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"codify" is such a fun word. lawmakers! turn this into a fish

theres a trump supporter in my media arts major and sometimes my professor will ask him something simple like "whats the difference between ethics and the law" and he'll (i kid you not) say shit like "uhhh its like. honestly i thought that was like the same thing" and then my professor will give the rest of the class a mischievous knowing look

titsliker

beemovieerotica

hi i think every white theater kid and anyone who has ever seen a movie should watch this

teaboot

Holy shit

oppositionresearch

You guys call anything Catholic just because it's christian and vibesy. "oh he's southern and makes me feel bad about myself" girl that's a baptist

oppositionresearch

only valid tag on this so far

can-i-make-image-descriptions

[Image ID: Tumblr tags reading: #fuck i need to brush up on my breeds /End ID]

cloudabserk

BEST DAY EVER ☀️🌸❤️🦋

based on this

cheaphalloweencostume

literally so annoying to be going Through It in a deeply unserious way where like no one needs to be worried about me i’m gonna survive and things are gonna get better like they always do but right now at this very moment it feels like my soul has unmoored and started dissolving in my stomach and its killing me slowly and painfully but also i’m Fine

cheaphalloweencostume

after further consideration i think this might just be how january is

paranormal-taters

"i feel besquintled", said no one ever. because that's not a word.

paranormal-taters

okay nevermind it IS a word now and this is exactly what it means.

nacho-joe-yo-deactivated2022012

Monster fucker this, monster fucker that. What if I want a monster RELATIONSHIP huh?! Monster HAND HOLDING, monster INTIMATE CONVERSATIONS, monster COMFORTABLE SILENCE??

assassinationtipsforladies

storm-of-feathers

this is what every mental health conversation on this god forsaken website sounds like to me.

mind-altering-bugs

The best part about turning 30 was, legitimately, unlocking the ability to use this image

judblanc

they were made for me in a lab i fear

wingbeifong-deactivated20160204

Didn't you also used to be a Glee blog?

dont

irondive

guys we're running out of time

truestoriesaboutme

I can't quite explain it, but Clue (1985), The Princess Bride (1987), Galaxy Quest (1999), and Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023) are all the same genre

short-and-angry

They aren't a spoof (roast) or a love letter (tribute), but a best man's speech; an expression of love with a gentle ribbing on ocassion.

teaboot

Too bad the prophet Cassandra never met Odysseus

teaboot

They say if she made a prophecy Nobody would believe her

edgar-allan-possum

I’ve gotta say, that is exactly the kind of stupid thing that probably would circumvent a curse.

elidyce

Cassandra: YOU ARE ALL GOING TO REGRET THIS SO MUCH YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW.

Odysseus: Regret it why?

Cassandra: You won’t believe me if I tell you. If I prophecy, nobody believes me. That is my curse.

Odysseus: … I’m Nobody. Fill me in.

*A couple of months later*

Odysseus: HELLO PENELOPE, I AM HERE PRECISELY ON TIME AND NOT YEARS LATE incidentally I rescued and adopted a Trojan seer while I was away, she’s great, got me home really fast, Cassandra this is your new mother who’s not going to treat you like shit.

Penelope: … I’m going to need more details, but okay, sure.

Cassandra: *in tears* I love you, new family.