I love how these are from an Unreality subreddit but to my eye they just read like regular Tumblr shitposts. Did we cross-pollinate or something
some of my favorites
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ

Kiana Khansmith

#extradirty
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Cosmic Funnies
d e v o n
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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macklin celebrini has autism
AnasAbdin
Not today Justin
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
art blog(derogatory)
KIROKAZE
Xuebing Du
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
One Nice Bug Per Day
dirt enthusiast
todays bird
taylor price
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I love how these are from an Unreality subreddit but to my eye they just read like regular Tumblr shitposts. Did we cross-pollinate or something
some of my favorites
I would like to let my mutuals know that whenever I see their name in my notifs I raise up my hand and give them a biiiiig wave. Its that awesome.
Where are you right now as you're looking at Tumblr?
My bed
My couch
In the bathtub or on the toilet 😳
Some other area of my house
Work
Library
Park
Coffee Shop or Restaurant
Public Transportation
A friend or family member's house
Waiting somewhere (like the grocery store, pharmacy, or doctor's office)
None of the above/Special nuance button
STAR WARS ALPHABET
#F
Vote for your favorite character F...
Fennec Shand
Fern
Ferus Olin
Finn
Fives
Fixer
Fox
people are literally so boring a male character will kill 10000 people and steal candy from babies and theyll be like omg thats my king! but a female character is rude once and theyre like i hope she dies violently
reblog to support female characters violently killing people
Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE. When you see it, REBLOG IT.
Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696
Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433
LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255
Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386
Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743
Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438
Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673
Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272
Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000
Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253
If you ever want to talk, my ask box is always open
hey if we’re mutuals you can literally interact w me whenever. send me whatever u want i will probably be very excited
OCs are things you can download into your brain to make it blow up
You cast your line into the murky depths.
Trout 1 has shunned your worm!
Trout 2 has shunned your worm!
Trout 5 has shunned your worm!
Trout 8 has shunned your worm!
Trout 7 has shunned your worm!
Trout 3 has shunned your worm!
Trout 5 has eaten a snail.
Trout 9 has shunned your worm!
Trout 10 has shunned your worm!
Trout 11 has shunned your worm!
a few days ago i woke up thinking: snails are cute, but what if they had legs?
so i made this, and i was like "aww yeahhh such a funny animal"
and then a second image popped up in my head
what if they acted like dogs?
YEAAAAHHHHH HAPPY PUPPY SNAIL
just had a really good mango it was so good that i had to illustrate how it made me feel afterwards.
op’s tags are so fucking important to me
FUCK. i think i have to learn blender
the humble manual smoothie maker after they break their hands:
every day i log in here and get beat up by genies
HEY !!!!
the horse when asked what he would like for dinner
put a bullet in me already why dont you
hold on. everyone shut up. i need to cry about the concept of a touch-starved gun
I think "The Hangover" movies would work better as a whole movie genre. The beginning is always the same: group of friends wake up hungover as hell, to start figuring out what the hell happened last night. Turns out a lot happened. As a tradition of the genre, there's always an animal in the house that has no logical reason to be there.
But get this: The same premise every time, but in wildly different times and places. Victorian England, the gentlemen went fuckshit with some nice sherry, wrote some questionable letters, worked together to compose an absolutely idiotic thinkpiece essay and sent it to the local newsprint (the publishing of it must be stopped) and for some reason there's an ostrich.
A troupe of travelling performers in the late Kofun period wake up in the stables of an inn, and the main plot point is the little beast sleeping on someone's chest. None of them have ever seen a cat before, but one knows enough to tell that those are imperial pets, and whoever's fucking cat that is will both be capable and willing to kill whoever stole it. So they'd better fucking return it.
A Tepehuan group of youths find themselves way out of the place that they last remember they had been, for some reason someone's balls have been shaved and painted red, and the strange out of place animal sleeping at their makeshift campsite is some random swedish guy. The spaniards don't seem to know how the fuck he ended up there, either, but they clearly do not have a mutual language with each other.
posting this here cause I’m still not over it. people who write instructions I love you you’re so funny
we need to team up… to put together the WB4723 48-Inch Workbench With Power Outlets and Lights… it will take all of our power… and though you are my greatest foe, i can’t do it without you !
what if I kept saying things that are beautiful and true about Ford