Darth Sydnious

18+ (some) nsfw The clones deserved so much better. Please come talk to me about Codywan

[lesbianrey]

@lesbianahsoka here you go anya

original full audio

[star-whores69]

Drew this after watching that one episode where Ezra talks to Yoda at the temple and gets his Kyber Crystal

[thats-ee]

@starcatboy and I were discussing how persistent slut allegations in the tabloids would have kept Dooku distracted enough for the Jedi to win the war

[clone-whanz]

In front of his nurf nugs?

[t9909-g]

I drew this little comic first and only after i rewatch the exact moment in series u know.. just to make sure i didnt miss anything important -_- I was so naive bc right after "Wreckers little bomb test/prank/whatever" Echo literally asked Omega "how'd the test go" and she responded "I dont wanna talk about it". So obviously he knew about it...which means that he probably also knew what it was about in advance bc he didnt just stand and watch what they were doing. Nooo wayy Wrecker didnt tell the squad about it anything day before. So the explanation to the logical existence of this comic is that eventually Omega decided to tell Echo how was the test but he didn't know what exactly it was. I mean Wrecker surely said to the batch "hey I came out with a brilliant idea to teach Omega to disassemble the explosive do smth reaaalllyyy cool yeah dont worry its completely safe guys" but... :D

Oh and these two !!

[ahsoka-in-a-hood]

Some clone-jedi worldbuilding notes:

-The wrong jedi arc implies that the jedi council didn’t have disciplinary jurisdiction over the troops. I imagine they could probably deal with minor infractions as they saw fit, but if a complaint was levied against a clone trooper, or in the event of a treason charge or a mutiny, it seems like it would be dealt with by the natborn admiralty? And probably for the consequences of desertion. Furthermore, Shaak Ti only being able to advocate for Fives by speaking as a representative of the republic about republic property suggests a lot to me about how they might go about navigating that..

- AotC shows the clones as completely identical in presentation. RotS shows them with varied armor designs and names one of them. TCW shows them experimenting with hairstyles and accessories and tatoos. This suggests individual expression was not allowed on Kamino and that it blossomed upon deployment, implying implicit permission from their jedi leadership

[ukiyoebirds]

Listening to Grandpappy's War Stories

[ventures-stuff]

Cody: be seductive all you like sith…my loyalties lie with the republic! With my brothers!

[Sith Obi wan who hasn’t even attempted to seduce him yet]

Sith!Obi-wan: yes….i was..seducing you.

[mistycatt]

Obi wan chillin enjoying the view

Cody you will never quite be able to fathom how much you are loved

[chongoblog]

Fun fact, you can put the entirety of the Communist Manifesto in an ask

[chongoblog]

[mixedmedialesbianism]

I still think the funniest moment in the Star Wars fandom was when the Padawan book came out and confirmed Obi-Wan as bisexual. The Star Wars dude bros were so upset, they genuinely couldn’t fathom it.

“But— but- Satine!!” Yeah, bi people like women too, Josh.

“But Jedi can’t have relationships!!” Girl…

Also, they were acting like it was some sort of shock, or like it came completely out of nowhere. Obi-Wan is probably the fruitiest bitch in the galaxy. His ass was sat leg up in his council chair in his custom knee-high Prada boots while Windu was telling Anakin he couldn’t become a Master LMAO. There was so much chemistry in the combined five minutes that he was on screen with Cody that they became one of the most popular ships in this fandom. Disney confirming him as bisexual was just confirming what was already glaringly obvious. That man likes men. Star Wars dude bros are just blind asf

[bunny7567]

Hardcase 🙋🏼‍♀️

[bokatankryze]

tips for writing Star Wars fanfic/Star Wars roleplay things

it’s not concrete; it’s duracrete

viewports are the windows on ships

not a plane; ship or speeder

it’s not steel; it’s durasteel

books are rare; holorecords or datapads

it’s not a glass pane it’s transparisteel

caf is the equivalent of coffee

it’s not paper it’s a flimsi

medcenter is a hospital

Star Wars can be very similar to things we’re already used to, but getting familiar with some of these terms can make your writing really fit in with the universe

[askshivanulegacy]

This is brilliant!  Here’s another:

It’s not a movie; it’s a holovid

It’s not a phone or cell; it’s a holocom or communicator or just comm (unit).  You normally comm someone instead of call them.

Searching our standard terms in Wookieepedia will normally provide you with one or several in-universe alternatives.  The other items exist, they’re just either archaic terms or really low-tech versions of what’s commonly used (like concrete is a real thing, but just extremely less durable and strong than the more advanced and common duracrete).

[roane72]

I’ve seen ‘permacrete’ used in the latest books as well.

