Gone

[deactivated37933729]

Moving!

Finally! It’s been long awaited, but I’m moving blogs! Thanks for all the love and memories, but I’m tired of psycho exes stalking me and trying to start drama to feed their tiny-dicked egos. ♡

[homoz]

Gay people who go to straight bars with their straight friends are braver than any US Marine

[megamindmutual-deactivated20191]

gay people who have straight friends are braver than any US marine

[sherlck-deactivated20140622]

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

[feathery-soul-deactivated201408]

also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything

[agnosticwitch]

what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??

[moontideempress]

[vimbia]

Wear a wig. Contact lenses . Change your accent . Change Hand when writing . Layer up to make you look big if your small n vice versa . Contour the hell outta your face.

[jazmynedrakeford]

Get your car interior thoroughly washed, then purposely dirty it up again.

[youhavearighttoyourwrongopinion]

Also use an icicle for the weapon because it melts away Buy a ticket to a show and tell as many people / post it on social media that u went to the show

[caribe-bby]

Y'all suspect af😂

[dookiediamonds-deactivated20200]

*adds 363,462 more people to list of that I will fuck never with*

[electricocelot]

Make sure you set up a solid alibi Pay for everything in cash

Or, for those of you who’ve read Roald Dahl’s Lamb to the Slaughter, feed the murder weapon to the police

[buttastic]

how many other elementary schools had compulsory square dancing lessons

[buttastic]

why the hell is this so universal

[the-gamer-kitten-blog]

Poor Legolas, always being mistaken for Robin Hood

[whatacatch]

I regret to inform you that panic put out new music so that inevitably means I am back on my bullshit

[oatsie-deactivated20180119]

Zelda, watching Link use the master sword to cut grass:

[the-legend-of-zelda-series]

Fi, spirit of the Master Sword, being used by Link to cut grass:

[cursedtdposts]

OP did not receive a marshmallow, has walked down the dock of shame, boarded the boat of losers, and left the island forever but go off I guess

[weloveshortvideos]

[classy-viking]

love everything about this. the girls making fun of the boys, the endless dumb fun the boys are having, its pure

[brothadom]

This is what boys will be boys was always supposed to mean

[ballroom-baby]

Send me one "Dear---" and I'll write a letter to this person

[question-meme]

Dear person I hate,

Dear person I like,

Dear ex boyfriend,

Dear ex girlfriend,

Dear ex bestfriend,

Dear bestfriend,

Dear *anyone*,

Dear Santa,

Dear mom,

Dear dad,

Dear future me,

Dear past me,

Dear person I’m jealous of,

Dear person I had a crush on,

Dear girlfriend,

Dear boyfriend,

[gimme-da-memes-b0ss]

[deku-smash]

I still can’t get over how Naruto is literally named after the little pink spiral thingies you get in ramen noodles

the western equivalent would be like naming your kid fucking Crouton

[deku-smash]

MY NAME IS CROUTON AND IM GONNA BE PRESIDENT SOMEDAY BELIEVE IT

[buzzfeed]

[ithelpstodream]

[rustandruin]

I have never wanted something more.

[teamponytail]

[christopher-bryant]

[lilacfarm]

me: cmao (crying my ass off)

[burritodetodo]

So there’s gonna be a troll version of Toby from GF on next SVTFOE (?)

Alex playing a troll is sooooooo accurate that I love that