Cold Enthusiast

Honestly, what even is my blog? 23

[datsderbunnyblog]

This comment was left on a post about making the most of the Libby app. "Excessive use of generous lending policies" is the most absurd phrase I've ever seen anyone use to discuss libraries.

[catboycommunist]

evergreen

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

looked up Heidi because I'm a journalist

for reasons I can't imagine this publisher of sexless Alaska love stories is averaging under 20 likes each on posts about her books, so if I can be so honest I kind of have my doubts that her books are getting read even with the excessive use of generous lending policies

[morickkk]

Noelle practice

[volcanows]

my friends keep trying to look in the mirror but i dont have mirrors in my car so i fixed it

[myfootyrthroat]

I think some of y'all would really benefit from learning the scope of power of various political offices.

[smegorl]

Are you trying to tell me my local schoolboard doesn't have the ability to declare a unilateral ceasefire with iran?

[myfootyrthroat]

If they try hard enough and are pure of heart... still no.

[lacesmilk]

i wasn't socialized enough as a larva

[normal-thoughts-official]

ladies, if she

likes caviar and cigarettes

is well versed in etiquette

is extraordinarily nice

shes not your girl. shes a killer queen, gunpowder, gelatine, dynamite with a laser bean, guaranteed to blow your mind

[rapidashrider]

[dragongirlbunny]

there is nothing a corporation hates more than having employees, but a close second is having to provide a good or service in order to make money. these two reasons concisely explain is why the ai bubble formed in the first place.

[meandtheyeehaws]

i like berdley :]

[europe-abolitionist]

(popular leftist voice) these right wingers are so mad because they get no women. if you are a Good Person a woman will appear and suck your dick.

[europe-abolitionist]

woah that is so cool she must be really cute..

[atomicdragonrascalrebel]

average male leftist

[europe-abolitionist]

bro kill yourself.

[auujehjrgnmuuoingjoskjcnjsjshdo]

[kunosoura]

the looney tunes show from a transgender perspective was funny.. bugs bunny passed without fail as either a beautiful woman or an ugly woman depending on how much effort he put into it. daffy on the other hand's crossdressing fits were always high effort yet without fail he got clocked every time

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

"of courthe. eathy for you to thay, you pathhoid"

[shittysawtraps]

therapyspeak jigsaw: are you in the right headspace to play a game that could possibly hurt you?

[samreich]

started from the

now we're

[valtsv]

"why does this nonsexual power dynamic sound so sexual" i have some news for you about the dominant social relationship between sex and power

[valtsv]

i am also a corrosive pervert. that's not relevant right now though.

[mothwizard]

louie's emergency vet visit today is looking like a $400-$700 endeavor. Vet says $400 minimum right now for dx and meds. he spent last night trying to pee every ten minutes, with blood in what he did get out, so i booked him first soon as they opened and they took him in immediately. the vet has him now, they're working on his potentially blocked bladder, but they're gonna want payment this afternoon at his appointment time.

i know it's hard out here for everybody, but lou just started his second chance at a safe life after being kicked out on the street last year by his family when his owner passed away. he's been with my wife and i for under a month, and he's been just the sweetest happiest guy. we owe it to him to care the best we can. i refuse to lose such a sweet boy to a big scary number.

thanks for even reading this far. if you can pitch in, thank you truly! if not, sharing helps just as much. thank you for any kindness.

vnmo: @lokitmon

pp: mothwizard

$app: $lokitmon

[beardedmrbean]

Periscope up

[birds-in-posts]

Green heron (Butorides virescens)

[flareonfloof]

birds have secret bones we're not allowed to know about

[mixelation]

remember like an actual decade ago, there was a post giving advice for what to do if The Heterosexuals asked for your celebrity crush, and the advice was to just say "chris" and let them guess which chris and then just agree

and as your local ace i understand why such advice is appealing because i have been 13 and feeling a rising panic that i would answer "wrong" and bad things would happen. however as an adult i now understand that most people asking this are just asking you a question on par with asking what movies/music/whatever you like. they're not testing you, and if you give a fake answer, you're going to end up fielding follow-up questions or being sent memes or whatever, because they're trying to engage with your answers. just say a celebrity that you actually like (regardless of if you find them attractive or have a "crush"), or if you don't have one, say you don't pay attention to celebrities

anyway, i went out to drinks with people i didn't know that well, got asked that question, and said i wanted to study robert pattinson like a bug. now i get sent weird photos of him