keeping my hands up as a sign of peace-

“my name is…” I think about if I should tell her my name.Oh fuck it! She’s like 100 in binary code years.”Uzi…doorman,I won’t hurt you don’t worry…”

[evenmoremurderdronesrps]

She looks at you “ I’m Darcy Sophia I’m 5 years … old are you going to hurt me …”

[dark-x-wolf-1-7]

*i wince slightly at the sight of her eyes,the pain in them was sickening.

“Um hello Darcy” shit…how do I speak to kids?

“Are you okay? What happened to you?”

[evenmoremurderdronesrps]

“ I feel weak ….”

[dark-x-wolf-1-7]

*Oh…

“what h-happened?” Ugh I wanted to kick myself for stuttering

[dark-x-wolf-1-7]

It is currently 1 am and I am trapped in between two murder drones.

I can not sleep(isomnia’s a bitch) senddd help

[derpikyu]

Have you tried a pan to the back of the head... Wait no, that only works on people... What about a short range EMP? Nope that only works to disable limbs and whatnot... White noise machine?

[dark-x-wolf-1-7]

hmm…

good idea…Those giants should be punished for their crimes against Uzi Doorman! (Not that I ac get sleep)

[derpikyu]

Glad to be of assistance in your... Revenge plot...

But those were suggestions to aid sleep

[dark-x-wolf-1-7]

You say tomato I say

BITE ME

[derpikyu]

But, that's not my job

I don't think I can even learn that move

[dark-x-wolf-1-7]

Tw for mentions : of stravation , death , corpses , child abuse , blood , injuries

You were wandering a abandoned dark decript village the streets and alleys littered with blood and corpses some fresh and some older a metallic stench filled the streets but something living could be sensed somewhere

*I stalk around,keeping to the shadows as I listen for any signs of bots,my hand twitching slightly.

Suddenly,I hear metal hitting metal and a cry of pain

“Hello…?” *

[evenmoremurderdronesrps]

The noise would come from a near by alley and heavy breathing could be heard

[dark-x-wolf-1-7]

*i Peak around the alley…”robo-Jesus”

A small…thing rises it’s head up,my eye twitches as I look at its unusual form…*

(OOC:describe her)

[evenmoremurderdronesrps]

She was small but and clearly not drone she looked humanish with pale skin and black eyes with black hair she looked injured

[dark-x-wolf-1-7]

*”what…? Is that?”

my visor widens.Is that a human?no It can’t be?

[evenmoremurderdronesrps]

She clearly wasn’t a human but she wasn’t a drone scared she backs away from you “ who are you ? Don’t hurt me ! “

[dark-x-wolf-1-7]

*’who even is this kid?’I think

I slowly walk towards her-keeping my hands up as a sign of peace-

“my name is…” I think about if I should tell her my name.Oh fuck it! She’s like 100 in binary code years.”Uzi…doorman,I won’t hurt you don’t worry…”

[evenmoremurderdronesrps]

She looks at you “ I’m Darcy Sophia I’m 5 years … old are you going to hurt me …”

[dark-x-wolf-1-7]

*i wince slightly at the sight of her eyes,the pain in them was sickening.

“Um hello Darcy” shit…how do I speak to kids?

“Are you okay? What happened to you?”

[dark-x-wolf-1-7]

Tw for mentions : of stravation , death , corpses , child abuse , blood , injuries

You were wandering a abandoned dark decript village the streets and alleys littered with blood and corpses some fresh and some older a metallic stench filled the streets but something living could be sensed somewhere

*I stalk around,keeping to the shadows as I listen for any signs of bots,my hand twitching slightly.

Suddenly,I hear metal hitting metal and a cry of pain

“Hello…?” *

[evenmoremurderdronesrps]

The noise would come from a near by alley and heavy breathing could be heard

[dark-x-wolf-1-7]

*i Peak around the alley…”robo-Jesus”

A small…thing rises it’s head up,my eye twitches as I look at its unusual form…*

(OOC:describe her)

[evenmoremurderdronesrps]

She was small but and clearly not drone she looked humanish with pale skin and black eyes with black hair she looked injured

[dark-x-wolf-1-7]

*”what…? Is that?”

my visor widens.Is that a human?no It can’t be?

[evenmoremurderdronesrps]

She clearly wasn’t a human but she wasn’t a drone scared she backs away from you “ who are you ? Don’t hurt me ! “

[dark-x-wolf-1-7]

*’who even is this kid?’I think

I slowly walk towards her-keeping my hands up as a sign of peace-

“my name is…” I think about if I should tell her my name.Oh fuck it! She’s like 100 in binary code years.”Uzi…doorman,I won’t hurt you don’t worry…”

[kittenchomp]

i like to think that my permanent eye bags and general worn-down look give me a certain cuteness

[dark-x-wolf-1-7]

Tw for mentions : of stravation , death , corpses , child abuse , blood , injuries

You were wandering a abandoned dark decript village the streets and alleys littered with blood and corpses some fresh and some older a metallic stench filled the streets but something living could be sensed somewhere

*I stalk around,keeping to the shadows as I listen for any signs of bots,my hand twitching slightly.

