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thesassycat

You can only reblog this today.

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if you reblog it on any other day you die

#queue

I remain alive, despite nature’s efforts

#shitpost.bad #its been years i know

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i really love our generation’s joke trend of like, very calm but incredibly inflated hyperbole. like nobody says “oh she’s pretty” anymore we say “i would willingly let her murder me” and everyone is just like “lol same”

i think “same” is also great and “me,” i love when somebody reblogs a picture of like, a lizard, and just says “me” and we all know exactly what they mean. the current online Humor Discourse is remarkable because we trade exclusively in metaphors and implications and nobody ever, ever says anything outright and yet EVERYBODY understands each other perfectly

jumpingjacktrash

and weirdly enough, instead of being left out, autistic people seem to be really super good at this shit. i don’t know why. it should be the opposite. but half the bloggers who can make me choke-laugh with a deadpan word or two are autistic.

pinkrangerv

MY TIME HAS COME So lemme explain you a thing. The first is called ‘hyperverbal’. It applies to a LOT of us–instead of no language, we have very flowery\precise language, and use a lot of words. And then some of us are ‘nonverbal’–we just don’t have a lot of language skills in our brains. Tumblr!speak works for *both*. On the one hand, one word conveys multiple meanings–how nonverbal people communicate. On the other, flowery phrases and hyperbole are right up the hyperverbal folks’ alley! So basically, Tumblr has helped create a language most autistic people ‘speak’ really, really well, and *it is the most glorious thing*. A lot of us switch between non and hyperverbal, and for me especially, it’s a godsend–when I need to script, there are easy phrases that mean a lot; when I want to be flowery or precise, I can! It is THE GREATEST THING EVER.

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I love it when people tell me about me because I have no idea who I am

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ultrafacts

Yacouba Sawadogo is an exceptional man – he single-handedly managed to solve a crisis that many scientists and development organizations could not. The simple old farmer’s re-forestation and soil conservation techniques are so effective they’ve helped turn the tide in the fight against the desertification of the harsh lands in northern Burkina Faso.

Over-farming, over-grazing and over population have, over the years, resulted in heavy soil erosion and drying in this landlocked West African nation. Although national and international researchers tried to fix the grave situation, it really didn’t really make much of a difference. Until Yacouba decided to take matters into his own hands in 1980.

Yacouba’s methods were so odd that his fellow farmers ridiculed him. But when his techniques successfully regenerated the forest, they were forced to sit up and take notice. Yacouba revived an ancient African farming practice called ‘zai’, which led to forest growth and increased soil quality.

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poondragoon

If my kids don’t learn about this man in school then we as a species have failed.

cockroach-queer

Sometimes I’m like “ancient greek plays are so old, how am i going to relate to the characters?” but then

genderoftheday

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genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: shut the fuck up

yamiakuzetsu

R E G I O N W A R S

monelyslave-noscopekween600thou

I’m at the doctor office and this baby keeps yelling “I want donow” (mcdonalds) and the big brother (I assume) said “all the mcdonalds burnt down, there’s no more mcdonalds”