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@datingiscomedy
need a sex tip? Cosmo says fuck a donut. fuck a donut. just fuck the fucking donut you fucking piece of shit. fuck you
Can guys get yeast infections? Because this seems like an excellent way for that to happen.
Men can indeed get yeast infections. And they usually go undetected, then you pass them along to your partner. THANKS OCOSMO.
Strangely enough, if I had a dick, I probably would have already attempted to fuck a donut. Several times.
… I will love you and honor you all the days of my life. I, Sarah, take you for my lawful husband, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until I leave you for some stranger I fuck on tinder.
This.is.amazing.
WHAT.
My patience juice is wearing off.
I am Elaine Benes and Elaine Benes is me.
You gotta read those OkC answers REAL close...
How to ruin a fucking evening...
Guys, maybe DON’T invite a girl over for sex, then after the fun’s over, explain that your doctor just put you on antibiotics that morning. And that you didn’t take them yet.
I just got home and packed my mouth with emergen-c powder.
And another thing, motherfucker: don’t make me watch skateboarding videos immediately following the act, or talk about your goddamn guitars for 30 minutes, or get pissed when I ask for a ride home.
In hindsight, I wish I had left a vicious shit in his toilet…
Here are all six of my OkCupid Illustrations. Together, but still so alone.
In case any of you forgot, I hate everyone.
You know why women often say “nothing’s wrong” when something is definitely bothering them
It’s because men have been belittling, minimizing and mocking our emotions forever
And we are socialized to be as passive and undemanding and selfless as possible, and not to run any risk of bothering or angering a man lest he abandon or hurt us It’s not passive aggression, it is fear
oh my god
Nailed it.
I'm TOTALLY ok with not being a gay dude on an internet enabled device.
Not to say that ladies got it easy...but shit.
oh my god
Disillusioned entitled dudebros are my favorite to laugh at.
This was already bad enough before I realized the messages were sent over a period of TEN MINUTES.
HO-LY SHE-YIT.
We spent the entire evening self-medicating with matzo ball soup and tindering. Here’s a couple jems.
"Midhad is a sloppy kisser.” “Sorry about Midhad-y issues.” “Is Midhad into BDSM?”
Yep, I'm still the worst.
this is important
made by Violet Bruce for foxadhd
I would have enjoyed this more...
ATTENTION ALL CHICAGO WOMEN:
If you are using the dating site plentyoffish, be on the lookout for Evan Stone AKA toner13 of Jefferson Park (Chicago, IL)
He has committed sexual assault and continues to pose a threat to all women in the Chicagoland area.
Please reblog this post or more women will be at risk.
Signal boost
Boost
You'll never find me on POF, but here's some fucking knowledge.
Always be prepared...
I forgot my lip balm at home today.
But I have travel-sized lube….
Not quite Burt’s Bees, but it does the job.
So in the rare event that I don’t swipe left, it’s consistent that selected dude has already liked my profile. Like 95% of the time. Is this app full of shit? Is my new phone broken?
Items from the Vermont Pleasures Catalog
Acorns for your asshole! Body hummus! Wittle your own dildo!
This is why I don't fuck vegans.
(sidenote: FAKE but this is the best thing Vice has ever done)