Suddenly,I hear metal hitting metal and a cry of pain

“Hello…?” *

[evenmoremurderdronesrps]

The noise would come from a near by alley and heavy breathing could be heard

[dark-x-wolf-1-7]

*i Peak around the alley…”robo-Jesus”

A small…thing rises it’s head up,my eye twitches as I look at its unusual form…*

(OOC:describe her)

[evenmoremurderdronesrps]

She was small but and clearly not drone she looked humanish with pale skin and black eyes with black hair she looked injured

[dark-x-wolf-1-7]

*”what…? Is that?”

my visor widens.Is that a human?no It can’t be?

[dark-x-wolf-1-7]

Tw for mentions : of stravation , death , corpses , child abuse , blood , injuries

You were wandering a abandoned dark decript village the streets and alleys littered with blood and corpses some fresh and some older a metallic stench filled the streets but something living could be sensed somewhere

*I stalk around,keeping to the shadows as I listen for any signs of bots,my hand twitching slightly.

Suddenly,I hear metal hitting metal and a cry of pain

“Hello…?” *

[evenmoremurderdronesrps]

The noise would come from a near by alley and heavy breathing could be heard

[dark-x-wolf-1-7]

*i Peak around the alley…”robo-Jesus”

A small…thing rises it’s head up,my eye twitches as I look at its unusual form…*

(OOC:describe her)

[dark-x-wolf-1-7]

It is currently 1 am and I am trapped in between two murder drones.

I can not sleep(isomnia’s a bitch) senddd help

[derpikyu]

Have you tried a pan to the back of the head... Wait no, that only works on people... What about a short range EMP? Nope that only works to disable limbs and whatnot... White noise machine?

[dark-x-wolf-1-7]

hmm…

good idea…Those giants should be punished for their crimes against Uzi Doorman! (Not that I ac get sleep)

[derpikyu]

Glad to be of assistance in your... Revenge plot...

But those were suggestions to aid sleep

[dark-x-wolf-1-7]

You say tomato I say

BITE ME

[doglover3436]

Actually, I haven't been able to sleep either really heh. Maybe pans do work on drones? I kinda wanna try now... Welp, I love doing anything!

[dark-x-wolf-1-7]

SO THIS IS ALL V’S FAULT?

[sungso]

a

[sqlatoon]

b

[getitogetherstevecarlsberg]

c

[bunnyclown1975]

d

[trashkingpit]

e

[meticuloushand]

f

[natswash]

g

[oops-still-here]

h

[frecklesandcupcakesarchive-deac]

i

[paperlettuce]

j

[quatzopal]

k

[egoi-sm-deactivated20161011]

l

[somethingsgottasaveyou]

m

[e-rror-404]

n

[mridia]

O

[jesusanddick]

p

[potatosoup]

Q

[connorsyouth]

r

[onlinehottie]

s

[twoheadeddavghter]

t

[lovedoggos]

u

[brainmilks-deactivated]

v

[skeletonjock]

W

[goblinshell]

x

[sizequeen]

Y

[merzcar-deactivated20151231]

Z

[himejoshikomaeda]

what the fuck. theres not even a fucking joke here. its just the fucking alphabet. i was expecting some kind of fucking meme like “gun” or “john cena” or something like that but no its just the fucking alphabet. here. on tumblr.com. 26 users just fucking banded together to write the alphabet. what the fuck, man.

[batter-sempai]

I think the update broke them, and almost everyone else.

[thorneduprose]

1

[batter-sempai]

2

[frogadier]

3

[demondogdean]

4

[thedemonshavethepolicebox]

5

[thatgirlnamedeleanor]

6

[casualfanboy]

7

[emo-in-a-mikey-way]

8

[morganaivy]

9

[tamlins-a-tool-deactivated20160]

10

[emotionlessinflight]

11

[imruiningitagain]

12

[assassination-she-jot-down]

13

[penny-theunicorn]

14

[arsonharmony]

15

[mrl0]

16

[thesilentstorm]

17

[girlwithablg-deactivated2021120]

18

[thamonster21]

19

[yourmajestyyy]

20

[somethinill-blog1]

21

[penguinfacee]

22

[el-kabongjr]

23

[imsoshive]

24

[ashrae720]

25

[quixon]

26

[deannalndn]

27

[lucidnee]

28

[sonoanthony]

29

[fuckthisblogshit]

30

[th0tcheetos]

31

[maybeantonioj]

32

[stoicdaydreamer]

33

[moved-to-renminiscent]

34

[2014phan]

35

[phuck-phan]

36

[amyros-e]

37

[octolevi]

38

[dauntlester-deactivated20151117]

39

[imnotinlove-thisisnotyoursong]

40

[punkdehaan]

41

[murdercoeur]

42

[danisontnonfire]

43

[a-hundred-skeletal-butterflies]

44

[jasonluvsnico-deactivated202010]

45

[the-dweeb-life]

46

[dani--dallas]

47

[heckmelanie]

48

[angelicbreadroll]

49

[sunshinehowlter-deactivated2024]