[deducecanoe-deactivated20161213]

Back in the day weren’t the “glass” windows on x-wings and ships called like invisa-steel or something? That stuck in my head from the Thrawn trilogy I think. I remember sitting there in deep contemplation over how the hell you make the molecule chains in metal transparent and worrying about carbon chains and shit because what’s what you do in 10th grade.

[sugardaddylukeskywalker]

I remember seeing med center used as medbay and sickbay as well, and dishwasher as sonic dishwasher? (correct me if wrong tho, I can’t remember v well). But here’s some more:

bandaids = bacta patches bathroom = refresher watch/clock = chrono first aid kit = medpack, medkit   motorcycle = speeder bike, swoop bike camera = holocamera internet = holonet shower = sonic shower(?) 

Correct any of these if they’re wrong ;P also they’re all legends I think and I’m not sure if any of them are in new canon.

[freshbrainss]

I love this, because it’s not condescending or pretentious…just fans letting newer fans know ways to improve their fic. I love the films, but I haven’t been able to get access to so many of the books and comics yet (even though they’re waiting in my Amazon cart for pay day), so this is awesome. And I’ve basically been living on Wookieepedia lately, too!

[borgevino]

a shower is a sanisteam

nearly everyone has commlinks but holocomm units are a bit more pricy – think space skype. they’re connected to the holonet.  i don’t think there’s a star wars term for emails (maybe just mail) but those also exist.

personal computing devices are datapads, stationary ones are terminals.  also, you don’t get a stack of physical paper for paperwork; you get a stack of datapads. (although paper is called flimsi, paperwork is still called paperwork. go figure)

kilometers are klicks

a lot of fighter pilot helmets have tongue switches for their commlinks so pilots don’t have to take their hands off the controls during dogfights.  random factoid that might come in handy

some in-universe swearwords: sithspit, sithspawn, fragged, fragging

a hacker is a slicer or codeslicer

I was thinking of making this post just today – glad to see a version is already going around!!

[captainofthetidesbreath]

Klick is actually a real-world slang term for kilometer! Everything that I can remember is that the galaxy uses the metric system, or at least the GAR does. And I’ve seen showers just called showers in some Legends novels.

Some things I don’t see above:

Plastic is often called plastoid, and I’ve seen the clone troopers’ armor called either just plastoid or plastoid alloy. Plastoid goes for either your thick stuff or your thin sheets. There is a thing called plastifoil, I’ve seen it used in reference to the material of a thermal blanket.

Bucket is a slang in (at least) the GAR for helmet. I don’t know how common it is among stormtroopers.

Your memory card type things, which go into your datapads, are (natch) datachips.

Similarly, your ID is an identichip.

And as far as video recorders, above says camera as holocamera, but I’ve also seen holorecorder.

Also, as far as I’ve seen, though the city on Coruscant covers the entire planet, the city itself is called Galactic City during the Republic and Imperial City (iirc) during the Empire. Triple Zero (or Trip Zip) is a military slang term for Coruscant because of its coordinates 0-0-0.

More generally, when looking up slang terms and swears, consider where it comes from. I wouldn’t expect a Corellian to say the Mando’a swear shab. Though, the Huttese fierfek seems to be universal. The swear kriffing is also a common one.

[stormears]

Bless you all for compiling this!

[mylastmoment]

Further swear words include karabast, kriff(ing) and kark(ing). 

Lightsabers short out in water unless turned to a special mode beforehand!

I’ve also seen “plastoid” referred to as “plastisteel”.

Pens/pencils are generally referred to as a stylus.

There is a difference between a ship and a speeder; ships are like planes or boats in terms of they are for long-distance space travel. Speeders are like cars or motorbikes; for planetary travel.

[luciefee]

Awesome !

[kylorenxreader]

me realizing I have been a fool all this time:

[beachbutterflies]

Just in case anynody needs help! I know I do when I’m writing.

[teddybarebones]

Have you ever considered how Cody and Anakin are both described as “suns”.

Cody for his stability, his loyalty, his companionship. He is a glorious warrior, respected by all, admirable, just, and strong beyond measure.

Anakin for his power, how brightly he shines. The force’s child; the chosen one. Blinding, too strong, too much.

It’s no wonder why Obi-wan decided to spend the rest of his life on the planet with two suns.

[ovegakart]

been watching the originals for the first time and this was what i thought of when i got to this bit

wind kept knocking my power out today so i had to draw this stupid bit out on PAPER

[vetchtibbles]

why does modern star wars always go for a scifi pop dubstep sound for their club music and not the absolutely unbeatable pipe organ jazz thing they had going on in the original tatooine cantina

[worm-strung-string]

New Jaster meme template

I put a transparent one