lightship

the lonely journal keeper

[depsidase]

[moonbean117]

[brattylikestoeat]

[tesco-finest-aromantics]

@klavierpanda :D

[vernadskova-deactivated20230803]

pop team epic volume 3 chapter 43 WHAT THE FUCK

[elainiisms]

female protagonists will literally go through 30 life altering traumas at the age of 16 and you ppl still have the audacity to call them annoying bc they cry about it and act like teenage girls

[catchymemes]

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[aflo]

the human body can only digest 1 slime per day. yogurt, pudding, sour cream. if you mix slimes, they will meld in your stomach and become a sludge. and brother, you do not want that to happen.

[autismfox]

OP I think you may just have mild lactose intolerance.

[romantic-revolution-romy]

What is hidden in the shadows ❤

[peachblossom-odyssey]

[thelatestkate]

[teaboot]

Not relevant to anything but how come whenever someone gets a silver bullet to kill a werewolf or whatever the shell is silver too. Do they know that part gets ejected or is it some kind of scam

[teaboot]

catch me in the woods the next morning with a metal detector gathering up casings to melt down and sell to more dumb fuck city shits next month

[moonlitlillypop]

Werewolf that sells silver bullets to people but it's only the casing that's silver

[tik-tok-ify-the-tumblbeast]

[wrenchinator-central]

Chocolate guy has learned how to make corrugated cardboard. he is a powerful eldritch being who cannot be contained. The only reason we seem to be alive is because his interests are exclusively in the making of delicious lifelike desserts.

[bunjywunjy]

PACKING TAPE?? fucking PACKING TAPE??

[vykodlak]

I’m pretty sure that as far as “infuriating helmets you’d hate to see before you get stabbed” go, this one is definitely up there

[addiewho]

Up there, yes, but is it really quite all the way at the top?

[bonersquat]

why the fuck weren’t any of these in dark souls

[neona]

my foes shall see a formidable ^_^ before their inevitable demise

[sproutlett]

i’m realizing that i have so much time. i have time to grow my hair long. i have time to cut it all off and then to grow it back again. i have time to discover new hobbies and give up on things that no longer serve me. i have time to grow and change and travel and change my opinions and live differently than how i am now. i have so much time. take a deep breath and slow down

[klapollo]

tweeted this not realizing it's just basically sam's internal monologue

[atrustfulplace]

imagine: you are chilling in front you your house getting high. along comes an old family friend who you last saw when you were six, you are now in your 50s. after a brief convo where he is kind of a dick to you, he’s like damn you’ve changed :/. and your like yeah bestie it’s been five decades why the fuck are you here. he leaves. later that night a shit ton of people show up and trash your house. just throw and absolute rager. halfway through the family friend from earlier shows up. he announces in full earshot of everyone that he wants you to come with him to rob a bank. you of course say wtf??? one of the people who broke into your house calls you a pussy. another person shoves you a contract which declares if you get shot robbing the bank they will not pay for your funeral. you pass out. when you wake up you find the contract on your table and your house almost completely back to normal. you stare at the contract for a moment and decide, fuck it this is just as a good a midlife crisis than anything.

this is what happened to bilbo baggins