50

[holdmegentlylikehamburger]

52

[tyler-josephs-legs-deactivated2]

53

[billybibixx-blog]

54

[wasteofalife-deactivated2017082]

55

[nsfwphannetwork]

56

[marstheworld]

57

[grandpagoodadvice-deactivated20]

58

[niijima-exe]

59

[planetary-zoe-deactivated201608]

60

[kiyotos]

61

[chips-in-milkshake-deactivated2]

62

[valdimire]

63

[prettythizzeed]

64

[yosuke10]

65

[scarletdavidd-moved-deactivated]

66

[bndufhuisehfzuwehr789gfezhtru-d]

67

[purple--ponytail]

68

[lazer-corn]

69  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[volbeast]

70

[inverted-mind-inc-sideblog-deac]

71

[raintalker-deactivated20190516]

72 …..why not….making the best out of this sad situation

[ryuki-blogs]

73… I got so angry at this post I had to reblog it and continue

[dyamirityofthelord-blog]

74

[bucxys-archive]

75

[afoolishfigure]

76

[ectoimp]

77

[tieflingmenace]

78

[sand-lynx]

79

[luluquiq-reblogs]

80

[mudkipful]

81

[sharkcuddle]

82

[ex-vd]

83

[michal-j-caboose]

84

[itwasmemememenowgonelol-deactiv]

85

[mandyjpg]

86

[abrakedebra]

87

[gemini--cricket-deactivated2017]

88

[lana-strology]

89 ;/

[aleaxndra]

90

[russellelelele]

91

[lookatmytitle]

92

[frostblight0-deactivated2019081]

93

[carnotaurus-sastrei]

94

[kaida-draws-deactivated20221102]

95

[beta-wolfsky-deactivated2018021]

96

[zues2k-deactivated20180930]

97

[fluffyslove]

98

[rainbowsnwater-deactivated20181]

99

[deathwillconsumeme]

100

[that-queer-piece-of-toast-deact]

101

[slightly-spooky-socks-deactivat]

102

[spud1234556]

103

[yuripheal]

104

[cryptic-eccentric]

105

[esoteric-prince]

106

[full-moon-battle]

107

[its-mamoru-deactivated20210516]

108

[sketchymel]

109

[max-out-of-ten]

110

[karma-draws-stuff-deactivated20]

111

[totallynotmc]

112

[nachosforfree]

113

[null-ifi3d]

114

[stars-sunsets-and-oliver]

115

[just-another-starfish]

116

[falsopher-deactivated20220410]

117

[silent-pirate-hunter]

118

[sir-sunny-deactivated20241008]

119

[possum-babe]

120

[raise-me-up-take-me-up]

121

[dustywarbler]

122

[valkoswolf]

123

[be-very-jim]

124

[nyanbong]

125

[thepanicatthediscoaddict]

126

[miserybuziness-moved-deactivate]

127

[suntaur]

128

[punkcupidz]

129

[virge-of-death]

130

[milosuckz]

131

[meankeene]

132 :(

[bobs-sambergers-deactivated2019]

133

[employed-sparkledog]

134

[fish0ut0fwater]

135

[ducks-the-word]

I guess I’ll do 136… but did anyone else notice we’re missing 51?

[whovianiviii]

137

[fandomgirl033-blog]

138

[dickplinko]

139

[itsphanicatthedisco]

51 …not missing anymore just a little confused where he should go

[upset-to-dead]

140… this post will continue until the end of tumblr I swear on my own goddamn grave

[love-from-the-other-side]

141

[useless-lump-of-coal]

142

[godhatesme-22]

143…holy shit you kiddies are fuckin’ crazy

[djwjfkdr-deactivated20200708]

144

[billbenbev-deactivated20200214]

145

[geektrashfan]

146

[kowabunga-hawkbitch]

147

[hellofirewolf-blog]

148

[official-graveyard-posts]

Official graveyard post

[a-teacup-of-golden-cracks]

149

[falloutnewvegastransedmygender]

150, I wonder what chain has gotten the absolute highest?

[indigo-roses-blog]

151

[sparrownnax]

152

[they-thespian666]

153

[rowanraven08]

154

[jonnywaistcoat]

155

[addystuffs]

156

[eyesoftheholder]

157

[ceeteewashere]

158

[pointyfruit]

159

[fakerxexe]

160

[henrythemouse2026art]

161

[derpikyu]

162, how long will this continue for

[dark-x-wolf-1-7]

This…is how the human species acts?

[dark-x-wolf-1-7]

It is currently 1 am and I am trapped in between two murder drones.

I can not sleep(isomnia’s a bitch) senddd help

[derpikyu]

Have you tried a pan to the back of the head... Wait no, that only works on people... What about a short range EMP? Nope that only works to disable limbs and whatnot... White noise machine?

[dark-x-wolf-1-7]

hmm…

good idea…Those giants should be punished for their crimes against Uzi Doorman! (Not that I ac get sleep)

[derpikyu]

Glad to be of assistance in your... Revenge plot...

But those were suggestions to aid sleep

[dark-x-wolf-1-7]

You say tomato I say

BITE ME